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June 17, 2004

Public Bathroom Behaviour

I've been meaning to bring this subject up ever since I started blogging. Fortunately, LeeAnn brought it up first, so no one can accuse me of not being a lady.

The topic is women peeing all over the place in public ladies rooms. Yuch! If we were meant to pee standing up, we would be men. How rude and selfish are all of you women who 'hover' (that's what QOAE calls it) and then don't clean up after yourselves?

Believe me, the rest of us know who you are.

When I am flying from one city to another, and I have a drink, or two, or three, and the turbulence is so bad that we are forbidden from leaving our seats, as soon as we are released from our metal tube prison, I race for the potty room.
There is nothing so awful, no nightmare so disgusting as rushing into a stall, removing whatever clothing needs removing, turning around and sitting on ....
someone else's pee.

I hate you, you women who pee on toilet seats. Go into the men's room and pee in urinals, or their toilet seats, because they won't even notice.

Yuch yuch yuch.

Blechhhhh. Gross.

Now, this doesn't happen too often, I try very hard to get to the potty in time to clean up after the beautifully dressed, high fashion business woman who left her urine all over the toilet seat, but on occassion, the need is such, and the pee is clear, and I don't see it and ...... yuch yuch yuch.

It's enough to give me the willies.

ick.

Posted by Beth at June 17, 2004 05:26 AM