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May 14, 2006

On Do It Yourself Remodeling

I have learned a few things about DIY Projects after putting in my new laminate flooring in the kitchen.

1. It will take 3 times longer to finish than you plan for.

2. There is scope creep in Home Improvements - you take out a nasty floor, and realize that it is a perfect time to paint the walls. Then you prep the walls and pick a daring paint and then . . . it takes 4 coats of paint to cover!

3. Every time you think things are going well, you find something awful that has to be repaired before you go on.

4. You will discover your own way of doing things. My Dupont Real Touch laminate flooring has instructions that make it seem so easy. And really, after you have laid about 200 square feet, it does get easy, but only because I found that I can snap the boards in much easier by laying on the floor, grabbing the plank at the proper angle and doing a pull up using all your body weight on the plank - and it snaps right in. Looks pretty funny, but it works.

5. You will spend about twice what you figured on. If you are lucky, like I was, Home Depot will have your stuff on sale for 20 percent off within 30 days after you bought it - They gave me back the difference when I went there and asked.

6. Buy the expensive tools. They are so much better that they make your life much easier.

7. I'm pretty sure that only one member of a married couple can work on such a product, otherwise, disharmony in the home will reign.

8. The cats and dogs will be very distressed when you change things around.

9. By the time you finish a project, you know you are an expert - but you might not do the same type of thing for years again!

Posted by Beth at May 14, 2006 8:36 PM

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10. When your friends find out you have DIY skills, you'll be DIFYF (Doing It For Your Friends) too! Best to be silent about your gifts and tell them you paid someone else out the wazoo for the extraordinary new improvements! ;)

Posted by: Cranky Chick at May 14, 2006 9:44 PM

Oh, and if you happen to discover an underlying problem as you begin your project, it'll be something you can't possibly fix on your own and will have to spend 3x the amount you expect to fix it.

I'm glad you've been able to get a few projects done. It's immensely satisfying once you've completed the task and see how great it all looks.

Posted by: Joanie at May 15, 2006 6:49 AM

Just remember Beth, we're laughing and sighing WITH you... not AT you.
I'm in the middle of the muck myself, and I've discovered that I'm not a very good drywaller.
*sigh*

Posted by: afsister at May 15, 2006 8:14 AM

Beth,

LOL - you forgot the umpteen trips back to Home Depot to buy yet more items/tools you discover you need while you're in the middle of your project!

And scope creep, indeed! LOL

Posted by: fdcol63 at May 15, 2006 8:31 AM

We bought many fun tools when we finished up the basement rec room - table saw, compound miter saw, tile saw, etc. After tiling the lower half of the walls around a 200 S.F. compound room, I am now an expert at grout. But I made the Hubster promise to have an intervention if I ever mentioned tiling again ... heh!

As Joanie said - the finished results are the reward. Enjoy your 'new' kitchen!

Posted by: Barb at May 15, 2006 8:49 AM

"6. Buy the expensive tools."
Life's too short for cheap tools.

"7. I'm pretty sure that only one member of a married couple can work on such a product, otherwise, disharmony in the home will reign."
You have to have a clear division of labor. Once my wife and I got that down, our home improvement projects went much smoother.

"2. There is scope creep in Home Improvements..."
Then when the kitchen looks perfect... you realize that it makes the dining room look a little shabby. It escalates from there. Oh, did you think you were done?


Posted by: hdw at May 15, 2006 9:53 AM

Beth ... my husband has been a residential contractor for 30 years. When we actually work on our own house, the experience is always the same. As you go along, a new problem crops up, you don't have the right tool (and I thought we had at least one of every tool known to mankind), it takes twice as long and costs twice as much. So ... chin up! DYI snafus happen even to we "experts."

If you have any remodeling questions, email me. (I coulda told ya that red paint takes 3 coats!)

Deborah

Posted by: Deborah at May 15, 2006 2:45 PM

Deborah - I will be sure to email you with my DIY questions! You may regret the offer!!

Posted by: Beth at May 15, 2006 5:10 PM

IMHO, one should not fret about the composition of the laminate, as much as that of the adhesive. I recall installing flooring of that sort where the job went just fine until the fumes from the glue built up in the small room and I started feeling bad, acting silly, and thinking crooked. That musta been some kinda trichloropolycarcinodeathylene solvent they had for that there adhesive.

Now that you're about done, didja know that there are water-soluble mostly-not-too-toxic contact adhesives for flooring products?

Posted by: Justthisguy at May 15, 2006 6:55 PM

JTG - or you could get a floating laminate, and dispense with adhesive altogether!

Posted by: John of Argghhh! at May 15, 2006 7:01 PM

Ah, I *think* I see. Comes and goes as the house moves and grooves, does it? Does it make funny noises when you walk on it?

Posted by: Justthisguy at May 15, 2006 7:26 PM

Nope. Built in pad, nice 'n quiet. Only noise is from the planking under the subfloor.

Laid it right over the *nasty* linoleum.

Posted by: John of Argghhh! at May 15, 2006 7:50 PM

fdcol63 -
I can't count how many times John and I went back to Home Depot! We even bought a compressor and brad gun to put the moulding up!
And a couple of handsaws. And a whole bunch of other things. Some we used, some we ended up not using.

Posted by: Beth at May 15, 2006 9:46 PM

Frank - not too mention how many times she went on her own, or sent me, not just together...

Posted by: John of Argghhh! at May 16, 2006 7:34 AM

I enjoy going to Home Depot here. They are helpful in solving obstacles. But yeah, I'm through with remodeling!

Posted by: MICHAEL MANNING at May 16, 2006 1:34 PM