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March 19, 2005
My friend Sandi sent me another funny
WIFE MART
A new store that sells wives opens in Dallas, TX
A man may go to choose a wife from among MANY women.
The store is comprised of 6 floors, and the women increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights.
There is however, a catch: As you open the door to any floor you may choose a wife from that floor. But if you go up a floor, you can't go back down - except to exit the building--no stopping on any lower floors.
A man goes to the shopping center to find a wife.
********** On the first floor, a sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These women have jobs.
The man reads the sign and says to himself, "Well, that's better than my last girlfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up he goes on.
********** The sign on second floor reads
Floor 2 - These women have jobs,love sports,
and drink beer.
The man smiles to himself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?
********** The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These women have jobs, love sports, drink beer, and are extremely good looking.
"Hmmm, better!" he says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"
********** The fourth floor sign reads:
Floor 4 - These women have jobs, love sports, drink beer, are extremely good looking and do all the housework.
"Wow!" exclaims the man, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more, much more, further up!" He heads up another flight.
********** The fifth floor sign reads:
Floor 5 - These women have jobs, love sports, drink beer, are extremely good looking, do all the housework and don't bitch or gripe about anything.
"Hot Dang!..how close to perfect can you get?.. .. But just think.....what must be awaiting me further on?" So up to the sixth floor he goes.
********** The sixth floor sign reads:
Floor 6 - Welcome. You are visitor 133,956,779,012 to this floor There are no women on this floor.
This floor exists solely as proof that men are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping Wife Mart, and have a nice day.
Posted by Beth at March 19, 2005 2:09 PM
Comments
The store also has a basement sales area which I will politely refrain from describing.
Posted by: triticale at March 19, 2005 5:32 PM
I found your page ramdomly by accident, but I must say I've enjoyed it very much. Since you seem to find lots of entertaining things, I wanted to point you in the direction of this website. The Weight Watchers recipe cards from 1974 are undoubtedly one of the funniest things I have ever seen, and I nearly fell out of my chair laughing! Enjoy! :)
Posted by: Sara at March 21, 2005 7:27 PM
So when I go, I'll know to stop on the fifth floor, maybe even the fourth. What's the address, and what time do they open? ;)
Posted by: hatless in hattiesburg at March 22, 2005 11:30 AM