Poor Beth.
Yeah, insomnia surely and trully does suck. Nice to see that I'm not the only sufferer though--silver lining for me, continued suckage for you.

Chevy Cobalt. Heard of it but don't remember anything about it. Maybe a commercial or two at best.
Hey, it's yellow, it's not like you won't miss it in the parking lot.

Take care, Beth, and be careful of the sugar/caffeine come down(sugar crash). Leaves a nasty taste in the mouth around 3pm, it does.

And what's the matter with the bimbette Simpson? Is it that she's vapid? Young and vapid? Rich, young, and vapid? Or that most men find someone so vapid entertaining and pretty?

Yes, colds definitely suck. And cold medicine often wires me up - so I can't get to sleep easily. Yet it makes me groggy in the morning as well ... go figure :-(

What bothers me is why they make cobalts in the wrong color.

I mean does anyone else think it makes since to make a yellow Chevy Blue?

agreed, Menace. At the least it should be blue. The cobalt was that commercial where the cars were playing ball on the street to the music from kill bill.

They say that if you don't take medicine for a cold, it will last 7 Days. But if you take medicine for it, it will last only One Week!

Two weeks ago, had to put my NEON in the shop for maintenance, and got a Loaner Cobalt. The only good thing I can say about the Cobalt is that it drove better than a KIA that I rented once. Both cars had MikeyMouse quality written all over. And oh, my left foot kept reaching for a non existent clutch.

Ry - Jessica Simpson just offends me. I think it is her attitude. Everytime I see her on tv (right before I switch channels) she seems to be just stupid - or flaunting herself. I have nothing against sluts, but I think you should be a lady in public and a slut in private!

LOL.
Yeah, she's pretty silly. Of course almost all of those bimbettes are that way. Mandy Moore being about the only one who doesn't play to that type((in Homer Simpson voice)Hmmm, Mandy Moore).
Totally understandable. Jess always asks me why guys like Simpson(either one of the sisters), Paris Hilton, or Christina Agillera. I never have an answer 'cause I don't get it myself(although 'hole and a heart beat' seems to satisfy Occam's Razor on this).
Plus, if the celeb news shows Jess makes me watch with her are right, I think you can blame the marketing strategy of Simpson's agent(her father who has often mentioned the size of his daughters ta-tas in interviews, and pushed her away from gospel to sex kitten pop) for this somewhat too.
Seems you're a bit more of an 'Italian' Catholic than I, Beth(Chicholina in bed and The Madonna on the street.

*Speculative Hairy Eyeball at Ry*

Heh.

Dude. My wife may be a *slut* in private (wouldn't you like to know) but to call her a hooker is a bit much...

And that's what porn stars are, strip away the pretensions.

And then to infer that she's the Avatar for that Kabbalah-spouting wacko... well, heh.

;^)

Did I leave some words out again? Oh crap, I did. Insert 'it would appear, in outlook, that' where appropriate.(Oh please, oh please, oh please, don't let there be a man with a .22 waiting for me by the car who will dump my body in the river, don't let there be a man with a .22 waiting for me by the car who will dump my body in the river, don't let there be a man with a .22 waiting for me by the car who will dump my body in the river. Christ---John's got contacts everywhere besides Kansas not being that far an ironbutt challenge drive! Sheeeeeit!).
Dude, THE Madonna, not Madonna. If'n you're gonna kill me at least get me for the right things would 'ya please?
Sorry Beth, would never imply negatives about you in a million years, and not just 'cause Huge Hands can crush my head like an overripe mellon. You're one of the reasons I have a renewed faith that not all mankind is full of idiots(even if I may be one).

Ahhhhh. That's better. My work here is done.

I wondered if you'd snivel about the Madonna reference.

(over shoulder) "Pay up, dude!"

To me, this is the only Madonna there is.

All others are mere usurpers of that hallowed name

yup, Boquisucio. You have it there!

See, I wasn't crackin' wise, John. The smart people knew what I was refering too.

ANd pay up? Gawd, what, a pound of flesh isn't enough?

"(Over the shoulder) Pay up" was referring to the Invisible Friend© I made the bet with that you would metaphorically wet yourself in the comments...

Just remember - there is a waiting-to-be-sealed privy somewhere with your sig on it if I ever need it...