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April 26, 2008
I hate to say this, but I think that MS Vista and Office 2007 are terrorist plots
This is my thought - after trying to save a document in Office 2007 as an RTF file and taking nearly 30 minutes to figure out how the hell to do it.
I wonder if Al Quaida operatives got themselves hired by Microsoft as engineers and wrote Vista and MS Office 2007. This is accomplishing the destruction of our economy better than any bombs because it takes 10 times longer to do ANYTHING because of these damned programs. I have to think that Bin Laden must be giddy about it.
Using these programs is like trying to read Arabic - everything is ass backwards!
I mean, look at our economy. Prices are going up like crazy - of course a lot of this is due to Al Gore's insistence that corn be used to fuel cars, therefore increasing the demand (and increasing the price) of corn - which Al Gore apparently did not realize feeds a lot of food animals, from chickens to goats to cows to turkeys to rabbits, as well as people. As a result of the skyrocketing price of corn, farmers, in an effort to make some money, are growing corn instead of wheat, rye, barley and other crops. So there are shortages of those crops and food prices go up like crazy.
I also think that the economy is being slowed down big time in the service sector because Microsoft really screwed up and put out the two most awful business programs ever.
The productivity of the American worker is going to hell in a handbasket because of these two pieces of software.
Posted by Beth at April 26, 2008 9:58 AM
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Just wait 'til Vista decides it's not an "authentic" version -- and shuts itself off *immediately* after telling you to go to Shaitan-im-Redmond's homepage to revalidate your O/S.
Now imagine the fun you'd have if you'd had to do that from Pakistan.
You'll notice that no one has ever seen a picture of Bill Gates and Beelzebub together...
Posted by: BillT at April 26, 2008 11:37 AM
Vista isn't very good. I do like the glitz I really am that shallow I guess but it's a black box operating system which assumes every user is thick as a plank stupid. The disk management tools stink which I've had to find out the hard way.
The new office has an odd interface which hasn't yet really gelled with me either.
You could try openoffice which can import and export office files. I find myself using it more and more. You could replace Vista with linux too but that's a bit more involved.
I have beliefs about the environment but Al Gore is definitely not an ideal poster child.
Posted by: Argent at April 27, 2008 10:19 AM
From the start, Vista had bugs and I refused an offer for a free computer because it had Vista on it. Microsoft always rushes to market in an effort to seem competitive and they always get bit in the ass because of it. The lack of stability has caused many companies (Dell leading the way) to offer new computers with XP as a means of mitigating the problem and to retain customers.
Posted by: Da Goddess at April 28, 2008 9:31 AM
End all of the hassle! Abandon Microsoft!
Go to www.ubuntu.com and download the desktop edition. Write the resulting .iso file to a CD.
Boot from the CD. Try OpenOffice and see if it will suit you as well as Office 2007. OpenOffice will read and write the Microsoft created files. You will hsve the choice of saving new or modified files in Microsoft's format (.doc, .xls, etc.) or the native OpenOffice format. If it works for you, install it on your hard drive. All it will cost you is a little time.
I enjoy the farm tales. Keep it up.
Don
Posted by: Don Hickey at April 28, 2008 11:20 AM
What Don said.
When I next have to get a new computer the odds are good that I'll simply go straight to Ubuntu on it. I had a notebook lose its hard drive. Put in a new drive, loaded Ubuntu. It's the second oldest computer we have running and it appears to be the fastest.
Or, to put it more succinctly: when you work for a major company and your code is bloated, buggy, and slow: it ships Tuesday because that's what the schedule says.
When you're part of an open-source project and your code is a little 'off': programmers around the world laugh at you and rewrite your code.
Stay away from the latest beta and you should be fine.
Posted by: KCSteve at April 28, 2008 3:45 PM
Just wait until you wade into Excel. It too is a "treat". And you will "love" (not) the native 2007 file formats. Is it because we are not 19 any more and don't embrace everything new and different just because we don't know any better (or rather because it annoys the elders?). I don't think so. As each release of Microsoft product I see come out, I see a reflection of attitude of IBM of the 80's.
Posted by: prestonious at April 28, 2008 8:07 PM
I worked as a contractor at Microsoft and the better portions of the development community there actually works in the more profitable centers. I expect that in the nine years since they actually had problems getting Windows 2000 out the door they've forgotten the Operating Systems are important and require serious consideration. Also implicit in the equation is that many of their best people retire at age 30 or so, and that nobody great enough may be at the helm.
Yes, Vista sucks, and I will not be purchasing it now or ever. I can get by with Linux and old XP installs for game if I have to. My advice is to decide what you need and work with that. I am of course available for consultation if you need help with software matters, Beth.
Posted by: Patrick S Lasswell at April 28, 2008 11:27 PM
