Just as in 'gun safe' Boston, they have a problem with machetes.

Perhaps we should ask Senator Kerry about if he supports an "Assault Machete Ban" and if Senator Edwards will organize the class-action lawsuit against machete manufacturers.

LOL! I don't know if we ever actually banned guns, as the right to bear arms isn't in the constitution. However, I know how I'd rather be killed if it came to it. Quick and clean any day!