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March 31, 2008

Patti and the Angels Receive More Kudos

Patti Bader, leader, motivator and facilitator of literally hundreds of thousands of "troop support" volunteers has again received national attention. Her husband writes:

For founding Soldiers Angels and other exemplary work that she does to make the world a better place, Patti has just been notified that she is the recipient of the VFW 2008 James E. Van Zandt Citizenship Award.

From the VFW web site: James E. "Jimmy" Van Zandt was Commander-in-Chief of the VFW three times, and a veteran of three wars (World War I, World War II, and the Korean War). He served as an enlisted man in World War I and retired as an admiral following the Korean War. Descended from a pioneer family in Blair County, Pennsylvania, Jimmy worked his way from newsboy to United States Congressman. Recipients of the award named in Van Zandt's honor exemplify his dedication to public service, citizenship, and other admirable qualities.

Press release here.

[Denizens know, but newer visitors may not: besides sending hundred of thousands of care packages, ministering to the wounded, comforting families of the fallen, sewing blankets for hospitalized veterans, and caring for those on the front lines and their families on the homefront in myriad other ways, Soldiers' Angels is the organization that facilitates a program especially near and dear to the hearts of Castle Denizens--Project Valour-IT.]

Reporting As Ordered, Sir! �

by Denizens on Mar 31, 2008 | TrackBack (0)

March 2, 2008

Calling all Denizens, lurkers, readers, or anyone you can beg, borrow, or steal from.

Get out ‘yer checkbooks, damnit.

Seriously.

For crying out loud, for me to get a mailer from the organization begging me for cash is a deplorable state of affairs because I have so little and many have given so little. I’m a grad student. Jess and I live on $14000/year. We live in a dinky one bedroom apartment in central Indiana, have a 15 year old car we only drive to the grocery store while using public transit to get every where else (which I absolutely hate doing), and eat pretty low on the hog(Cricket would never eat like this: ramen, instant oatmeal, TV dinners for a treat, 2 hotdogs cut up into instant mac n’ cheese once or twice a week, and brown label vitamins to cover micronutrient deficiencies.). And, tack on the money I’ve been spending since my friend Yujiro died to take care of his widow, Emiko? Paying two rent checks summing to 1200 bucks each month and immigration attorneys is not cheap and definitely not easy on our monthly income. Yet, I’m still able to kick in some when asked.

I’ll be honest. It isn’t much. What I’m able to give probably only paid for postage to about 20 bigger givers. But it is something.

So what about you, pilgrim? Are you feeling good about how charitable you’re being right now? Gawd knows I’m not. I’m feelin’ pretty guilty I don’t have more to give. That I was stupid and bought a playstation last Christmas, using up quite a bit of our discretionary funds, makes me angry right now because there is something bigger and more important than The Wife having a new shiny toy to play with while I sleep on the weekends. So, if you feel like you’ve done all you can you should put that checkbook away. If you don’t feel like you have then it’s time to start. Make with the pen motions (or clicking on the links on the right border) already.

You want a reward? Fine. If we get $5000 by next this coming Wed to flow in from this website or otherwise confirmed to either Soldiers’ Angels or the subsidiary, and FbL’s baby, VALOUR IT I’ll do one of two things: option a is get John to take a picture of him leaning his knee on my neck while he holds one of the Castle’s working(but unloaded) firearms to my head to post here and option b is to make a shooting range target in gollum’s likeness to be posted here. You guys get to choose in the comments what you want. Oh, option C is to post one of the most embarrassing pictures in existence of me as a kid. We can do that one too. Put the confirmation number you receive via email in the comments section or email John(his email is on the right sidebar with “ry’s challenge” as the subject and he can forward all of that to me for totaling).

But either way, make with throwing money SA’s way. It is the right thing to do.
ry


aHEM. *koff* *koff* Izzis thing on? [taptaptap] Good.

There is no "Option A" or "Option B."

While the Armorer commends Ry's enthusiasm and heartily endorses his effort - the Armorer does *not* regret to inform the readership that he will *not* be photographed pointing a weapon at anyone, loaded or unloaded, he does not fully intend to shoot should circumstances warrant, however much he might currently find the idea of kneeling on Ry's neck appealing...

The Armorer *also* does not approve of making photo-targets of people he does not fully intend to shoot, should the circumstances warrant. Ergo, the Armorer can comfortably shoot at photo- targets of Osama bin Laden for example, or of metaphoric cultural targets like a certain Purple Dinosaur (but will not shoot at anthropomorphic targets when young children are present), or the usual "shoot/don't shoot" targets in competitive/training shoots. The Armorer does not approve of shooting at targets of culturally unpopular people or of Denizens, popular or unpopular. The Armorer feels this to be in bad taste. Plus, when you post things like that on the Internet, you just make it easier for the anti's to use that sort of imagery against law-abiding gun owners while we engage in an important cultural fight on the issues of arms and society.

This isn't to say the Armorer doesn't have a sense of humor or doesn't like to have fun. But just because the Internet exists, doesn't mean everything has to be posted on it.

I just made a bet with myself. Heh.

Readers are free to suggest other forms of penance we can put Ry to. The Castle pond might need some de-mucking this summer... oh, say, August, for example. -the Armorer

Reporting As Ordered, Sir! �

by Ryan on Mar 02, 2008

November 12, 2007

Project Valour-IT, last day.

Update: These two auction items featuring a lady lovely in body and spirit didn't quite reach their reserve bids. Reserve has been lowered, and they are up for a 24-hour auction (ending c. 0915 Tuesday). Reach the auction by clicking a picture. - FbL [The rest of this post is by John.]

Well, we clearly had eyes bigger than your collective wallets this year... you do realize that means we'll just be coming back at you quicker than we would have otherwise, right?

But we'll leave you alone until after Christmas, and your recovery from that. Probably in time for... tax day. Hmmm, yeah, send us your refunds!

But right now, after apparently hunting down and mugging some rich former Marine, the Marines are ahead in the fundraising competition. Oh yeah, did they mug a rich one. A $10K single donation. To insure a Marine win. Okay - so, where's my rich Army brother who will stand up? Heh, if PVIT is lucky... maybe that will cause the Marine's SugarDaddy to pony up more - yeah, that's it - get two money-hippos in a bidding war!

The AF and Navy are out of contention (unless they, too, mug someone rich) so why don't you all just reach deep and pony up just a little more for the Army team? And what is it with you Flyboys? All that flight pay, and the Air Force has never been a serious contender in the competition. Selfish selfish!

As Project Valour-IT Founder Major Chuck Ziegenfuss, the wounded blogger who gave up a finger, most of the use of both thumbs, and literally gave his left *** to the cause says, "I can't wait to give that feeling to another wounded soldier." Not the left ***, the ability to reconnect to their lives in ways you and I take for granted. Please help him do that. In case you missed it on Saturday - here's a post where the very real positive impacts of Project Valour-IT are laid out.

So, please, donate here.

Oh, and since *someone* fibbed about the size of a donation - which caused my match to be 50 times oversized... I'm going to make-up that shortfall and then double it today. Besides, I need the tax deduction this year. I just checked with my CPA. So I'm putting my money where my mouth is, to a four-figure tune. How 'bout you, if you can afford it?

Reporting As Ordered, Sir! �

by Denizens on Nov 12, 2007

November 11, 2007

Make the Connection: 11 Dollars on the 11th Day of the 11th Month

[Denizen Commentary - Kat]

"Thank you!" to all our veterans, past and present. They are the rock on which we stand. They were the hammer and the anvil, the sword and the shield. They were the lightening when we needed to strike and the shelter in raging storms. God grant that we should continue to have such men and women in the future should the times require it. They have shining examples in all those who have served before.

Last night, I went to a showing at the Nelson Atkins Museum in Kansas City. They have an exhibit of photographs from the Civil War period. Some I had seen many times in history books. Others I had not seen before. There were many that look like our photos today: soldiers going about the daily business of preparation, cooking, sewing and relaxing with their comrades.

Somethings never change.

Afterwards, at a restaurant on the Plaza, I drank coffee and chatted with a fellow Angel. A man in dress army blues and a woman in a cocktail dress came out on the patio. He was a sergeant and he had only three ribbons on his jacket, though I know he could probably wear many more. They were his GWOT, Iraq Campaign and a Bronze Star along with an expert marksmen badge and his CIB.

I always have an Angel Coin or two tucked in the purse with some "thank you" cards. So, after they were seated, I got some items together and prepared to go over. I was a bit hesitant at first because the couple seemed to be having a romantic evening out. They kept holding hands and talking to each other quietly. Fortunately, her cell phone rang so I decided to take the opportunity to hand over the challenge coin and card.

I palmed the coin, held out my hand and introduced myself as I handed him the "Thank You For Your Service" card with my other hand. When he shook my hand and felt the cold metal touch his palm, he hesitated for a moment. I gripped his hand tighter around the coin.

As it warmed between our palms, I said, "Thank you for your service, Sgt..." I couldn't see his name tag in the dark. He gripped my hand tighter and said, "Wayne...just 'Wayne' and this is my wife Kim." I would have shook her hand, too, but now he wouldn't let go of my hand.

I continued, "We support our deployed troops. If you go back or have friends that are still there, please contact us." He gripped my hand again and said, "Thank you." I told them to have a nice evening together. The way they were leaning in close to each other the whole time, I figure he'd just came back and I should make myself scarce.

I was putting my coat on a few minutes later, preparing to leave when three young women walked up to the sergeant's table. On noting his uniform, one asked, "Were you at the Marine Corps Ball?" I could hear the humor in his voice when he replied, "No. This is Army dress...I'm in the Army."

The young woman, about 21 I'd say, was a little chagrined and apologized for her mistake. Then she said, "Still, thats great that you're serving our country."

Serving OUR country. OUR country. It's still "OURS" after everything and our veterans are "OURS". While the coin and thank you card might have made the sergeant's night a little nicer, hearing that young woman say "our country" made mine. That's the way it's supposed to be.

We're still connected, even after all the complaints, the angst and the general feeling that we're somehow separated, from each other and from those who serve.

We're still connected.

We're still trying to raise the funds necessary to honor our wounded veterans by giving them the means to reconnect and stay connected to their friends, family and the outside world while they are locked in the long process of recovery at facilities around the country. In many ways, these facilities are some of the toughest postings for our injured troops. Even on a base in the middle of nowhere Iraq or Afghanistan, they are still with people they consider friends and family; sharing risks, sharing dreams and the one desire that all men and women posted so far away always hold: the day they come home.

Even when they are extended, they still know a set time that they will return. They know the expected outcome. They know a general date. They can share that time and expectations with those they went to war with and those they will return to. They have something to look forward to and a dream to reconnect to.

In a hospital, with severe injuries to arms, hands, fingers and the brain, our wounded veterans.don't know the outcome. They don't know when they'll be home. Though surrounded by caregivers, sometimes a family member and other wounded, they are still isolated in their pain and struggle to return to some semblance of normalcy; to return to something close to "whole" both physically and mentally. They are isolated from us and many more that would give them support literally and in real time if they could reach them. But we can't physically reach them all.

They are trying to set goals when they don't know when it will end or how. When they went into the hospital they were still part of a great big family of the military. When they leave, many know that they will again be separated and isolated from that previous life.

Sometimes, that isolation and unknowing can be a hindrance to recovery. It destroys morale. It is a burden they cannot put down for the remainder of their stay, for their time in recovery and sometimes long after.

We can lighten that burden, even if we are far away. We can reconnect them to the outside world. We can reconnect them to their friends and family. We can give them something to look forward to. We can help bring them "all the way home".

Everyone has put up their challenges this week and pointed out some great auction items for bidding to support this project. I don't have anything to auction, but I do have a lot of pictures that show what it means to be "connected" from the past year of providing support for our troops. No one asked me to give that support. It was simply the right thing to do.

On the 11th hour of the 11th Day of the 11th month in 1918, an armistice was signed to end the "Great War". Millions of young men returned home to parades and thanks giving for their service to the nation. We don't have many parades anymore and many a young man and woman comes home to nothing more than a few family members and a strange feeling that they do not belong.

Today, I believe it is appropriate to offer the 11, 11, 11 challenge. Today, every person that reads this blog is challenged to donate $11 dollars (or a higher amount in increments of $11 or ending in "11"). Even if you've given before for the project or several times, on this day, in remembrance of all those who have and still serve, please consider giving this small dedication to that sacrifice and all those that came after.

Send your $11 to Project Valour IT and help us remind our wounded that they do belong, they are not alone. It's "our" country and they are and always will be "ours".

Now for some pictures and video in flash traffic to remind you what that support really means.

Flash Traffic (extended entry) Follows �

by Denizens on Nov 11, 2007

November 10, 2007

Valour-IT Saves Lives?!

[FbL here. Title shamelessly stolen from Noah Shachtman. Imitation and sincerity and all that...]

That's what Chuck Z says, and he would know. As Noah Shachtman of Wired puts it,

Suddenly, he [Chuck] was able to connect to the outside world. He was able to take up his blog again, too. And from that, he was able to muster the self-esteem and internal strength to begin his recovery.

From the reports of family and friends of a triple amputee:
The laptop was the first step to the road to recovery. It proved that he was going to be able to do all the things that he did before.

From the CO
of a wounded soldier:
He expressed to me today in an email how much that [laptop] helped him. So thank you. Very much. For taking care of my Soldiers when I no longer could.

From a laptop recipient:
I can't begin to tell how much [the laptop] has changed my stay at WRAMC; I am able to correspond with my Soldiers, and my family. My Soldiers are still down range in Iraq. They are coming home soon, and I look forward to being back at my post to receive them. Again, thank you so much.

From the mother of a wounded soldier:
Buzz reports having the laptop has made staying at the hospital more tolerable. It turns out that the laptop is also becoming an important factor in his treatment because besides using it to stay in contact with friends and loved ones while he's hospitalized, he and his wife are using it to gather information on the latest research about spinal cord injuries.

From Chuck Z himself:
It was the first time I felt whole since I’d woken up wounded in Landstuhl.

As Veterans Day approaches, you can "support the troops" in a powerful and life-changing way. As Chuck says, "I can't wait to give that feeling to another wounded soldier." Please help him do that. Donate here.

by Denizens on Nov 10, 2007

Project Valour-IT update.

Fuzzybear Lioness put on her comms helmet and flogged us all again.

Okay, the Marines are doing okay - heh, which is amazing, considering who their enticer enforcer is.

Team Navy? Last year's winners? Well they showed up anyway. All the people they mugged in the alleys of San Diego musta caught wind of the fund-raiser and skipped town to not get caught up in the press gangs.

Then there's team Air Force, down the hill in the ville spending the flight pay and claiming crew rest... but fulla snark. Lotta snark for the people in last place...

But whatta ya expect - Mrs. Greyhawk got all tarted up to get a rise outta the Zoomies... well, I think the results speak for themselves...

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Mrs. G - don't point a gun at the Amorer's brothers-in-arms...


Cuz' the Armorer will give it back to you looking like this.

Now, the rest of you - hit the Auctions, and click the button below.

C'mon, gimme the money you were gonna spend on a sixpack of beer. It all helps, and you'll look less like Alfred Hitchcock (or me) in profile... Donate via the Army Team.

Reporting As Ordered, Sir! �

by John on Nov 10, 2007

November 9, 2007

Valour-IT: New Auctions

Most-importantly, the Pinups for Vets items are now up (click to bid):

There have also been a number of new items added, and older items that might catch your eye. For example, the chance to blog on Drunken Wisdom, handmade glass-bead necklaces, an out-of-print book about the B-17, a high-quality model of an F/A-18, and an offer to design and host your website. There are also a number of autographed books spread throughout the auction pages. And I did some Googling and couldn't find a GEN Pace Challenge Coin for sale outside the Valour-IT auction.

I've included pics of more new (and old) items in "Flash Traffic" below, to spare the Luddites among us [click photos to bid].

Flash Traffic (extended entry) Follows �

Reporting As Ordered, Sir! �

by Denizens on Nov 09, 2007

November 8, 2007

Valour-IT Today

The best news of all is that Valour-IT has received over $30,000 in donations unaffiliated with a particular fundraising team! That means that our current total is around $85,000, not including donations mailed in.

But we have quite a ways to go, and so Soldiers' Angels is offering a beautiful donation incentive beginning today.

Due to constant bugs, the Valour-IT auction site had to be rebuilt. Participant accounts, bids, and items all transferred. If you activated your account for the old version, you should've received an automatic email telling you to click a link to activate in the new system (same name/password). If not, please email Holly (Soldiers' Angels webmistress).

And on the subject of auctions, there are some extraordinary items up for bid:

And there's a whole lot more. Check it out!

And please, keep spreading the word about Valour-IT to your friends and family. We have just a handful of days left!

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
And you don't have to get caught up in a bidding war for these. Just be one of the top two of the donors who drop their receipts on John. And, since the entire known world *doesn't* bother to stop here (or follow all of the links), your chances are purty durn good... --Bill

Reporting As Ordered, Sir! �

by Denizens on Nov 08, 2007

November 6, 2007

The Windup -- A-A-A-A-nd the Pitch!

Ah, the mystique of the flight suit!

When one of us steely-eyed, lantern-jawed stalwarts clad in a sage green one-piece (with 27-inch zipper) appears on-scene, male groundlings cringe in jealous awe, females of the feminine persuasion *swoon* from the onrush of multiple heady fantasies, children glow with instant hero-worship and junkyard dogs become fawning sycophants.

Ummmmm, that's the way it's *supposed* to work, anyway.

The reality is that the guys turn and start muttering imprecations about deity-condemned aviators into their beers, the gurlz walk up and ask if velcro holds up under repeated washings (nope), kids want you to give them the official US Gummint pen stuck in your shoulder pocket and household pets view you as a large, self-propelled squeaky toy.

But eventually, all conversations *do* zero in on that 27-inch zipper.

And *you* can find out First Hand -- as long as you can fit into a Coveralls, Flyers, Men, Summer, Fire-Resistant 27/P, Size 40R. Otherwise, you'll just have to put it on display.

Yup. A gen-you-wine Cold War relic worn by a Cold War relic flying Cold War relic aircraft during the Cold War, complete with CW4 sew-on insignia and a gen-you-wine NJARNG Aviation Safety patch -- which makes it a real one-of-a-kind, because I designed the patch in 1978 and the design changed in 1998.

And it's up for bids. The usual deal -- send proof of your Valour-IT donation(s) to John (*not* to me -- sorry, but KtLW has the annoying habit of screaming in my remaining ear if I'm online for any reason other than downloading recipes from FoodTV).

Runner-up gets a Vietnam-era poncho, only worn during the '71-'72 monsoon season at Fort Dix.

Certificates of authenticity included (as soon as I can think of something suitably off the wall recall the proper verbage).

And just to keep John from going all grumbly about handling the extra correspondence -- if any -- I'll throw him a bone in a knick-nack for the Castle Bar...

Reporting As Ordered, Sir! �

by CW4BillT on Nov 06, 2007

November 5, 2007

Valour-IT - so, some liberals have stepped up.

Heh. It was a hard-won $250 that I wrested from Cliff at OneUtah (and Cliff, gimme something rather less political than VoteVets and I'll still match your donation to Valour-IT - in addition to the one I sent to PVIT matching yours - and no military connection is required.)

Nonetheless, we've an ambitious goal for Team Army, $60K, and, well, frankly, we're lagging. Oh sure, we're ahead of the slackers in the other services (at least when I hit post) but we're lagging from the pace.

Accordingly, I'm going to have to resort to some, well, tough love.

So - if you don't click on the link below and pony up some dough, I'm going to send around these guys around to visit your blog and sit on your visitors. They're all former Sailors down on their luck, willing to do anything for a buck. Sailors are like that.

So, click here and donate....

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...or get a visit from these guys.

Group of former sailors acting as PVIT collection agents.

Your choice. Choose wisely.

Reporting As Ordered, Sir! �

by John on Nov 05, 2007

Valour-IT: Liberals Step Up

[FbL here]

UPDATE II: I've debated whether to include One Utah, since putting up a button in comments on one's own blog doesn't seem to quite meet the standards of actually blogging it. However, I sent the link in my latest email to Malkin and we'll see what she does with it. Btw, she says she will wait until the afternoon/evening then put up an new post/update of all the lib blogs we've found so far. The commenters at her site are now offering the following for each liberal blogger who signs up and posts, in addition to MM's $50 challenge (thanks to stevegg for kindly creating the compilation at my request):

F15mech - $50 to Team Air Force
trinitytim - $25 to Team Army
swj719AWG - $5 to each team ($20 total per left-wing blog)
SirKnob - $5 to Team Navy/USCG
steveegg - $5 (divided as equally as possible among the teams)

UPDATE: We have another one--Lawyers, Guns, and Money--which isn't going to appeal to most of the readership as much as one might think. ;) And I haven't heard from Malkin yet, but her readers are ponying up. Three cheers for following through; let's hope we end up emptying their wallets for Valour-IT!

I had some time to do some snooping in our blogger team lists this morning (scroll down), and am very happy to report my findings: at least four liberal bloggers have stepped up to Michelle Malkin's challenge to blog Valour-IT.**

Greg from the Left
Online Lunchpail (see sidebar)
Springbored's Springboard

And last, but certainly not least, our very own Trias at Insanity Blog.

Thanks to all of you who responded to Malkin in a polite and rational manner and threw the gauntlet right back down at her feet. Her commenters have issued their own challenges, and Valour-IT is looking forward to the donations your blogging will inspire.

Way to go, friends across the aisle! Let's keep lightening those wallets for Valour-IT!

**As mentioned before, the challenge is to just blog in support of Valour-IT, as we know that people on both left and right have generously donated to Valour-IT from the very beginning.

Reporting As Ordered, Sir! �

by Denizens on Nov 05, 2007

Gollum’s Three Friends Challenge.

Well, since people are so big on challenges and what not I think I’d like to jump in with one too. Does anyone remember the old commercial that ended with ‘and they told three friends, and they told three friends’ and the exponential progression on screen (3 photos becomes nine becomes 27 become 81 become 243...)? Well, that’s what I’m challenging to do. Get three friends to donate to VALOR-IT and charge them with getting three more. We want exponential growth here people! (Or is that technically geometric progression? I forgets me maths definitions.)

Look, I got my father-in-law to donate, and regular readers know that I(ry/Gollum) do not get along with the man well at all. Matter of fact, I’m certain he’d shoot me dead if he wasn’t a staunch Brady bill kinda-guy who can’t abide the thought of someone having a firearm. If I can do that you can guilt trip, badger, heckle, sing Henry the 8th I am I am, or whatever until they break down and donate too. It isn't about the war. It isn't about you and your political views (or ours for that matter). It's about the people and their lives. Period.

And if the fact that men and women who put their lives on the line and deserve this isn’t incentive enough, well, if you don’t do this I’ll be forced to ankle bite John. If you do, well, I’m sure we might be able to come up with a pic of John standing on my head or giving me the treatment with the Big Boot or with the Hairy Eyeball or something in the near future for your viewing pleasure
--ry

Reporting As Ordered, Sir! �

by Ryan on Nov 05, 2007

November 4, 2007

Valour-IT: A Message to Our Lefty Blogging Friends

UPDATE: Liberals Step Up!

Though very pro-military by definition, Valour-IT prides itself in being non-partisan at a time when the military is being pulled in partisan directions. If you think "we shouldn't be in Iraq or Afghanistan, it's Bush's fault they're wounded, and besides, the government should be taking care of the wounded (that's what taxes are for)," we won't argue with you. We might even cheer that third point.

We simply have a question: What are you going to do about it? They are wounded today, and nothing we do is going to change that reality. But we can support them as they make the first step in recovery, by helping them reclaim their connection to the rest of us, by giving them a laptop.

Sure, the government should be doing it and it's important to take the issue to Congress. But that takes years, and we're talking about someone in a hospital bed today. Hell, it took a year for the DoD to catch up with Valour-IT and realize their CAP program should be providing the voice software instead of us--which they now do (we provide the laptop to the wounded warfighter).

Now, Michelle Malkin has accused liberal bloggers of not truly caring about the troops, and she's put her money where her mouth is. She's already given a donation, but for every liberal blog that signs up with and blogs in support of Valour-IT, she's going to donate an extra $50 (up to 10 blogs).

She's now pointing out that she hasn't had to pony up a dime on this challenge. Prove her wrong, fellow bloggers. Not only do you get to donate your time/money to a great (tax-deductible) cause and support the troops in an immediate and direct manner, but you can "put MM in her place," too. ;)

--FbL

[Update: I am compelled to note that the closest thing to a resident lefty here at the Castle is Alan of GenX@40 - who has given several generous donations over the years, and that in our first year, at least, we had several stealth donations from second tier lefty bloggers - who still wish to remain nameless. One of them is still a well-known lefty blogger, who still wishes to remain anonymous - I checked. Which, sadly, is a reflection on the state of how the puritans of either side treat their own (I know, I work with a Dem politician, believe me, I know the perils of apostasy) who openly stray from the orthodoxy. Michelle can contribute another $50 if she'd like (but it will have to be on the basis of my word - and I'd like her to give it to the AF Team) - the lefty blogger did their donation via my good offices - which means they won't get to take the tax deduction, either. BTW - if Michelle gives another $50, that's only *half* the donation we got from the lefty blogger. -the Armorer.

FbL sez: Well said, John. Our resident lefties were definitely on my mind when I wrote that, and I know they have donated to Valour-IT in the past. My intention was not to slight them in any way or particularly call on them for donations. Rather, my hope was to draw them out to actually blogging for Valour-IT. Good (sad) point about reasons for wishing to remain anonymous... I'll check, but I think the stipulation was that they blog Valour-IT.]

[Heh. Princess Crabby dropped in on Cliff and left a challenge - which Cliff responded to in comments here, which I will edit to bring into compliance with the Rulez regarding personal attacks. I've issued a counter-challenge to Cliff - I'll match his *donation* - he doesn't have to blog a thing - up to $500, and I won't take the tax deduction, making it revenue-neutral, which should please a progressive blogger... I would note, though, that Cliff points out at least one lefty blogger who has blogged Valour-IT, if not perhaps in the way we intended. And he did leave Princess Crabby's comment up, with the Army donate button. - the Armorer]

Reporting As Ordered, Sir! �

by Denizens on Nov 04, 2007

November 3, 2007

More than Just a Laptop

Giving laptops to wounded soldiers. Sounds very nice, huh? Gives you the warm-fuzzies just because it's a nice thing to do.

But you're giving them so much more than just a laptop.

I want to thank everyone involved in the program that provides Soldiers with laptops; Soldier's Angels brought me one, and I can't begin to tell how much it has changed my stay at WRAMC; I am able to correpond with my Soldiers, and my family. My Soldiers are still down range in Iraq. they are coming home soon, and I look forward to being back at my post to receive them. again, thank you so much. Quick6

There's a scientific basis for the power of Valour-IT.

While it's touching to think of wounded warriors being able to chat online with their loved ones or email guys still in the fight right from their hospital beds, access to a computer can even affect the healing process.

Flash Traffic (extended entry) Follows �

by Denizens on Nov 03, 2007

November 2, 2007

Valour-IT Auctions

Auctions for the Valour-IT fundraiser are heating up. Here's the list of items as of this morning (more are on the way):

Team Air Force is taking the lead here, with a Chris Muir original, a John Cox caricature, three autographed books by Richard S. Lowry, a very special book not yet available to the public--Small Unit Actions, several items of Thunderbird memorabilia. They also have a Perfect Pushups workout kit and a prize-winning baby blanket.

Team Marine Corps is offering an out-of-print book about the B-17.

Team Navy-USCG has a high-quality, rare model of an F/A-18C aircraft.

Team Army offers a Napoleon Bonaparte letter opener.

And there is one very special item that I want to highlight: an extraordinary quilt [click to enlarge].

This quilt was designed and sewn by a former member of the Air Force, now a National Guard spouse. Echoing a missing man formation (the "missing" member is actually quilted in a ghostly gray), it is entitled "Gone But Not Forgotten."

She writes:

Gone, But Not Forgotten is a 54"x59" wall hanging/lap quilt. I have had several requests to script the title on the quilt as shown along with names of a few fallen members and will honor this request for the winner if they so choose. Although not strictly a missing man formation, it is meant to show the missing are not forgotten and although the quilting is not easy to see in the picture, there is a Bald Eagle quilted in the missing spot along with contrails from all the Bald Eagles.

You can bid on this beautiful quilt here.

And if you have an item of your own you'd like to put up for auction to benefit Valour-IT, you can click here and sign up.

by Denizens on Nov 02, 2007

November 1, 2007

Project Valour-IT.

Okay, so, like I've been challenged by the Navy. If they win, I have to do a month of posts about Navy stuff. If they win, they'll *graciously* post about all the Navy ships named after Army guys. Heh. They tell me what they'll post, and they'll tell me what I get to post. Hmmmm.

S'okay, we're all about Joint and Combined at the Castle. So I took 'em up on their bet. Mind you, the current fundraising totals didn't hurt - but I'm sure those guys have some deep-pocketed retired aviators who own an airline or something in reserve.

But I won't won't give up the ship nor will I let them tread on me.

If you'd like to make a donation to the Army Team (and you *know* you do) just click the sinking ship in the pic and the Internet will work its magic as we painlessly take your money and turn it into an adaptive laptop for wounded soldiers.

It's the right thing to do. Push on that scow, and send her to the bottom.

Of course, you wouldn't want to donate to the Navy. Nope. Nor the Marines. Uh-uh. And the Air Force? Fuhgedabouddit! You want to push on that rust-bucket up there and do your bit to clean up the oceans.

If you'd like to check the status of the competition - click here.

Reporting As Ordered, Sir! �

by John on Nov 01, 2007

October 31, 2007

Valour-IT (and FbL!) on the Radio Today--A.M & P.M.

Valour-IT and the fundraiser are going to be the subject of two different radio shows tomorrow today (Wednesday):

Patti Bader will be talking about it live on Blog Talk Radio at 0930 Eastern.

Air Force Team Leader Mrs. Greyhawk and FbL will be talking about it on the Andrea Shea-King radio show at 2100 Eastern. Mrs. Greyhawk will also be talking about her recent meeting with the President. [click show links to listen online].

Reporting As Ordered, Sir! �

by Denizens on Oct 31, 2007

Flyers for 2007 Valour-IT Fundraiser

We have new flyers available for distribution: Flyer 1 and Flyer 2. [Note: please do not use flyers that are downloaded from anywhere other than these two flyers hosted at Soldiers' Angels. The older flyers contain significant inaccuracies.]

They may not print too well on cheaper printers, so I suggest using a laser printer. If you don't have access to one, try something like Staples.com to get good prints. You can email the file to Staples and they'll make laser-printer copies for you for a very reasonable fee.

Suggested uses for the flyers can be found here (don't forget to ask permission).

by Denizens on Oct 31, 2007

Project Valour-IT

Long time readers of this space remember back in the good old days before we got all respectable, we had some pretty roaring comment parties.

The Chandelier and Jungle Room have been quiet of late, but JTG and Gollum (Ry) still hang out down in the Dungeon of Argghhh!

And the security cameras just caught a pic of Gollum (er, Ry) down in near the garderobe, wearing his silly hat and eating stale chee-tos.

But looky what else he was doing - donating to Project Valour-IT. Gollum, (er, Ry) may not have much money, but there he is, making a credit card dona... waitaminnit! THAT'S MY CREDIT CARD!

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ARGGHHH!!! Okay, do me a favor. Move your cursor over Gollum (er, Ry) and punch him in the nose with your mouse button. If that *happens* to bring you to the Army donation page... well, while you're there, you oughta donate, right?

Of course, you wouldn't want to donate to the Navy. Nope. Nor the Marines. Uh-uh. And the Air Force? Fuhgedabouddit!

H/t to Lona for the assist on the graphic!

Reporting As Ordered, Sir! �

by John on Oct 31, 2007

For What It's Worth...

...you've seen me give hat-tip credit for the atrocious puns and oddball jokes with which V29 and Doc E bombard me (thereby reinforcing my rep as a real stand-up, albeit strait-laced, individual) and you've "met" V29 via his semifrequent comments and the TINS Times Two we tag-teamed on a while back.

So, I figger it's time to introduce Doc E.

Second Platoon: Act Sillyyyy -- ACT!

He's the guy on the left who forgot his sunblock. And, yes, he really *is* a doctor (even though he's never played one on TV), or, more precisely, he's now a *retired* doctor. But he prefers playing with his 'puter to playing with golf sticks -- he's a hi-tech hobbyist who's translated some of his pix from the Ol' Days into some YouTube vids, and I think you'll find his most recent effort a bit thought-provoking.

I'll link it after this caveat: although the pix and music are work-safe, there's a picture at the 6:35 mark you might want to view alone, or forego viewing altogether.

It's a shot of one of our cockpits after a typical day suddenly became a really bad one. The pilot was from my platoon.

It's a reminder that there's a price tag on freedom.

And so long as we would have freedom, there will be a price upon it, and so long as there is a price, there must be those willing to give what is asked, or we will no longer have freedom. Now transfer the image of that Huey cockpit to the interior of a Hummer or a sandbag checkpoint...

We're a fortunate people to have among us those who have given what was asked. We have the freedom for which they have paid -- and continue to pay.

It's only fair that we return them something in the way of repayment, isn't it?

Valour-IT: for what it's worth...

Reporting As Ordered, Sir! �

by CW4BillT on Oct 31, 2007

October 30, 2007

Need another reason to donate to Project Valour-IT?

Simple.

Lookit the President of the Imperial Armorer's Fan Club. You gonna turn her down?

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Now, click here, and do your duty. (Backstory here - I'm killed for time right now)

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Oh - and don't think we don't know payday is coming up. Donations today are made from October dollars... which means this weekend, we start looking for November dollars. Just pretend it's a mini-fiscal year thang... 8^ D


Update: I mean, like, good golly. Look at how low Team Navy has stooped. Slatterns! The lot of them. It's not like we'd use feminine pulchritude as a lure. Nope. Not us.

Reporting As Ordered, Sir! �

by John on Oct 30, 2007

October 29, 2007

2007 Valour-IT Fundraising Competition

[FbL here. The Armorer is winging his way across the country, so I have fearlessly stepped in. I'll let you know if I survive the Evil Eye for doing so. Update: The donation totals in the widgets are not tracking correctly, but donations are still being received and credited in PayPal. We hope to have the bug fixed soon.(Bumping this back up top where it belongs.--ry)] [Bumping it back down to where it was, cuz I did something new - the Armorer]

It's that time again.

What time?

Time for ruthless competition, endless inter-service snarkage, and constant meter-watching. Oh, and we raise some money for a good cause, too!

It's the 2007 Valour-IT Veterans Day Fundraising Competition, the yearly slugfest where milbloggers and friends compete to see who can get to the fundraising goal first. Last year our merry band raised over $230,000 dollars. This year, need among the wounded hasn't changed, with as many as 100 laptops going out each month. But every year, the amazing bloggers who participated have exceeded Valour-IT's wildest hopes. Let's do it again!

Here's the who, what, where, when, why and how of the competition:

Who: Bloggers of any and all stripes who support the U.S. Military
What: Raising $240,000 ($60,000/team) for Project Valour-IT, the non-profit Soldiers' Angels program that helps supply voice-controlled and other adapted laptops to severely-wounded troops.
Where: Starting on the blogs, then spreading through your community and into major media
When: Monday, 29 October through Saturday, 11 November (Veterans Day)
Why: Because reconnecting the wounded with the world is a vital part of their recovery
How: Signing up, blogging, auctioning, emailing, and just generally spreading the news

For more info, see the important competition websites listed below.

Team Leaders: Blackfive - Army, Chaotic Synaptic Activity - Navy/Coast Guard, Mudville Gazette - Air Force, SA Holly Aho - Marine Corps

Official Website: history and background on Valour-IT, official donation info
Bulletin Board: general competition info, tech help, team planning, announcements, etc.
Auction Site: donated items for sale
Project Blog: background, interesting links, daily donation tracking, public relations

Let's make this happen! There are wounded men and women who need us, and to whom we owe so much.

So, what're ya waitin' for?! Need inspiration? Check "Selected Valour-IT Posts" in my sidebar or click on the "Valour-IT" category below that and at the bottom of this post.

Though I myself am on the Marine Corps team, I'm guessing the Armorer would prefer I post the following (besides, you doggies have some catching up to do! *grin*):

UPDATE: The widget that was here earlier has been giving as fits, so we changed over to a new one. Unfortunately, the new one only works in the sidebar and I don't have permission to change the sidebar. But you can go here to donate to the team of your choice.

Reporting As Ordered, Sir! �

by Denizens on Oct 29, 2007

October 8, 2007

Prepping for Valour-IT Fundraising Competition

We are in the early planning stages of the 2007 Project Valour-IT Veterans Day Fundraiser. Begun in 2005, this has become a yearly event in support of Valour-IT, a Soldiers' Angels project that helps supply voice-controlled laptops to severely-wounded troops. Here are the outlines for this year:

Duration: Monday, October 28 through Veterans’ Day, November 13

Method: Bloggers team up by service branch, have friendly competition to reach the fundraising goal first, and spread the word offline through community contacts, etc.

Goal: $240,000 (total of $5,000 more than last year's event)

Planning sites:
Valour-IT project blog and a new bulletin board (thanks, Xformed!)

How you can help:

    Be a Team Leader for Air Force [Thanks, Mrs. G!]

    Design a flier (two SA logo and the smiling laptop logo found here, text supplied; email me)

    Find items to auction—check with authors, stars, etc., or offer your own service or product. Items can be mil-related or of general interest.

    Plan people/businesses/organizations to contact. For example: community clubs, professional organizations, veterans' groups, pro-military businesses, churches, etc.

    Check for employer matching donations (or prep for a corporate donation during the fundraiser)

    Give a heads up to your press/political connections by offering links to Valour-IT sites and telling them about Valour-IT's history

    Share your ideas on the bulletin board, or in comments below

IMPORTANT NOTE: Valour-IT is an IRS-certified non-profit (donations are tax-deductible) and is non-political. Regardless of ideas about how/why war is being waged, the fact is that people are wounded and need our help. Valour-IT is about supplying that help, not about endorsing or opposing the reasons why it's needed.

[cross-posted at Fuzzilicious Thinking, The Flight Deck and Valour-IT Project Blog]

Reporting As Ordered, Sir! �

by Denizens on Oct 08, 2007

September 17, 2007

An Update on J.R. Salzman


Recovery has its highs and lows, but athlete and former National Guardsman J.R. Salzman is back in school and trying to adjust to "regular" life. In a local newspaper article, he talks about what happened the day he got wounded, his plans for the future, and why he has no regrets:

To cope with his injuries, Salzman, who was medically discharged earlier this month and is considered 90 percent disabled, said he breaks it down and accepts it.

"Stuff happens," he said. "I don't regret going into the military and getting deployed. I am really proud of what I've done. I'd do it all over again."

Combat soldiers understand that injuries happen, Salzman said.

He is emphatic the U.S. needed to take responsibility in Iraq and fight insurgents.

"I would rather fight over there than on our own soil," he said, noting the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks proved insurgents will fight Americans anywhere.

It's a great (mostly-unbiased) look at yet another wounded soldier who is an example of patriotism, determination and sheer grit to us all.

And this is a good time to point out that it isn't just J.R. himself who has been through a long recovery process and continues to fight his way back to "normalcy." At twenty years old, his devoted bride Josie has faced her own trial at his side.

[For background on J.R, one of Valour-IT's 1200+ laptop recipients, see Blackfive, or go here and do a search for "Salzman."] - FbL

[cross-posted at the Fuzzilicious Thinking]

Reporting As Ordered, Sir! �

by Denizens on Sep 17, 2007

September 9, 2007

Alive Day Memories (updated)

Denizenne FbL here...

"Alive Day" is a label many wounded apply to the day they were hit--the day they could've died but lived instead. HBO has taken that label for a new documentary by James Gandolfini of Sopranos fame that seems to be worth checking out.

As many of you may know, the well-being and treatment of the wounded is a subject that is very close to my heart. So, when I hear of a documentary being done about the experiences of some of them, I start to get nervous. I worry that it will be exploitative or condescending, or in some way pitying--anyone who works with the wounded knows that in most cases, offers of pity are generally not well-received.

Somehow I ended up on the publicity list for HBO's Alive Day Memories: Home from Iraq (being broadcast today) awhile ago, but I knew I had to take the time to explore it before I could endorse it. Upon getting around to reading what people who had already seen it had to say, I found most of them seemed to be viewing it through an anti-war cognitive lens that made it hard to identify the film's actual message. But simply on the basis of the following, this sounds promising. It seems Gandolfini lets interviewees speak for themselves [click on the video and see the sidebar for more excerpts and media coverage]:

The first interviewee is Bryan Anderson, whom I've written about before, and there are others in the video who have also received the help of Soldiers' Angels and Valour-IT. This sounds like worthwhile viewing, if only for the chance to see the kinds of people that need our physical and emotional support as they continue to recover from devastating wounds.

There is one concern, however: the documentary includes insurgent video of successful attacks, including those that injured the veterans featured in the film. From the tone of the preview, it seems those videos are treated as archival footage relevant to the story being told, and not as something to gasp and gawk over. Still, I'm not entirely comfortable with the idea...

Alive Day Memories is being broadcast today, and will be repeated a number of times in the coming month [click and search for "alive day"]. I don't have Cable, so I would appreciate the report of anyone who is willing and able to watch. I hope Alive Day Memories is as worthwhile as the trailer seems to promise.

Update: Wounded veteran JR Salzman gives it his full endorsement. And if you miss it today, you can also stream it on on HBO.com from 11:30PM EST Sunday September 9th until Sunday September 16th.

[cross-posted at Fuzzilicious Thinking; h/t to Blackfive for the Salzman link and streaming info]

Reporting As Ordered, Sir! �

by Denizens on Sep 09, 2007

January 16, 2007

Snerk - a new popularity contest that we're getting spanked in!

...that, as usual, we didn't know anything about. Mind you, it's mostly a marketing ploy by the contest holder.

Whoever nominated us didn't even tell us. We have all of... seven votes, so it seems a bit late to shill for support.

That said - we throw our endorsement to Matt of Blackfive, who has pledged the $3000 prize to Project Valour-IT. Not that we don't like the current leader, A Soldier's Perspective, but he's pledged his winnings to something else, so fooey on him.

Don't waste a vote on us, go vote for Matt.

And people, please don't nominate us for things like this anymore. It just grieves me to watch my standing drop as a milblogger and our influence so obviously waning when I see no changes in my blogging style that's gonna change anything anytime soon. I prefer to keep my head in the sand. /whine. And I'll quit whining, too, if you quit nominating us. 8^)

Reporting As Ordered, Sir! �

by John on Jan 16, 2007

November 14, 2006

Valour-IT and Soldiers' Angels News

UPDATE: If you live in Texas and the video at the bottom of this post inspired you, you can get involved with this year's Holiday for Heroes.

Great news in the preliminary totals from the Valour-IT fundraiser at the project blog (checks still being counted). Hint: it's not $184,000.

And Valour-IT is getting some more media attention.

If you're a blogger, Soldiers' Angel Holly Aho has a contest for you.

And last--but certainly not least--what the rest of the Angels are doing these days.

Reporting As Ordered, Sir! �

by Denizens on Nov 14, 2006

November 12, 2006

Project Valour-IT - thank you!

United Blogs Achieve Victory!!!!

Mission Accomplished. Jointly.

We did it! And man, the Sea Services outdid themselves this round!

Well done all, especially Cassandra and her Marines, and Curt's generosity in turning the firehose to the laggards once he'd established who was really the Big Dog this time. The Army and Air Force played the supporting role in the campaign!

For you book buyers - we have to get the books to Mr. Weisskopf for signature, then we'll get them to you. For you Cluebat winners, half of 'em will get sent out on Monday, the others will have to be made, so will probably go out the end of the week.

For the Gnome Home buyers - those are making their way up here from New Zealand, and will get sent to you when they arrive!

Well done, everybody! That's 280 or so laptops for wounded warriors.

By the way - if you'd still like to give - use the button below and help our Air Force bretheren reach their goal. Might as well pay it forward!


Reporting As Ordered, Sir! �

by John on Nov 12, 2006

November 11, 2006

Valour-IT and Sheep-shearing???

Haven't given to Valour-IT yet? Here's some inspiration...

Flag Gazer tells us how sheap-shearing and Valour-IT are connected:

When she got here, we were talking about our troop support activities - something she always asks about. When we finished shearing, and I was getting ready to pay her, she said, "I have a proposition for you....
Read the rest here.

by Denizens on Nov 11, 2006

Project Valour-IT Last Day

Ah, those were the days. Bloodspite offers incentive!

Castle Argghhh! Artillery Corps

That's just for me.

From She Who Will Not Be Swayed:

It's the last day of the Valour-IT Competition (Yay, we can rest tomorrow!).

EXECUTIVE SUMMARY:

Online team donations as of Friday night: over $155,000
Online non-team donations as of Friday morning: over $15,500
Online total: over $170,00.
Donations via check: Unknown at this time.

Therefore: Goal of $180,000 is most definitely within reach.

Looking at the team totals is very deceiving! We have received over $15,500 online in NON-TEAM donations as of Friday morning, so our online total is actually well over $170,000. And that doesn't include checks (I haven't got numbers on the checks yet).

SO.... $180,000 is eminently reachable. :D

Fuzzybear Lioness also notes this:

Valour-IT and Blood Brothers Valour-IT auction has something new and very special: Two copies of Blood Brothers: Among the Soldiers of Ward 57. I was lucky enough to receive an advance copy and wrote:

This one's a must-read. Go get it. And it wouldn't hurt to thank Mr. Weisskopf for the service it's going to do to wounded warfighters and those of us who love them, either. John Donovan and I have been in personal contact with Mr. Weisskopf, and for all his journalistic "objectivity," his response upon hearing of Valour-IT tells us where his heart was in writing this book: "I wrote Blood Brothers for the very people your organization helps."

Now,we offer two signed-to-order copies of this book that explains better than anything else what faces the wounded warriors Valour-IT helps. Go and bid. They're worth every penny.

They are, and you can get them by clicking here, opening up the Army auctions... and bidding.You *do* now that if you have gnomes and have been treating them well, they deploy with you, right? Doing their little gnomish bit? C'mon, how many of you out there don't remember all those little things that usually went wrong, or missing, but sometimes went right or showed up? Gnomes.

Well, just as sometimes we warriors never get past our vocation and deployments, so to it is with your Gnomes. So, sure, before you deployed (or your neighbor did) their gnome may have lived in something that looked like this:

Gnome Homes!  http://gnome-home.edsberg.net/

But you know your gnome would looooove one of these:

Gnome Homes!  http://gnome-home.edsberg.net/Gnome Homes!  http://gnome-home.edsberg.net/

Custom-built pre-manufactured homes (with window, not shown) hand-crafted (literally, Murray pours the aluminum and hand-paints 'em all himself) in New Zealand by a Kiwi who donates one dollar from each normal sale to Soldier's Angels for Project Valour-IT and has offered up these custom Gnome Homes to Castle Argghhh!!! for this fundraiser. Comes complete with instructions!

First four receipts for $50 scores a Military Gnome Home!

C'mon, you know you want one. Or one of these...


But that's not the worst thing. Good golly no. I checked the Project Valour-IT totals to find the Marines *and* the Navy ahead - but worse, they met their goals, and, well, we Army guys are just punks. And not just by a nose, but by a few amphibious carrier lengths... to the tune of better than $10,000 ahead. Eeeep! We aren't likely to catch 'em, but geez, this is embarassing. Give people!

So, spend some of your hard-earned dollars helping wounded soldiers... and take some of that off the amount that the Social Engineers and Pork Barrellers are going to want from you next April!

Cluebat of Argghhh!

The Cluebats of Argghhh! are back on the table too. If you missed out last time - send me a receipt for a $100 (or more!) donation, dated between 8-11 November, and I've got 20 bats available! And since the work is all done, these will ship quicker than the last ones, I promise! BTW - there's two of you from last time who never sent an address... it's hard to mail 'em without one! And don't feel compelled to donate electronically if you aren't comfortable with that. Even if the 20 bats go to Paypal donees, if you send me a snail mail receipt, I'll send you a bat.

And don't forget the Gnome Homes!

It's a tax-deductible donation and eligible for matching funds from companies who do that sort of thing (see: http://soldiersangels.org/valour/irsinfo.html for proof for the cautious).

The snail mail address for those who'd rather donate that way (be sure to put ARMY in big letters on the check):

Soldiers' Angels
1150 N Loop 1604 W, Suite 108-493
San Antonio, TX 78248
Enlist for Soldier's Angels and Project Valour-IT
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by John on Nov 11, 2006

November 10, 2006

Project Valour-IT

Today marks the observance of Veteran's Day. Me, being the stick-in-the-mud traditionalist that I am, will observe it tomorrow, because 11th hour of the 11th day of the 11th month just has significance far greater than a sale at Sears.

It's the Marine's birthday today.

And we're still shilling for cash for Project Valour-IT.

Project Valour-IT, a program which has provided over 650 voice-activated laptops to wounded warriors so they can reconnect with family, friends, and the Internet, needs your help! The campaign in Iraq is a war of IEDs, which results in many traumatic amputations and blindness among the wounded. And the generation of warriors fighting this war are wired. Taking away hands and eyes takes them away from a whole swath of the world that is integral to them. You are reading this post. Without something like Project Valour-IT - they can't. Isn't that worth a few bucks?

So, with that in mind. Give, so that we can help blinded Marines like Corporal Michael Jernigan.

Give so that we can help people like Staff Sergeant Mike Graunke...

Staff Sergeant Mark Graunke

Skip lunch, and donate that money, so that guys with a sense of humor like this Marine:

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...can stay connected to the world, should his sign not work out. That's not asking too much, is it?

The Cluebats of Argghhh! are back on the table too. If you missed out last time - send me a receipt for a $100 (or more!) donation, dated between 8-11 November, and I've got 20 bats available! And since the work is all done, these will ship quicker than the last ones, I promise! BTW - there's two of you from last time who never sent an address... it's hard to mail 'em without one! And don't feel compelled to donate electronically if you aren't comfortable with that. Even if the 20 bats go to Paypal donees, if you send me a snail mail receipt, I'll send you a bat.

It's a tax-deductible donation and eligible for matching funds from companies who do that sort of thing (see: http://soldiersangels.org/valour/irsinfo.html for proof for the cautious).

The snail mail address for those who'd rather donate that way (be sure to put ARMY in big letters on the check):

Soldiers' Angels
1150 N Loop 1604 W, Suite 108-493
San Antonio, TX 78248


Reporting As Ordered, Sir! �

by John on Nov 10, 2006
La Shawn Barber's Corner links with: U.S. Marine Corps Celebrates Birthday; Veterans Day

November 9, 2006

Project Valour-IT

First off - thank all of you who have participated so far - we've raised almost enough for 200 laptops, by my rough calculation. If that seems like a lot - we've given out over 600 to date. The need continues, and will until the last IED explodes.

Team Air Farce seems to be having a bit of a marketing problem, but since they're a renegade element of the Army, I've decided to offer them some assistance.

So - if you're a Thunderbirds fan, and would like a shot at getting some Thunderbirds memorabilia - and at the same time contribute to Project Valour-IT, go visit Laurie at Soldier's Angels, New York and she'll hook you up! Or, if one more blog will just make your head explode - go direct to eBay, here.

Project Valour-IT auction item

C'mon, a signed team poster and other good swag!

Moving back to more important things, i.e., Army Team stuff - ya can't forget your Gnomes! You *do* now that if you have gnomes and have been treating them well, they deploy with you, right? Doing their little gnomish bit? C'mon, how many of you out there don't remember all those little things that usually went wrong, or missing, but sometimes went right or showed up? Gnomes.

Well, just as sometimes we warriors never get past our vocation and deployments, so to it is with your Gnomes. So, sure, before you deployed (or your neighbor did) their gnome may have lived in something that looked like this:

Gnome Homes!  http://gnome-home.edsberg.net/

But you know your gnome would looooove one of these:

Gnome Homes!  http://gnome-home.edsberg.net/Gnome Homes!  http://gnome-home.edsberg.net/

Custom-built pre-manufactured homes (with window, not shown) hand-crafted (literally, Murray pours the aluminum and hand-paints 'em all himself) in New Zealand by a Kiwi who donates one dollar from each normal sale to Soldier's Angels for Project Valour-IT and has offered up these custom Gnome Homes to Castle Argghhh!!! for this fundraiser. Comes complete with instructions!

First four receipts for $75 scores a Military Gnome Home!

C'mon, you know you want one. Or one of these...

The Cluebats of Argghhh! are back on the table too. If you missed out last time - send me a receipt for a $100 (or more!) donation, dated between 8-11 November, and I've got 20 bats available! And since the work is all done, these will ship quicker than the last ones, I promise! BTW - there's two of you from last time who never sent an address... it's hard to mail 'em without one! And don't feel compelled to donate electronically if you aren't comfortable with that. Even if the 20 bats go to Paypal donees, if you send me a snail mail receipt, I'll send you a bat.

It's a tax-deductible donation and eligible for matching funds from companies who do that sort of thing (see: http://soldiersangels.org/valour/irsinfo.html for proof for the cautious).

The snail mail address for those who'd rather donate that way (be sure to put ARMY in big letters on the check):

Soldiers' Angels
1150 N Loop 1604 W, Suite 108-493
San Antonio, TX 78248


Reporting As Ordered, Sir! �

by John on Nov 09, 2006
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November 8, 2006

Project Valour-IT

Heh. I wonder why I bothered to get up this morning...?

The national election sucked.

Regionally, I batted about 50%.

Castle Argghhh! Artillery Corps

But that's not the worst thing. Good golly no. I checked the Project Valour-IT totals to find The Navy ahead. And not just by a nose, but by a few aircraft carrier lengths... to the tune of better than $10,000 ahead. Eeeep! Matty and Jimbo better bring their A-game to this thing, this is looking to be a *really* carpy week around here!


No matter! We will prevail!

Did you know there were Project Valour-IT auctions? For those of you who wanna *get* something for your donation to the cause?

You can see them right here. All the services are represented. The Air Farce here. The (hock, ptui!) Squids here. And the Jarheads are too busy, so they left it for the distaff side...

Of course, you'll want to check out the *koff* Army offerings first! Two *Autographed* copies of "Blood Brothers" the iconic book for Project Valour-IT. You can read more about the book here.

So, spend some of your hard-earned dollars helping wounded soldiers... and take some of that off the amount that the Social Engineers and Pork Barrellers are going to want from you next April!

Cluebat of Argghhh!

The Cluebats of Argghhh! are back on the table too. If you missed out last time - send me a receipt for a $100 (or more!) donation, dated between 8-11 November, and I've got 20 bats available! And since the work is all done, these will ship quicker than the last ones, I promise! BTW - there's two of you from last time who never sent an address... it's hard to mail 'em without one! And don't feel compelled to donate electronically if you aren't comfortable with that. Even if the 20 bats go to Paypal donees, if you send me a snail mail receipt, I'll send you a bat.

It's a tax-deductible donation and eligible for matching funds from companies who do that sort of thing (see: http://soldiersangels.org/valour/irsinfo.html for proof for the cautious).

The snail mail address for those who'd rather donate that way (be sure to put ARMY in big letters on the check):

Soldiers' Angels
1150 N Loop 1604 W, Suite 108-493
San Antonio, TX 78248
Enlist for Soldier's Angels and Project Valour-IT
Reporting As Ordered, Sir! �

by John on Nov 08, 2006
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November 6, 2006

Attack on the Fortress of Snarkitude!

Project Valour-IT, a program which has provided over 650 voice-activated laptops to wounded warriors so they can reconnect with family, friends, and the Internet, needs your help! The campaign in Iraq is a war of IEDs, which results in many traumatic amputations and blindness among the wounded. And the generation of warriors fighting this war are wired. Taking away hands and eyes takes them away from a whole swath of the world that is integral to them. You are reading this post. Without something like Project Valour-IT - they can't. Isn't that worth a few bucks?


Oh, sure, I could take the easy route. I could tug heart strings like I just did up there. But that's not me. This is *also* a blogwar, and since a lot of people think POWs should get Penthouses instead of pens, I'll just skip the prisoner-taking part.

I could snark the Navy for their dismal performance to date... but like the poster says...

Poor wittle Navycat, stuck in a tree...

Sure, I can whack on Noonan, Boss of Team Air Farce again... so, I will! Mebbe it'll cause him to get on the ball...

Noonan, getting a dancing partner the only way he can

But I'm saving the big guns for Team Villainous - the Jarheads. They jumped ahead with a *huge* donation this weekend. And now, well, see for yourself...

Company, Villainous Company, hath been the spoil of me.  Indeed!

Now we know where it came from. Sigh. Cassie, I know you'll do almost anything for the cause... but, dang, woman, that took large organs of reproduction!

SGT Hook is providing supporting fires, though the Captain of Team Army is taking the high road...

Now, to help remove the stain on Cassies honor, you should just click the button below and donate via Team Army. That's what your mother wants you to do. She told me. I've got the email.

It's a tax-deductible donation and eligible for matching funds from companies who do that sort of thing (see: http://soldiersangels.org/valour/irsinfo.html for proof for the cautious).

The snail mail address for those who'd rather donate that way (be sure to put ARMY in big letters on the check):

Soldiers' Angels
1150 N Loop 1604 W, Suite 108-493
San Antonio, TX 78248

Reporting As Ordered, Sir! �

by John on Nov 06, 2006
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