You know, just a few days after President Obama was inaugurated, a unicorn arrived in the dead of night here at the Farm at Castle Argghhh!!!
The lovely unicorn was to stay for just a few days. And yet, she is still here. In fact, I'm paying for her feed and I'm becoming responsible for this unasked-for unicorn lass.
At first, we milked her because she was so full of milk, but that soon became tiresome, as she demanded more and more of our time and attention. Finally, her milk is drying up.
But she is pooping. Everywhere! Why do I have to clean up her poop? Is that my job?
How long will we all be cleaning up unicorn poo? For all of Obama's tenure as POTUS? For years beyond?
Seems we didn't get any good things with this unicorn - she is a bit of a poseur.
And yes, I still need to upload a photo of her. She is not quite the unicorn we were promised.
The lovely unicorn was to stay for just a few days. And yet, she is still here. In fact, I'm paying for her feed and I'm becoming responsible for this unasked-for unicorn lass.
At first, we milked her because she was so full of milk, but that soon became tiresome, as she demanded more and more of our time and attention. Finally, her milk is drying up.
But she is pooping. Everywhere! Why do I have to clean up her poop? Is that my job?
How long will we all be cleaning up unicorn poo? For all of Obama's tenure as POTUS? For years beyond?
Seems we didn't get any good things with this unicorn - she is a bit of a poseur.
And yes, I still need to upload a photo of her. She is not quite the unicorn we were promised.
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