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April 19, 2004
Well, well, well
It seems that the troll who has been visiting lately is someone I once had a very short relationship with - about 11 years ago.
I can't even remember his last name. His first name was Don, and we had an internet romance and then he came to visit me one time, and he was a jerk.
He was also a die-hard Democrat, which is why I suspect he is dirtying up my blog.
Seems he probably still has dialup access, as his IP is different everytime he writes one of his sweet little nothings. I checked my stats, and he is coming in from AOL. If I could only remember his last name, I'd report him to AOL and have his account turned off.
So, my friends - suggestions on how to handle this fat ass? And believe me, he is fat. He didn't ever send me a picture - all of you out there considering entering into an internet relationship - demand a picture now, with a time stamp on it!. When he got off the plane, I was shocked - the guy must have weighed close to 400 pounds.
Now, I would have never mentioned these things to you, but if he is going to be an asshat, well, I can be just as mean, and I'll tell the truth, unlike Don (who so impressed me that I have forgotten his last name!! Ha!!)
Posted by Beth at April 19, 2004 5:41 AM
Comments
If you are thinking of NOT emailing AOL, go back and read what he wrote again.
If he comes back, which I doubt, because he's a weenie who can only pick on people when incognito, I'd go to Coors. And the police. Go ahead, laugh at me. His behavior has a very nasty streak to it....
Posted by: pam at April 19, 2004 7:12 AM
nah, I'm not laughing at you. John said the same thing. I am going to complain to AOL tonight when I get home from work.
Posted by: Beth Donovan at April 19, 2004 7:33 AM
Police, hmmmm. Hadn't thought about that. Not quite to the level of terroristic threats, but certainly something to keep in the kitbag.
Posted by: John of Argghhh! at April 19, 2004 9:54 AM