The ruling Socialist government of Spain just rolled-out its new cabinet. Amongst its list of 17 ministers, this curious choice of Minister of Defense came up: Carme Chacón. Yup, that’s her standing on the right, holding her new “official” briefcase during her swearing-in ceremony last week. She is a 37-year old lawyer whose only experience has been a one-year stint as Housing Minister last year. Of note, during her post graduate studies at Université Laval in Québec she published a STUDY agitating for the secession of Québec from Canada. She then moved on as a low-level Socialist policy wonk and local official in her native Cataluña.
BTW - Her “Official” Briefcase is smartly hiding her Seven-Month Baby-Bump. HERE’s a better snap of her, during a troop review. Now, before you start labeling me as a Hyster-hating, Misogynist, Latin Troglodyte (well, maybe Speecky Cro-Magnon), my beef with this choice for MOD is not that she is female, nor that she is expecting a baby, nor I would completely disfavor her youth, but the fact that she is a complete neophyte with open distaste for anything military, to this VERY important charge. It speaks volumes on the value that The Socialist Government puts on its military, and by extension to its NATO commitments in Afghanistan, Kosovo, etc.
To put it in perspective, when Obama becomes our next President, I would propose to have Linda Maio nominated for SecDef. She’d be just as adroit a choice for SecDef as Carme Chacón is for MOD in Spain. - BOQ
Reporting As Ordered, Sir! �[Kat]
Bellavia was attacked the other day for an innocent comment during an introduction of Sen. John McCain. He said, (I paraphrase) "you can have your Tiger Woods. I want my two sons to look up to men like John McCain." That after noting that McCain had spent five years in Hanoi Hilton being tortured and refusing to come home before any of the other men who were there before him.
That set off a storm of scurrilous accusations of racism. Glenn Beck had Bellavia and the other Vets for Freedom on his show Wednesday night.
I introduced John McCain at this rally and what I basically said was, was that I was making a comparison of heroes, that all ages and races can look up to, referring to Senator McCain as more -- someone that, you know, should be on a pedestal for my two little boys to look up to, someone like Marcus Luttrell, Michael Mansoor. These are American heroes, compared to professional athletes or entertainers. I looked in the audience. I saw a guy with a Callaway golf hat on and I automatically thought of the most famous golfer who is Tiger Woods and I said, you can have your Tiger Woods as your heroes. We have men like Senator McCain. That's who my boys will look up to.
As usual, the nut bags got Bellavia's personal information and went crazy:
The first response I thought was ridiculous and then it just got more and more absurd with these bloggers getting my personal information out there calling me a bigot. In my world, I have an 8-year-old and a 1-year-old and I'm raising these kids to know that a man who sacrifices.
and...
They have been not only the e-mails that come pouring in but someone leaked, you know, phone numbers and everything else and locations of where people attend school and how they want to educate my kids and save them from their bigoted father. It's just absolutely ridiculous.
Bellavia has often noted in his speeches that there is no place for political persuasion on dog tags and also often noted that he has fought along side of every representation of America:
We are fighting as Americans. We're bleeding next to African-Americans. I fought with Muslim Americans, Glenn, in Iraq. This was never about religion or ethnicity. It's about Americans defending our culture and our way of life and I am proud to say that our legacy, we are the greatest humanitarian organizations ever lived in the United States military and we have nothing to apologize for...
My favorite line, when Glenn is asking him about his upcoming announcement about running for congress and how he'll fair or keep his principles:
my whole thing is, look, man, I faced down six guys in a house. That's my -- you can have your Princeton degree. I got my Ph.D. from the university of Fallujah and to me it's like if I'm not going to back down from Islamo terrorism, I'm certainly not going to back down from a special interest group.
Watch out, David. You keep making comparisons, next thing you know they are going to call you an anti-education troglodyte. ;)
JD Johannes writes about Olbermann's slandering of Bellavia on MSNBC.
Others, stung by their own fears and failing and whose ego will not allow them to acknowledge they are wanting, will ignore and marginalize the hero.They find the comparison too unsettling.
Many, if tortured the way John McCain was, would not have chosen fortitude--and they know it and it hurts them.
Get JD's movie, Outside the Wire '07 and learn about the real war in Iraq.
Reporting As Ordered, Sir! �Remember that mid-'90s TV show set in Chicago (and filmed in *heh* Toronto) featuring a Mountie who came south to help The Neighbors (us) battle injustice?
Got the sequel ramping up, even as we speak. In reverse.
It seems The Neighbors (us) are irked about what's happening to some of Fraser's compatriots. Got an e-gram last night from the blogfirm of Potfry and Williams, better known as the guys from TNOYF:
Hey Bill -- we're selling Ezra Levant t-shirts and donating all profit to the Canadian blogger legal defense fund.
R.J.'s been on this particular case for months -- he raised the initial hue and cry with one of his Patent-Pending Top Nine Little Known Facts gems:
The Top Nine Little Known Facts About Richard Warman9. Has never been able to recapture the glory he achieved after he defeated Bobby Riggs in the famous "Battle of the Sexes."
8. Once played lead air guitar in a Milli Vanilli tribute band.
7. Only needs to file 137 more lawsuits to finally gain complete and utter revenge on the ruffians who used to steal his lunch money in grade school.
6. Performed an interpretive dance entitled, "The Genius of Alan Alda" for his high school talent show.
5. Coined the phrase, "You can't spell 'team' without 'm-e'."
4. Is perpelexed that his former employer refuses to change their name to the Human Lefts Commission.
3. Is so sensitive that after watching prescription drug commercials on television, frequently comes down with at least two of the major side effects.
2. Would never admit it, but secretly wears Mark Steyn footie-pajamas.
1. Feels very inadequate because…because…well, let's just say that if he had a blog it would be named "3 Inches of Fury."
Heh. R.J. doesn't call a spade a spade -- he calls it a farkin' shovel...
Now, I don't shill for something unless it's a worthy cause or a noble fight (in which case, like John, I'm a total pushover), and IMHO, this is worthy. Stop in at TNOYF's shop -- it's worth the trip just to see the shirts. And when casting starts, I got dibs on the role of Diefenbaker.
I've got the hair for it -- and the eardrums...
Reporting As Ordered, Sir! �[Kat]
Well, it was bound to happen. Hot Air reports that some guy named Sam Stein over at the Huffington Post is implying that Bellavia, in comparing Tiger Woods as a hero for children to Sen. John McCain's heroism in withstanding five years of imprisonment and torture in Hotel Hanoi is somehow making a subtle racist comment. Of course, the commenters over at the HuffPo (loser central) went crazy about the terrible McCain Supporting Racist.
Some other ..person... at some place called Hotline also posts a similar comment. Of course, they are, as Hot Air notes, "treading lightly" on the subject by merely suggesting that, in today's political atmosphere, maybe its not a good idea to ever mention the name of a person of a different race or ethnicity in comparison to a person that isn't because any idiot can decide to construe it, in the name of politics, as racism.
I cannot even say how incensed I am over even the implication that Bellavia's comments were racist. At first, I thought that it was so ignorant it was not worth a reply, but I read the foolish comments in the posts, attempted to post a reply with refuting information and then realized I was unable to do so. Thus, I am posting here.
(continued in flash traffic)
[Kat]
Hat tip to Instapundit
Anti-war judge rejects foster teen's bid to join military
SIMI VALLEY - Shawn Sage long dreamed of joining the military, and watching "Full Metal Jacket" last year really sold him on becoming a Marine.But last fall, a Los Angeles Superior Court commissioner dashed the foster teen's hopes of early enlistment for Marine sniper duty, plus a potential $10,000 signing bonus.
In denying the Royal High School student delayed entry into the Marine Corps, Children's Court Commissioner Marilyn Mackel reportedly told Sage and a recruiter that she didn't approve of the Iraq war, didn't trust recruiters and didn't support the military.
I understand that foster children are technically in the legal custody of the state and that the state's responsibility is to keep them safe while they are in their custody. However, this seems to be extending that responsibility beyond the judge's and the state's original responsibilities as well as extending that beyond the age and time when the state will have legal responsibility: 18.
What would be interesting would be to discover how many cases this judge sent to private or state run boot camps.
Still, in the end, the judge gave the wrong reason to keep the boy out of the Marines. She didn't say that Marine DEP was dangerous to his health right now. She says that she is against the Iraq war (how does she know he'll even go there? Marines are getting ready to deploy to Afghanistan, go to Ethiopia, Djibouti, El Salvador and many other places on humanitarian and relationship building programs).
The Marines, contrary to many idiotic anti-military people like this judge, do much more than go places and break things, though that is often their favorite. They teach more skills than killing people. They teach discipline. They teach thinking. They teach exactly what the judge thought they didn't care about: camaraderie, team work and taking care of the members of your unit.
In short, they teach brotherhood.
Has the California foster child system ever been able to teach that?
Reporting As Ordered, Sir! �SWWBO, having the vapors from our excitement of the day previous, took to her fainting couch to recover Saturday morning, and sent me on ahead to the Gathering of Eagles.
Long about 11AM, I get the cheap thrill of my cell phone on vibrate, and it's SWWBO asking me where she should tell the taxi driver where to go. Stifling the first impulsive answer, I tell her to have him bring her to the Mall, at 7th and Madison, and I'd be there to meet her.
First mistake. I should have said "National Archives."
20 minutes later I get another cheap thrill. Then the girl put her top back on It's SWWBO on the phone.
She's at Lafayette Park.
This is not good.
In her discussion with the taxi driver about where to go, it seems he decided that she didn't really want to go to the pro-military rally, but the anti-war rally. And it wasn't a simple mistake, it was deliberate.
So there's SWWBO, standing amongst... the ANSWER crowd.
Concrete Bob was just full of helpful reassurance. He said, "Omigod! Tell her to be quiet and not draw attention to herself and try to exfiltrate before they figure out she's not one of them! You've gotta go rescue her man!"
Carp. That's over a mile away. And uphill. And I've got this 100-pound belly-pack I carry 24/7. Sigh. So, the lumbering beast that is the Armorer starts off down Madison, shifts up to Pennsylvania, and, skirting the Treasury Building, starts his ingress into Indian Country. Past the giant papier mache' Bush head, the bloody "It's all for oil" mannequin, past the actually-very-good Caribbean steel drum player, drinking in all the cliched' signage looking at all the people gathered in front of the White House yelling "Free Speech" at the building because, like, well, there were all those Myrmidons there making sure they couldn't stand in front of the White House and yell "Free Speech" and stuff - since many brought their young children to be oppressed by the state, you could tell they fully expected to be mown down by soldiery any minute, so infringed upon were their rights to express themselves.
Or not. I'm not sure.
I find SWWBO. Standing there, blood at the corner of her mouth from all the tongue biting she's been doing. Hey, *I'm* the guy who wandered in there with a US flag wrapped in a Move America Forward t-shirt, not her!
While standing there, drinking in all the clever sloganry (they haven't found much new since the 60's) noting all the people railing against the military/industrial complex who would apparently be nude were it to disappear, since their source of cammies would dry up, the obligatory Che signs, etc - reveling in the passionately held logical inconsistencies present, all the earnest young men espousing anything that might get that hawt chick to drop her drawers for him (only to find out she was being a lesbian this year in college) I heard the phrase that sent a chill down my spine...
"You're too well dressed to be here."
Said the guy in Dockers newer than mine, and a collared shirt, admittedly not red with a Castle Argghhh! logo on it. But he was wearing running shoes, and I had leather ones... I guess that was how I was out of uniform. Mind you, self-tanned moccasins would have been fine, I'm sure, or Earth Sandals, or Doc Martens, but apparently these were clearly MCWS'... Middle Class Warmonger Shoes.
Content with having devastated me with that biting fashion commentary, he ambled on. None of the others took the cue, SWWBO and I were safe for the moment.
Then, as the assembled fashionably tatty masses ambled by to get organized for the march, SWWBO started mumbling louder and louder, making sotto voce comments that were increasingly less sotto and much more voce. The natives were starting to notice the Myrmidon and his Barbarian consort.
The Myrmidon was getting increasingly nervous. Enough so, I began contingency planning. "Okay, if they come over and start to engage us, I'll get on my knees and beg for my life while SWWBO slips away..." Erm, no, my knees will hurt if I do that. "I'll pick SWWBO up and dump her over the barrier by the White House cops, and go down swinging!" Erm, no, that'll throw my back out and rather than go down swinging, I'll just collapse on the ground and whimper like a whipped puppy. Since I'm wearing the Castle Argghhh! shirt, I can't do that. "I know! I'll ask SWWBO if it's okay we just slip through the crowd and exfiltrate!"
So, maintaining our sang froid, we nonchalantly walked across the line of march, towards the watching police and the nearest exit. Safely gaining the shield of law enforcement, SWWBO bravely unlimbered her flag and we walked out to safety.
Well, that's mostly true.
We were never harassed beyond the "too well dressed" comment, nor did I truly feel in danger. But, SWWBO was getting restive, and I did kinda figure that if she unloaded like she was boiling to, the environment might well change, and, like I said, I didn't have any bail money.
It was fun, really. It just reads better this way.
Reporting As Ordered, Sir! �I've got a little time left on my internet access, after all! And some time before hopping into a taxi for the airport.
Last night, we had dinner with the Blog Princess. What happens at dinner with the Blog Princess stays at dinner with the Blog Princess. But it was fun. We savaged many of you in only that catty way that bloggers can. Or, maybe we didn't even talk about you.
Which is... worse, ainnit?
My greatest contribution to the counterprotest yesterday was typically cerebral [he said modestly]. While most people on both sides were content to shout spittle-flecked invective at each other (though there was some civil interaction) the, erm, intellectual level of discourse was not impressive. Shocking, when you consider the marchers had all those college students in the crowd, I know.
Anyway, I was standing on a park bench, so I could see farther out into the crowd, get better pictures (I forgot that if the idiot with a camera is an idiot, a good vantage point is... worthless) as well as blind people with the glare of my vast expanse of belly wrapped in a bright red Castle Argghhh embroidered logo shirt (sold separately).
I saw the sign I was looking for - pompously pointing my finger at it, I summoned up Smarmy Announcer Voice, and in stentorian tones, I pointed my finger and invoked Godwin's Law...
"I'M SORRY, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BUT I MUST INVOKE GODWIN'S LAW! EVERYBODY IN THE PARADE FROM THIS POINT BACK MUST IMMEDIATELY DROP THEIR SIGNS AND GO HOME. I DECLARE THIS THREAD CLOSED AND OBSOLETE!
Sadly, even though they were college students, most of those who heard The Voice just looked at me blinkling perplexedly...
But a few looked at the sign I was pointing to, then at me, and did an embarrassed roll of the eyes and moved away from the sign-holder.
I then had to explain Godwin's Law to some of the spectators. And no, there was no way the sign fit into the Exceptions.
I did discover that being all intellectually pretentious and all isn't really very productive at one of this things, because most of the people, on both sides, shift to their Lizard Brain when the groups collide. People who were talking philosophy and finance the moment before become crazed, spittle fleckers when the Other Side enters the Octagon.
Reporting As Ordered, Sir! �John thinks we (or, at the very least, the Administration and its strategic thinkers) are ill-equipped to fight the info war. Can't argue with that...but W does have a talent for throwing the usual suspects off the scent with delightful results.
Here's the results of the Head Fake Down Under
And here's where the target ended up.
Dang!
Heh. -Instapilot
H/T: LGF
Reporting As Ordered, Sir! �Know this too, Wulf-man... our intramural sports teams, even if comprised of broken down myrmidons shell-shocked from IEDs, would rend your intramural sports teams limb from limb, with our inherent violence reducing your participants to gibbering droolers cringing on the pitch.
Well, except for the hockey teams. Then you'd just use us for ice brooms.
We know who you are. The Black Helos are warming up at Sherman (*) even as these pixels glower evilly on your screen, heavy with bale promise.
I, John of Argghhh!, who lives in the shadow of the American Research-Government Hegemony (*))and who until two months ago worked in the building next to the CARL (*), typed this.
Confused? Well then, read this piece at Dust My Broom, whence we are sent by CAPT H, a Maple Swiller, if perhaps not a milquetoast.
Reporting As Ordered, Sir! �[Update: Sergeant Hess has a request - be sure to click here after you read this post! -the Armorer]
I'm sure the retail outlet emailer felt s/he was scoring major points and making a HUGE statement. Or not, just being, an ass. As if the good Sergeant has the choice - and as if the little protestor *truly* wants we military types to pick and choose where we go and when. Sigh. They never think *that one* through.
From Polipundit.
Lefty Business Insults TroopsThis is disgusting & pathetic. This business owner is a disgrace.
{This has been verified as TRUE}Sgt. Hess, who is from the 1st Cavalry Division stationed in Iraq, emailed a company called discount-mats.com, an online retailer in West Allis, Wisconsin to inquire about ordering some mats but wanted to verify that they would ship to a APO.
From: SGT Jason Hess Sent: Tue Jan 16 3:25Do you ship to APO address? I’m in the 1st Cavalry Division stationed in Iraq and we are trying to order some mats but we are looking for who ships to APO first.
Well, you wouldn’t believe the disgusting reply he received back from the company:
From: contact@discount-mats.com Sent: Tuesday, January 16, 2007 9:44 PM Subject: Re: Feedback: from discount-mats.comSGT Hess,
We do not ship to APO addresses, and even if we did, we would NEVER ship to Iraq. If you were sensible, you and your troops would pull out of Iraq.Bargain Suppliers
Discount-Mats.comPlease read & take action. I am sick and tired of these anti military left wing nuts. Contact DISCOUNT MATS and let them know how wrong they are. Freedom of speech?
And who exactly protects that right?
414-736-8394
contact@discount-mats.comHere is their mailing address:
Bargain Suppliers
3259 S.106th Street
West Allis, WI 53227-- Michael "A.J. Sparxx" Illions
It's hard to boycott people you don't use, but you can certainly send them a nice, polite email telling them how thick-headed their employee is, and how shallow their thinking.
Do have fun. But be polite. Remember the Rulez. You're also far more likely to get read (unlike a blog, where you're more likely to get read if your rude... go figure) if you're polite and reasonable.
[Update: Note the Snopes reference in the comments. Read more here. I reiterate: Be Polite. -the Armorer]
Reporting As Ordered, Sir! �"Rumble" as we used the term in the days of my (misspent) youth: A street fight.
Seems the Left side of the street doesn't think the First Amendment applies to the hosts of a certain San-Fran talk show co-hosted by Melanie Morgan and Lee Rodgers (caveat -- both sites are link-heavy to some really neat places, so don't go surfing at work unless the boss is elsewhere) and have declared jihad on them, their employer and the radio station itself.
The Right side of the street, with FREEpers in the van, are mobilizing to defend a Lady in Distress.
The Lefties have opened with a BlogSwarm and the Right is countering with a FaxSwarm.
Electronic Mayday call from Melanie is in Flash Traffic, slightly abridged and annotated by Yrs Trly...
Flash Traffic (extended entry) Follows � Reporting As Ordered, Sir! �[He did it late last night - and, as usual, his stuff ought to be it's own post, instead of crammed into the bottom of the H&I.]
John! Quit it! You want to give me a freakin' heart attack?!? Naming a school after an actual, no shite 21st century military hero? What's Kos gonna think? Atrios? I gotta sit down, I think I'm getting a case of the vapors...the horror!
Or not. In fact, I think I'll just salute smartly (standard greeting to MoH winners, regardless of rank, for those who didn't know) and smile quietly to myself at the gaskets currently blowing in DNC HQ
-P.S. Congressman Murtha? F**k off.
That is all...
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I thought I'd be done by now, but I'm not (too much coffee, a bruised rib cage--what you get when a 52-year-old tries to scrimmage with a 9-year-old female soccer star-in-waiting and hoping the Tylenol with Codeine kicks in soon--trying to run the battery in the laptop to sleep to calibrate it after getting the replacement that isn't designed to explode, something I liked to call the al-Lithium al-Ion Special, etc., etc., etc.).
Anyway, here's a variation on an earlier theme:
Jeremy Glick Senior High School
Thomas Burnett Elementary
Caught on, yet?
How about the Mark Bingham Trauma Center
Got it now? No? OK, last hint...
The Todd Beamer Federal Building.
Of course, none of that'll ever happen if the Deaniacs control the conversation. Thank God for blogs...shouting at the gathering Darkness and remembering what Churchill said:
"How dreadful are the curses which Mohammedanism lays on its votaries! Besides the fanatical frenzy, which is as dangerous in a man as hydrophobia in a dog, there is this fearful fatalistic apathy. Improvident habits, slovenly systems of agriculture, sluggish methods of commerce, and insecurity of property exist wherever the followers of the Prophet rule or live. A degraded sensualism deprives this life of its grace and refinement; the next of its dignity and sanctity. The fact that in Mohammedan law every woman must belong to some man as his absolute property - either as a child, a wife, or a concubine - must delay the final extinction of slavery until the faith of Islam has ceased to be a great power among men."Individual Moslems may show splendid qualities. Thousands become the brave and loyal soldiers of the Queen: all know how to die. But the influence of the religion paralyses the social development of those who follow it. No stronger retrograde force exists in the world..."
Sorry, y'all but I got no more patience with any of 'em.
H/T to: Mark Steyn -Instapilot
Hmmm. La Schlussel is at it again.
I don't know these guys from anyone, I don't have a dog in this fight.
But having gotten a Schlussel-Standard "Cease and Desist I Own Everything I Ever Saw Or Put On The Web" from the lady, such as for this Rebus...

One wonders how it differs in any significant fashion from her use of the Northeast Intelligence Network logo in this post of hers?
She even did it for exactly the same reason - Parody - that I did. But for me to do it, it's a violation of her copyright, for her to do it - well, she's a lawyer as she'll tell you at the drop of a hat - so, somehow it's apparently different.
Perhaps so, in some arcane fashion. I'm sure I'll hear about which hairs you split to reach that conclusion.
But this one is pure me. Created completely by me, but "in the fashion of" Ms. Schlussel... so to speak.
This is my Warholian Can of Campbell's Soup.

H/t, SWWBO.
Castle Adjutant Brab and Bad Cat Robot keep an eye on the Moonbats.
H/t, Princess Crabby. I've been remiss while shutting down this contract and moving out of the office.
Reporting As Ordered, Sir! �Providence! Here I am, groggy after two nights of crappy/no sleep, wondering what I'm going to put up this morning, since I'm kinda Jesse'd out. (There are things working behind the scenes to put together a process for vetting [ooo! a pun!] these guys, btw) Night before last we lost power for several hours - and since I use a CPAP there wasn't a whole lot of sleeping that night, and last night sucked, too. Like you all care. Moving on...
Oh, yeah - what's the Post of the Day going to be? Well, I open up the email to go through the overnight comments and find troll-scat in a bag on the apron of the portcullis, which a few late-night visitors stepped in because the troll musta broken out the light. Steve must have surprised the troll, because he forgot to light the bag, and the email got dumped by my spam-filter.
I stuck his missive [with my annotations] in the Flash Traffic/Extended Entry for your viewing pleasure. I deliberately altered the link to this troll's website because I refuse to allow dunderheads like that to use this place to try to capture some traffic.
As for the substance of the troll's post... I think that Pinch Sulzberger and Justice Ginsberg and Robert Rubin would be rather *shocked* to find themselves on a list of supporters of President Bush.
This is simply a list of prominent Jews, in government and out. And as useful as a list of prominent Catholics, or Irish, or African Americans. In other words, except as an indicator of the biases of the author, not useful at all.
Ergo, the prima facie evidence is simple anti-semitism, vice anything else useful. Not that the nick of "Imaginary Holocaust" wasn't an indicator.
I visited the website. Castle Argghhh! will not send traffic that way, nor do we support this form of Moonbattery. If this is all you've got, IH, please stay up in the rafters as a lurker. Don't soil the comment space with pointless drivel like this. But do wander through the pics of the collection. You'll especially like the well-marked Israeli Mauser and battlefield capture Arab pieces (with the exception of the Turk pieces, which aren't battlefield captures...)
Any further postings of this nature from this source will simply be deleted. Any further postings of this nature will simply be deleted. The only reason it survives is because it gives me a platform to make the statement that this space does not entertain this viewpoint, and is not provided to promote it. Oh, and please, as this space is private property and non-governmental, the First Amendment does not apply internally, only externally. Well, externally at least until John McCain has his way.
If you'd like to pile on this hoser, you may do so in the comments. *All* the rulez apply. If all you have to say is "#$%*^" or " #*$%^" or "!(@%^," just mutter it to yourself and move on... Oh, I'll allow mild personal snarkage if it's clever and witty. This is an exceptional case, I'll allow exceptional behavior. No spittle-flecked rants, please, unless you are going to clean up after yourself! Absolutely NO poop-flinging. It's expensive to clean the tapestries.
Flash Traffic (extended entry) Follows � Reporting As Ordered, Sir! �