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February 19, 2006

Debbie Schlussel is a Twit

The definition of 'Twit' from dictionary.com:

1. The act or an instance of twitting.
2. A reproach, gibe, or taunt.
3. Slang. A foolishly annoying person

I am using the 3rd definition here.

I got another lovely, oh, so friendly email from her. I have to tell you, she writes like a 13 year old girl who is grumpy because no one asked her to the 8th grade party.

Well, first of all, here is my email to her after her last one to me:

Debbie,

Are you under the impression that I am married to Misha? That is funny - I take it back, you do have a sense of humour.

I was referring to the emails you sent to my husband, John Donovan. Perhaps you have never heard of my blog, She Who Will Be Obeyed, I'm only a "Large Mammal" but I don't see your blog anywhere on the Ecosystem or anywhere else. I'm only number 693 or so - my husband is at about #50. He has a pretty popular Milblog.

I had never heard of your blog, your talk show or your anything until you emailed my husband at johnbethd@yahoo.com - the email address we share - and you were very rude to him.
I think I shall publish it and the emails you sent me.

Are you under the impression that I am a naturalized American Citizen? Sorry, honey, but I was born here in the USA. I have even served our country in the Army Reserve - have you?
And my husband is a retired Army Officer who is the son of a retired Army Officer.

Also, I have never, ever used the C word anywhere in my blog and I have never, ever called anyone a whore or said anything about giving head- what on earth are you talking about?

Debbie - do you comprehend what you read? Are you capable of differentiating between one person and another, or do you get so many people who don't like your style that you just lump them all into the same 'person' - . You know nothing about me, not that it matters, but you are attributing words and statements to me that I have never said.

You think my post was hateful? Have you read your posts?

I asked you politely if you could back up your assertions about gas stations owned by Arab-Americans overcharging people in the '80s and sending the money to terrorist organizations on your blog. Your claim that you have information from the 80s from the FBI that no one else has. Sorry, I find that rather hard to believe. It seems to me that your utter hatred for all Muslims is coloring your writing.

If you would like to have a 'cat fight', we can do that, Debbie - only let's do it in public, on our blogs, eh?

Cheers,

Beth Donovan

And here is Ms. Schlussel's reply. Please note the "oh so mature" attitude of this dim-witted blond bulb.

I wouldn't dream of mentioning you on my site. 1) I know who your husband is. Where did I say it was Misha? You have this incredible ditzy ability to jump to conclusions and claim I said things I didn't. But your husband must be quite the (non)man if he needs you to defend him on your website, which is what you did. I guess your small, barely existent brain has a very small memory chip. I also never said you or your husband was 1) from Denmark or 2) was a naturalized citizen. Where did I say those things? You made them up. I said I'd happily trade your citizenship. Hello? . . . Anyone in there. You are in need of a "reading comprehension" course really badly. Ditto for your "brainy" husband who claims I said he was from Denmark. Where?

Let me say this to Debbie Schlossel or Schulessel or what ever her name is - I am eligilble to be in Mensa also, but I would not join because of people like you.

I am afraid that you are lacking in your reading comprehension skills, Debbie. And you most definitely need to learn how to write.
Go back and read your emails to me, Debbie. And read my original post and my replies back to you. Then sit down with a piece of paper and a pencil and see if you can figure out what you said and what I said.

I don't think you can do it.

Well, I got one more email from Debbie - and she threatens to report me to the FBI - why? I have no idea. I suppose because my opinions don't match her opinions.

You can have all the hunches you want. Who cares? You know nothing of which you speak, certainly in that case, and probably in most others. Keep reading my site. For someone who proclaims to hate me, you certainly seem to have some sort of obsession--you've cited several of my entries now--and I'm sure you will be returning often. I assure you I am NOT reading your site.

Are you sure you don't mean DENSA? In the attack on
achievement these days, a lot of groups are lowering
their standards, and if MENSA truly said you are
eligible, then they must certainly be lowering their
starndards, since IQ is the only standard they have.
But I'm glad to see that for someone who dislikes me,
you obviously read my bio, too. . . . Do I have to
warn the FBI about you, too?

Posted by Beth at February 19, 2006 03:45 PM