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March 10, 2004

Shoespenders!

Well, I dreamed about a coming fashion statement last night - and I think this is a totally original concept - Shoespenders!

What, you may ask, are shoespenders?

Shoespenders are *not* women who spend a lot of shoes!

Well, let me tell you about them - they are suspenders to hold your shoes up. They can reach down from very fashionable leather belts with little pink flowers on them and clip onto those backless shoes to keep them from flopping every time you take a step. There is another variety, also. Little leather straps that go around your legs, just under your knee - where knee high socks end up.
One shoespender clips onto the back of the shoe (and all shoes now have little places for shoespender clips, now that they are in fashion) and looks something like the seam in old fashioned stockings. Then, of course, the kinky crowd likes black rubber and leather shoespenders, with straps of leather going round the leg every 4 inches or so. Looks a little Medieval.

I wish I knew how to take a picture and photoshop some model's legs into legs wearing shoespenders!

I do have to ask myself this: what on earth did I eat that produced that dream! Or, is it something I can get rich on? Would you wear Shoespenders?

Posted by Beth at March 10, 2004 6:35 AM

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Posted by: J.M. Heinrichs at March 10, 2004 9:18 PM