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April 19, 2004

Well, well, well

It seems that the troll who has been visiting lately is someone I once had a very short relationship with - about 11 years ago.

I can't even remember his last name. His first name was Don, and we had an internet romance and then he came to visit me one time, and he was a jerk.

He was also a die-hard Democrat, which is why I suspect he is dirtying up my blog.

Seems he probably still has dialup access, as his IP is different everytime he writes one of his sweet little nothings. I checked my stats, and he is coming in from AOL. If I could only remember his last name, I'd report him to AOL and have his account turned off.

So, my friends - suggestions on how to handle this fat ass? And believe me, he is fat. He didn't ever send me a picture - all of you out there considering entering into an internet relationship - demand a picture now, with a time stamp on it!. When he got off the plane, I was shocked - the guy must have weighed close to 400 pounds.

Now, I would have never mentioned these things to you, but if he is going to be an asshat, well, I can be just as mean, and I'll tell the truth, unlike Don (who so impressed me that I have forgotten his last name!! Ha!!)

Posted by Beth at April 19, 2004 05:41 AM