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October 28, 2004

Dog Farts

Around 2:00 am this morning, I was awakened by Shadow (our really big dog) crawling onto the waterbed. Soon, Houdini (our really little dog) and Little Girl (the queen of all the Donovan cats) jumped into bed with him.

Hmmm. There must be a thunderstorm on the way. Yup. Pretty soon, huge crashes of thunder shook the house and Shadow (our really big dog) shivered with fear and crept closer to me.

Houdini also snuggled as close to me as he could, and I soon realized that with every flash of lightening, Houdini farted.

His farts really smelled awful.

I had to get out of bed and spray lysol through the bedroom because of these stinky dog farts.

Unfortunately, the storm lasted about an hour - lightning flash - little pffft of fart from Houdini's hind end.

Finally the lightning and Houdini quit flashing and pfffting and I went back to sleep.

And I thank God that Shadow (our really, really big dog) does not fart with fear.

Posted by Beth at October 28, 2004 07:10 AM