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March 2, 2004
boobie prize
Joanie reveals that her "Nips" are not perfectly aligned.
Joanie - don't feel bad. My right boob is a full cup size larger than my left boob - makes bra shopping an adventure! And to make things worse, I find that my right arm is at least one full inch longer than my left arm. 3/4 length sleeves are bountiful these days, and I realized that when I wear blouses with sleeves that length, that it looks like the sleeve on my right are was cut one or two inches too short.
From now on, long sleeves only! And I'll bet you that John will tell you that one of my buns is bigger than the other - or worse!!!!
I should look 1/2 as good as Joanie does, or even 1/4 as good - or 1/8 as good.
Posted by Beth at March 2, 2004 7:18 PM
Comments
Um, yer buns are just fine dear.
And, um, I don't notice anything else asymetric either!
Posted by: John of Argghhh! at March 2, 2004 8:49 PM
In the absence of mensurable evidence, how do we derive our opinions?
Yes, I have training in mensuration.
Cheers
JMH
Posted by: J.M. Heinrichs at March 2, 2004 11:31 PM
And with that comment you are thinking I'm *ever* going to let you near the Castle?
8^D
Posted by: John of Argghhh! at March 3, 2004 9:48 AM
(Snicker) I didn't say nothin' 'bout any Castle!
Cheers
JMH
Posted by: J.M. Heinrichs at March 3, 2004 6:17 PM
Argghhh! The Canuck is threatening to storm the ramparts!
Keep in mind the 'booby trap' collection I have, too - analyst.
Posted by: John of Argghhh! at March 3, 2004 7:22 PM
"perfectly aligned"
perfectly?
I'd settle for somewhat.
Posted by: Key at March 5, 2004 7:18 PM