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June 15, 2008

A lazy Father's Day at Castle Argghhh!!!

I got up, did some tweaks to the new workbench. Posted some. Mowed most of the lawn before the rain hit...

Saw Kung Fu Panda...

And then... a little M1919A1 crank-gun action. The inaugural firing of this piece, which has been in the Castle holdings for some time, but which I was unwilling to fire until I had a headspace and timing gage.

Before:

The Browning MG (Semi-auto crank gun) of Argghhh! before...

After:

The Browning MG (Semi-auto crank gun) of Argghhh! after...

I shot short belts. The stuff is expensive! And yes, I do have the T&E mechanism, but since I was firing downhill, I wasn't using it.

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by John on Jun 15, 2008 | TrackBack (0)

June 5, 2008

Tease for an upcoming post.

And a whatziss, if you've an interest.

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by John on Jun 05, 2008

May 21, 2008

The Castle's Dreyse M1907.

The Dreyse M1907 in the Holdings of the Arsenal of Argghhh!

Okay, I said I was going to shoot it and post about it. Well, I shot it. But not enough to post about it, because the pistol suffers from what many semi-auto pistols suffer from, especially old ones - bad lips.

Yep, bad lips.

Just to refresh, the Dreyse is a smallish, .32 ACP (7.65mm) semi-auto that weighs in at 24 oz and is 6.25 inches long. It was designed by Louis Schmeisser, and it was named after Nikolaus von Dreyse, inventor of the needle gun. The holdings of the Arsenal of Argghhh! include a needle gun, though in our case it is a French Chassepot, developed in response to Herr Dreyse's weapon. The pistols were built from 1907 until 1915 by Rheinische Metallwaren und Maschinenfabrik, Sömmerda, Germany. They made over 250,000 of them for the private, military, and police markets.

[Update: Realizing I've not really given you any size cues, unless you're a gun geek already - the two bullets in the picture above are the .32 ACP and .45ACP. I know, that doesn't really help, either, unless you're a gun geek. So... click here and you get a picture with some size cues, complete with a US Quarter coin for those not into visual caliber-gauging. From top to bottom, with a bullet for each (except the .25ACP Webley on the bottom) are a Desert Eagle in .357 Magnum, a Remington-Rand M1911A1 in .45ACP, the Dreyse, in .32ACP, and the itty-bitty Webley, in .25ACP.]

The pistol is well made, and bears a resemblance to the 1900 Browning - though internally it is very different in it's mode of operation - one of the reasons it is in the Castle holdings. It has what I think is a needlessly complex trigger mechanism, and it operates differently from Browning designs in that the barrel is fixed in the receiver, and the bolt recoils out of the receiver, vice the recoiling slide and pivoting link of more conventional (and longer-lived, more widespread) designs. One can't help but think this *feature* didn't really serve well in the dirt of the trenches. Unlike most semi-auto pistols, which you grasp at the rear to pull back to load and cock the weapon, on the Dreyse you grasped the front at those serrations and pulled back - to me, that is *not* an optimal approach. And generations of subsequent designers and users agree with me, I think. Overall it's a fairly simple pistol, (excepting that trigger) though getting the spring out can result in launching the bushing 50 feet if you're not careful (said the voice of experience).

Dreyse M1907 at max recoil.

So, get to the "lips" bit, screams the peanut gallery. Simple. The magazine has bad lips. They're damaged and misshapen enough that it won't hold more than one round. The spring (another Usual Suspect in magazine failures) is in fine fettle however. When I took my thumb off the second round I'd loaded, it promptly launched both rounds at my face, hitting apogee about two inches away...

Badly worn lips on the Dreyse M1907 magazine.

You put more than one round in the magazine, and they all just pop right out. It will hold exactly one round. This doesn't lend itself to a fun day of shooting, either. The magazine lips are curse of semi-auto pistols, and the source of many reliability problems associated with them. This type of pistol is also picky about what kind of ammunition you shoot - wrong bullet shape, they won't feed. Wrong bullet weight/powder charge or improper grip of the pistol by the shooter, and they won't cycle fully. Problems revolvers don't suffer. But people like the magazine capacity of the semi-auto... and if you know what you're doing, they work pretty well.

Back to the magazine. With so little lip left to work with, the only reason that magazine isn't going into the metal recycling bin is because it's an original magazine, with all the markings that European makers like to put on the bits and pieces of their work, and tossing it would reduce the value of the pistol. But the Triple-K Company specializes in making magazines for obsolete weapons - so we'll get the old girl shooting again, just as we ordered a magazine from them for the Castle's Webley in .25 ACP.

And *that* will be another post. So, in a sense, I got two posts out of this malfunction.

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by John on May 21, 2008

May 15, 2008

Taking down Barney.

Two Denizenne's of Argghhh! went shooting recently, resulting in the timely demise of this paragon of evil...

So sorry, Barney.

Well, there were obviously *some* problems here. So, use this GTA (milspeak for Graphical Training Aid) to help Brab out.

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If that one is too hard for you to read, click here.

And, if she's left-handed... that would be this GTA.

I'm sure she'll tell us she was aiming for the bowtie.

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by John on May 15, 2008

May 10, 2008

Let's have a whatziss!

So, what *is* that thing clinging to the front lens of this aiming circle - what does it do?

What the heck, it's Saturday, I'm going to be busy, so are you, if the server logs are any indicators over time.

This is a Soviet-era aiming circle. They loved to make complicated aiming circles. They made pretty accurate instruments, too - with one artifact that made them less precise than western circles. The Russians based their circular measurement on a 6000 degree circle. Western armies initially used 360 degrees, like a standard compass (which is less accurate than the Russian measurement) but later shifted over to mils, of which there are 6400 in a circle. That being determined by the fact that a circle of 1 kilometer diameter has a circular measurement of 6400 meters - meaning that one mil of movement left or right describes a movement of 1 meter at 1 kilometer. This gives a nice easy way to determine all sorts of things when surveying, or aiming cannon. The Russian approach is slightly less accurate - but they tended to make up for that will volume of fire.

The aiming circle is essentially a simple theodolite - an instrument designed to measure angles, whether vertical or horizontal.

Orient the aiming circle on a known direction, whether using surveyed lines or a built-in compass to orient to north (applying that declination constant, of course - a measurement that accounts for the deviation of magnetic north from true north, as well as local and instrument variations, only good for the local region, but that's a long boring post I won't bother you with...).

Once you've done that, you can then apply the principle of "opposite interior angles are equal" and lay your guns so that all are pointed the same direction. Another somewhat boring post I probably won't write, but ya never know, I might get grumpy and decide to punish you with the gory details.

Anyway - this Russian aiming circle has an attachment on it, not normally used. Anyone want to hazard a guess as to its purpose? I will give a clue that should help out 'Murican artillerymen - the US approach to this problem was both simpler, yet periodically required depot-level services.

Here are two more pics, to help you in your pondering. A largish one.. And this one:

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The item whose purpose you're trying to identify is the gizmo on the left side of the intstrument. What looks like a black knob is in fact an eyepiece. What looks like a silver knob on the right, is *also* an eyepiece - and the main one, that you look through when sighting the instrument. The gizmo we're concerned with is in fact hooked on to circle in such a way it blocks the main viewer completely - since for the purpose of the gizmo, it's simply a convenient place to mount it so that you can level the gizmo. The silver knob in the middle - *that's* a knob. They key clue here is... the plane of view of the gizmo is perpendicular to the plane of view of the basic instrument.

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by John on May 10, 2008

April 25, 2008

This being ANZAC day... a little something else for the Gunnies who visit.

Staying alive in the trenches. While helping the "other guy" fail in that activity. This was the source of much ingenuity, such as these Aussies in an outpost in the trenches at Gallipoli.

Australian troops using a trench-mount for the SMLE to annoy the Turks at Gallipoli.

The Digger on the right is using a periscope to spot for the Digger standing on the left who is using a trench mount to remotely aim and fire his rifle.

The other two are killing time, thinking of home and wishing they were elsewhere - but they're ready... three bayonets-mounted rifles lean against the trench wall in the center.

The Castle Armory counts in its holdings a slightly more polished version of that trench mount. While my personal opinion is that this is probably a reproduction that includes original parts, construction of these mounts varied widely, and it's possible that this is a true original. But the Castle Exchequer *paid* as if it was a repro, and it is represented here as such.

The Castle's SMLE Trench Mount.

Simple enough - strap your rifle into the frame, insert the periscope, load and cock the rifle, slide up over the parapet... and then fiddle the 'scope until you can properly see the sights. Wedge the scope to hold the sight picture... and start looking for targets.

Downside is that you do have to pull it down or crawl up a bit to reload, which means you usually have to refiddle the periscope.

I've not had a chance to shoot it in this configuration, not yet having found or built a suitable place where I feel I could conduct that experiment safely, without danger of a shot going high and off-property. I have had a chance to get exasperated by the periscope, however!

For those of an interest - a larger format version of the SMLE Trench Mount can be had by clicking here.

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by John on Apr 25, 2008

April 21, 2008

Since we're so full of God and Guns the last few days...

...might as well have a gun, I'm thinking. Just in case any varmints want to sneek around the demesne at night... we've got that covered. Romanian AK-clone, Czech night vision sight. I've got the battery pack, too, but haven't figured a battery source or work-around.

The Castle's Romanian semi-auto AK-clone sporting a Czech night vision sight.  Just the thing for all sorts of varmints that skulk around the demesne in the hours of darkness.

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by John on Apr 21, 2008

April 16, 2008

Arms Room Update.

I think I owe the Gunnies something... and what the heck, there's an Easter Egg (in the computer software sense) in there, too.

One of these things is not like the other!

And for those recoiling in shock and horror - anything you see in that picture is legal where I live, in the condition it's in - which means things that look like full-auto, aren't. They're either deactivated/dummies or semi-auto. Which means, for example, that Carl Gustav in there has a bore-sized hole in the barrel (thoughtfully cut so that the cheek pad covers it) and that PIAT was removed from the NFA list years ago, and transfers as a Class 1 firearm - just like a rifle. The recent scary story from Florida notwithstanding (last bit in this post here), your chances of finding shootable ammunition for a PIAT are effectively zero. The hosers in Florida who were "firing" their PIAT into the lake were probably thinking the firing pin (which is huge, and is *also* the recoil mechanism) was "spring-launching" whatever they were launching for projectiles. Which, based on my experiments with tennis balls, means about 50 feet. With something as light as a tennis ball. Heh. I've even asked around the people I know who have some idea of what's available on the international market for things like this... and live ammo for a PIAT isn't on the list. Hence why the Feds took it off the NFA list, lo those many years ago.

The artillery projectiles in the picture are all inert, too. Nothing at the Castle explodes. We live there for heavens sakes, and have cats! Aside from being illegal without some serious documentation, it's just dumb to have a risk like that. Want to guarantee the Fire Department will show up and roast marshmallows while your house burns? Tell 'em you've got live artillery rounds in there. Or hand grenades. Lose your home *and* go to jail. Good luck with the insurance company, too.

Want to spend a longer time in jail? *Don't* tell 'em. Then you'll really get to spend some quality time with scary men who see you as their Marilyn Monroe.

Same pic, larger format - click here.

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by John on Apr 16, 2008

April 7, 2008

Some guys just don't have any class at all.

I mean, c'mon. Okay, I got this.


And he's got this:

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And this.

Okay, I admit to a *leetle* bit of envy...

But the indoor rifle range is just... pretentious, yannowhutImean?

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by John on Apr 07, 2008

April 4, 2008

Princess Crabby Demands it.

Really. She did. In the comments of yesterday's H&I Fires.

Therefore, we must comply, right?

Well, in her multiverse, anyway.

A new whatziss.

Not a component. Complete. Not a demurely applied pasty or blur in sight (except for jpg artifacts, tough noogies). Okay - it *isn't* in its storage box, but hey, *that* has a pretty revealing label which would take away the fun. Well, my fun, anyway.

C'mon, somone knows what this gizmo is!

Just a Whatzis for your Friday-no-doubt-sequing-into-the-weekend pleasure.

Go for it. Amusemaze me!

Oh, if you think it will help - larger pic available here.

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by John on Apr 04, 2008

March 28, 2008

The Whatziss, revealed!

Blake got it right.

Magazine loader, for the Bren gun.

Bren gun magazine loader.

You may all kiss his ring.

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by John on Mar 28, 2008

March 26, 2008

Let's try an easier one.

Easier one what? Whatziss, after that poser Bill embarrassed me with...

So, whatziss?

The only clue I'll offer this early is that it is soooo last century.

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by John on Mar 26, 2008

March 19, 2008

Tossing Javelins

Many of you have probably seen this video of a Javelin missile being fired at a fully combat-loaded T-72 tank.

One of the things to notice is the little object that flies into the air above the smoke cloud. That would be the turret - the part normally containing guys like MajMike (Sorry, dude, hadta say that).

Continuing that theme - at 28 seconds into it, you see the tank get hit from a rear angle... at 37 seconds, you see a small eruption of dirt on the right side of the frame. That would be the turret landing...

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All in all, the thing looks like this when the smoke clears.

The rest of it is somewhat scattered about.

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by John on Mar 19, 2008

March 17, 2008

Tidying up.

On the lingering Whatzis's...

Yes, that last bolt, unidentified until shown in it's bolt carrier - belongs to the Castle's Desert Eagle Mk VII in .357 Magnum.

The Desert Eagle in the holdings of the Arsenal of Argghhh!

I got that pistol back in the late 80's, I was just tickled at the thought of a gas-operated handgun. You have to give it the right fodder, and grip it firmly, or it won't function reliably - I'll say that much! No light loads. I'll do a Gun Pr0n expose' on that pistol sometime in the future, if life will slow down just a touch.

Okay - the "sausage maker" whatziss...

Lombard  centrifugal gun. US National Archives.

It isn't a kitchen appliance. It's a "powderless machine gun".

During WWI, the Army needed lots of weapons, fast. So, the word was spread that anyone with a design for anything remotely like a machine gun should bundle it up and submit it to the Army for evaluation. Every garage tinkerer had an idea - none of which would best John Browning's design, to be sure, but there were some oddities!

Meet the “Lombard Centrifugal Gun”, the invention of a Mr. Levi W. Lombard of Mattapan, Massachusetts. An article from the Repository, of Chambersburg, Pennsylvania reported in it's March 18, 1918 edition:

Powderless Machine Gun Tried

Boston March 8: A powderless machine gun that will fire from ten to fitly bullets a second, is the invention of Levi W. Lombard of Mattapan, and Earl E. Ovington, of Newton. The latter will be remembered as one of Boston's first aviators.
The gun is in effect nothing more than an enlarged slingshot. A company has been incorporated to manufacture them. The gun action is simple. It is a revolving disc, which emits bullets after they have traveled on its surface. The machine fires round bullets. Those used in the tests had steel bearings. The shot is fed into a hopper at the side of the gun and as the disk
revolves it throws the bullet at a terrific force through a slot.
The test was made at the Wakefield Police Range and the gun proved its effectiveness by piercing three-eighths-inch boiler plate at 200 yards, and cutting through a two-inch door from the same distance.
The first gun was operated by electricity. Its inventors, knowing that only a limited power can be obtained from this source, will operate it by steam at its next test.

More below the fold, in the Flash Traffic/Extended Entry.

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by John on Mar 17, 2008

March 14, 2008

Finishing up this week's Whatziss.

I know, I still owe an answer to Part 1 of last week's. Get over it. If you missed the beginning and part two, click those links. This one was just too geeky. Couldn't even get people to mock it!

So, while there was some talk of SKS's, artillery, tanks, and the M240 machine gun, the bolt on the left in the original post was that of a Romanian AK47 clone. So you got that - and credit is given for the PSL, once I knew what it was... Here it is in context, in it's bolt carrier.

Pretty much everybody got the one in the middle - it's the bolt from an M16-style rifle. Here it is in the context of it's bolt carrier.

Nobody got the twisty one.

Here it is in context of it's bolt carrier.

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Larger picture can be had by clicking here.

Now the grognards ought to be able to nail it.

A simple example of setting an expectation and letting it drive your analysis. Kinda like the way politicians use intel...


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by John on Mar 14, 2008

March 13, 2008

Well, we had some good tries.

And we do seem to know our M-16/M-4/AR-15 bolts.

We're a little unclear on the the others.

Yes, they're bolts.

Here they are in profile.

C'mon, you're getting closer!


Keep workin' it. You're one for three. Well, except for Pogue. He's two for three...

For a larger version: click here.

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by John on Mar 13, 2008

March 12, 2008

Work gets in the way sometimes. So, a Whatziss!

Or email does. I was going to do a nice, longish post this morning, but a small blog-controversy got dropped in my lap this morning (blast and heat from something going on in comments over at Blackfive) and my response ate my blogtime today.

So, I'll go with something a little shorter, for the gunnies who still visit.

Heh. This post is, in a weird way, tangentially related to that derailing email this morning...

So, what are they - and which ones do they go with.

Simple enough, and both easy and hard. Hard depends on how much a geek on the topic you are, and which rabbit holes your geekiness takes you down.

1. Are they all the same thing? If so, what are they? If not - well, what are they? Careful how you decide your sets for the Venn diagram.

2. After you've figured out what they are - what are they components of?

There's sneakiness hiding in there. I am the Armorer after all, and that's a trait when it comes to the Whatziss'

And I know, I owe you an answer from last week's whatziss. Blame Cannoneer #4, he who sent me the blog-ambushing email this morning!

If you just *have* to have a larger version of the pic - click here.

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by John on Mar 12, 2008

March 9, 2008

Partially answering the Whatziss...

Why? Because I'm going to be on the road this week, with daytime meetings followed by evening skull sessions to digest the results to take into the next days meetings. IOW, I'm gonna be busy, so I'm spending time today pre-building posts for the week! So my two-fer post is going to end up... two answer posts!

And to make it worse - in reverse order. Of course, thinking about it - I'll probably have faster access at the hotel. Just not the time.

Okay - the question was -

What's the first thing that pops into your mind when you see this picture?

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The first thing that pops into my mind was a shorter version of what TmjUtah said:

The second pic? That boy is young and full of optimism. Let him hit forty or so and he'll remember well every single 'nade he fired from the shoulder.

For me, it was simply "Ouch."

Yep, it's a young soldier, in a clean uniform, in a staged photo from a training manual. He's demonstrating one of the ways to fire a Mills Bomb from a rifle. Given the little axiom of "For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction" firing the not-terribly-light Mills Bomb from the shoulder like that is going to involve some serious recoil.

Never having fired a grenade of that weight (1 pound 11 ounces) from the shoulder (but having fired rifle grenades) I don't know if the kick will be enough to knock him over in that stance, as Ry suggested, but I do know I would probably have my feet positioned differently. Of course, one would hope they had done this before writing the manual, and perhaps that is the optimal stance. I dunno. I've got a SMLE, and I've got rodded Mills Bombs (better known as the "Rifle Grenade, .303, Mk 23", and I've got grenade-launching blanks... but sorry, I'm not going to test it for you. But I will go into more detail on the subject in the Flash Traffic/Extended Entry if you've the interest.

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by John on Mar 09, 2008

March 7, 2008

The Brit's new sniper rifles.

L115A3 Long Range Rifle, made by Accuracy International

For a readable version of that graphic - click here.

The L96 sniper rifle and the L115A3 Long Range Rifle are used by military snipers in all the Brit Services.

Designed to achieve first-round hit at 600m and harassing fire out to 1100m, the Accuracy International L96 sniper rifle has been upgraded with a new 3-12 x 50 sight and spotting scope.

The L115A3 Long Range Rifle fires an 8.59mm bullet, heavier than the 7.62mm round of the L96, and less likely to be deflected over extremely long ranges.

Sniper Rifle L96

Calibre: 7.62mm
Weight: 6.5kg
Length: (adjustable) 1124-1194mm
Muzzle velocity: 838m/s
Feed: 10-round box
Effective range: 900m, harassing fire 1100m

Long Range Rifle L115A3

Calibre: 8.59mm
Weight: 6.8kg
Length: 1300mm
Muzzle velocity: 936m/s
Feed: 5-round box
Effective range: 1100m plus

Hmmm. Me want. H/t, Jim C.

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by John on Mar 07, 2008

Let's have another obscure item for a Whatziss...

And it's not a close-up of a fromkitz gear, edge-on, that is only 2mm big but photo'd to appear ginormous, either.

Just in case Bill shows up.

So, whatcha think this is?

Let's make it a two-fer. What's the first thing that pops into your mind when you see this picture? I'm guessing your answer will tell us something about you and your life to date.

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by John on Mar 07, 2008

March 5, 2008

If it's Mattel, it's swell!

Just for fun.

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by John on Mar 05, 2008

February 24, 2008

A busy Saturday.

First up was a planning meeting for the next Rotary year (starts in July) with the new board and incoming President, that shot the bolt for the morning. Good meeting, in that "all volunteer" board kind of way.

The afternoon, well, that was time for a little putting the Demesne to the purpose *I* had in mind when we bought it last summer - a place to exercise the Arsenal of Argghhh!

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I tootled over the creek to put up the target stand about 100ft away. I brought out the L1A1 (Brit parts kit built on an Israeli-made inch-pattern reciever), the M1A (which sits in beater wood and currently has the grenade launcher on it, since that's how I display it), and the O.R.C. (Bushmaster Optics Ready Carbine, an M4 clone, which SWWBO got for Christmas, but has yet to pull a trigger... no reason to let it sit idle, besides the scope needed some tuning to the rifle). For some fun plinking at the spinners, I brought out the Arsenal's wartime-capture P38 and the Castle's Luger, a pistol which served the Imperial, Weimar, Nazi, and East German governments.

L1A1 at 100ft, irons sights, standing, supported.  This rifle, or this rifle and the ammunition I was shooting, has.. 'issues'.

First up was the L1A1. I knew it was going to shoot low, the front sight post was extremely high, and I was right it shot low and to the right. More disturbingly, out of six rounds, at least three bullets tumbled, as you can see in this pic. I quit firing at that point. Milsurp weapons are always a crap shoot, and some, shoot crappy. I was using remanufactured ammunition, too - but it was the same ammo I was shooting in the M1A, however. I'm going to have to slug the bore and do some tweaking on the L1A1. Anyone with similar experience is invited to share their collected wisdom on the subject.

M1A group at 100ft, standing supported iron sights.  The flyer lower center is from a different rifle.

Since the center of the target was still available, I used it for the M1A. Shooting standing, supported, iron sights. Have I mentioned I *like* the M1A? If I were going to go shoot in the competition in Colorado in May, this would be the rifle I would take. Nine rounds, no flyers. The one in the lower right is one of the flyers from the L1A1. The M1A and I are tuned together.


Bushmaster ORC, an M4 clone.  I was aiming at the center of the cutout.  100 ft, standing, supported, with 2 power scope.  1st group is to the right.  Adjusted the scope, the next group.  Adjusted again, the 3 shot small group where I wanted it, if by then I was getting a little impatient with the trigger...

This is from the Bushmaster ORC. I was aiming at the center of the cutout in the picture. 100 ft, standing, supported, with 2 power scope. 1st group is to the right. I adjusted the scope, yielding the center group. Adjusted again, and the 3 shot small group went where I wanted it, if by then I was getting a little impatient with my trigger pull. The 25 degree temp may have had something to do with it, too.

The pistols were just for plinking. I've not shot the P38 since I bought it. If it didn't shoot any better for it's previous owner than it did for me... I understand why it got captured. The Luger shot just fine, as it always does.


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by John on Feb 24, 2008

February 19, 2008

I didn't really take the whole weekend off...

...we did have a winter storm blow through that caused us to lose connectivity to the satellite. We got around 8 inches of snow in about 5 hours. The fluffy, heavy, wet stuff. Fortunately, it came with enough wind that it didn't build up too much on the trees, which haven't had a chance to recover from the ice storm yet.

Saturday, I did take off to get some work done 'round the Castle while the weather briefly permitted. That involved schlepping all the downed limbs from the ice storm of December and building a funeral pyre for them. It's green wood, so it took all day to burn the debris of the 6 trees in the immediate area, what with cutting them up and piling them on, and keeping the fire hot enough to burn green wood without too much smoke (it was all Chinese Elm).

Sunday, we got hit with the snow, and the temps were back in the teens. So, I worked on the Vickers guns in the basement.

Vickers guns, before I got working.

I have two versions of the Vickers, the corrugated water jacket and the later smooth water jacket. I keep them (generally) in WWI configuration for the corrugated jacket gun, and WWII Indirect Fire configuration for the smooth jacket. Both are ex-Turkish guns. The smooth jacket sits in an Australian WWII tripod, the other in the original Turk tripod, which sits higher, and has provision for an anti-aircraft extension in the long leg of the tripod. Purists are gouging out their eyes already, as I've got mixed parts and bits from all the users of the Vickers - Brit, Aussie, Kiwi, South African, Canadian, and Indian, too. Part of the appeal of the gun to me is all the users, and the true interchangeability of the parts. Purists are also tearing their hair at the anachronism on the corrugated jacket gun as currently displayed... Let's see if there are any purists present who will point it out...

These particular guns are dummies made by Sarco. As such, they have thicker-than-original sideplates, and do not have the recoil plates installed. The reason for the thicker sideplates is so that the recoil plates *cannot* be installed, making it much harder to rework the guns into a shootable condition. They are also minutely longer than the original receivers, so that the locks will not come far enough forward to actually strip a round from the belt. The Vickers/Maxim locks (Vickers on the left, Maxim on the right in the linked picture) are fully capable of firing a cartridge without the cartridge being in the chamber. The firing pins on the locks have been nipped, so that they won't protrude through the lock - but since the locks can be removed, idiots and the ignorant could still get themselves in real trouble.

Another artifact of this particular ATF-approved design is that the maker didn't want to do to the extra effort to drill and tap holes for the "check lever," which is a prominent component of the Vickers gun. It served to help regulate the firing speed of the gun and to prevent the charging handle from moving too far when the gun starts to wear. Simply put, they didn't come with the guns. The guns were also missing the tripod stop (which was a Brit variation not present on the Turk guns). While all the other bits and pieces were present, some weren't in the best of shape, so I spent the day cleaning and repairing and doing some arranging in the display. I'm going to build some stepped shelves to put the gunners kits and platoon parts chest, etc, on.

So, I went digging into the bits and pieces I've been collecting for 11 years now (I started after SWWBO gave me the early version of the gun for Christmas before we got married) and spent a lazy afternoon epoxying on the check levers (after some judicious grinding off of two bosses that would have fit into the sideplate), cleaning up some rust that was starting to show through the paint, replacing water plugs that didn't have the heat resistant scales on them with ones that did. And more stuff like that. I'll behead some screws to put in the screw holes on the check lever mounting plates - because I'm too lazy to drill and tap, too.

I then swapped the WWII gun so that it faces the wall, and a visitor can see the dial sight and clinometer of the indirect fire configuration (as well as the gunner's end of the gun) and the WWI gun is facing the viewer, to give them access to that view. I then arranged a good chunk of the bits and pieces around (there's more, believe me) to add visual appeal and provide props when I drone on about the guns to unsuspecting visitors. Still plenty of work to do, but I thought I'd share a window into the slow progress on the Arms Room of Argghhh!

Vickers guns, after I was done working.

If you'd like a little closer a view, click here.

Oh, and if you'd like to own a shootable Vickers - there is one available right now. Aside from not being legal in Kansas (and because it's a sideplate gun, possibly not in Missouri, either - though an original would be), the price is one reason why I don't own any shooters.

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by John on Feb 19, 2008

February 3, 2008

I haven't been a complete slug this weekend...

It was just a busy week, with the Dole Institute panel discussion, and several other evening events, plus I'm working a new task that is just sucking up the brain cells as I get up to speed as the powerlifter running with the gazelles...

So, yesterday I joined two of my good Rotary buddies, Beau and Jim, to set up a WWI-themed table at the Fort Leavenworth Militaria show yesterday.

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The young gent on the left is Beau. Ladies and gents - meet a guy with more stuff than I have. Beau's coolest contribution to our table was his collection of rare M1911's. As in - he has an M1911 .45 that was made by the Canadian company North American Arms... one of 100 they made before the war ended and the contract was cancelled. Oddly enough, I was too excited about all the other stuff to take a picture... Beau also had his Pedersen Device...

Pedersen device installed in a M1903 Springfield Rifle.

...complete with holster, transit case, magazine and boxes of ammo...

My contribution was the Castle's Auld Vick, the corrugated water jacket version of the Vickers Medium Machine Gun, in a WWI configuration.

Since I had both Gunner's kits, the platoon parts chest and other stuff out for the display, I went through and did an inventory of the parts I had - and found I actually did have the spares I needed to bring both guns up to full (legal) spec, and to get the WWII smooth-jacketed gun into WWII indirect fire condition, and the WWI into a more complete Great War config.

So I spent this afternoon swapping parts, replacing parts, and in general playing... Armorer...

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Life is good - at least until the Nanny State decides that even deactivated guns are too dangerous for mere mortals. Even ones they trusted with nuclear weapons..

I really was having fun - even if that pic up top looks like I was contemplating the horror of another Clinton Presidency with a Democratic House and Senate to run roughshod over everybody and everything... which I say because I don't trust the Republicans to fight as hard as the Dems do when they're out of power...

Hey! How'd politics sneak inta here?

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by John on Feb 03, 2008

January 4, 2008

Argghhh! My eyes! My eyes!

This is one way around the "Ugly Black Rifle" predjudice of anti-gunners.

The AK-47 version... (gotta love that stock sock...)

Pretty in Pink...

More frighteningly... the California-legal M4 version...

Prettier in Pink

To restore your manliness... click here and read about Crazy Einar's choice of the 10 manliest firearms, subimitted by JTG.

I should mention that today's choice for ice breaking (the pond will now support the weight of the horses) was driven by ammunition constraints - I used the Castle's historically and regionally appropriate M1884 Ramrod Bayonet Springfield Trapdoor Rifle.

M1884 Ramrod Bayonet Springfield Trapdoor Rifle.

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by John on Jan 04, 2008

December 21, 2007

Unscientific Firearms Testing.

When your internet access is slow, television blows, and what the heck, you own a farm with a pond, gotta get water for the horses, own a few guns, and have some time on your hands... what's an Armorer to do?

Well, go shoot, of course. But for a noble purpose! To break up the ice on the pond so the horses can get to it to drink...

At the same time, I can show off the Castle's newest acquistion... SWWBO's Christmas present. That's right, guys, I got my wife a rifle for Christmas and it was *appreciated!* I bask in the green glow of your envy. KCSteve and Heartless Lib excluded, since they found similar women. Heh. Ya shoulda seen the reaction at the office when I told my compatriots of my gift-giving acumen. The opinion was universal that I was making a HUGE MISTAKE. Hah.

So, meet SWWBO's new bangstick. She's been wanting a "black rifle" for a long time. She likes the SKS (especially the Albanian) but she was hoping for something with a little less kick, but still serviceable as a varmint gun - the coyotes around here have been sniffing around the chicken/guinea coop, and the cats like to sneak out now and again, and SWWBO wants to be able to deal with predators should the need arise.

Her new farming implement is a [ Armorer's note - the designation having caused some questions, this section has been added to] Bushmaster XM15-E2S, according to the receiver. Cabelas, where I bought it, called it an M15S. As a reader noted, Bushmaster doesn't market any such beast - but they do have the O.R.C.©, or Optics Ready Carbine, which is what this rifle probably is.], essentially an M4-clone with a Picatinny rail sporting a TruGlo aimpoint-style sight. With the intechangeability of uppers and lowers in the M16 universe... who knows? I'm not so interested that I'm going to ak Bushmaster if they're using XM15 lowers with their O.R.C.© uppers.] Just in case she feels the need to get up close and personal, this is a post-ban rifle with a bayonet lug, though getting a bayonet isn't really in the plan. A laser, perhaps, but I don't see SWWBO suddenly feeling the need to use cold steel nor go commit drive-by bayonetings...

So, here's SWWBO's new farm implement:

SWWBO's Bushmaster M15S

If you'd like to see it a little closer... click here.

Okay, on to unscientific experimentation. Which rifle/caliber choice works best for breaking up the ice - at least this particular form of ice, being a couple of inches thick, but not really rock hard. Now, if you recall last week I mentioned that I had already done a little ice-breaking, using my 1916 dated Mosin-Nagant M91 and my SVT-40 carbine (which might be an actual carbine, or might be one of the fakes that came out of Finland, the provenance is murky on the issue). One of the reasons I decided to try it at all is that with the ice storm, walking down the rocky hill to the edge of the pond was treacherous. With the rifle I could stand on top of the hill, on level ground by the gate, and break up the ice without risking my ample behind and limbs clambering down the hill carrying an axe or pick.

Here's a look at the Castle IceBreakers.

The fodder being used was Sellier and Bellot 7.62x54R 180 grain ball. The 5.56mm for the Bushmaster was Black Hills Ammunition 55 grain ball. I'll have to try softpoints next.

This is the target area.

One a whim, I shot 10 rounds from the SVT, and 20 from the Bushmaster (hey, I *said* unscientific).

The is the result - 7.62 on the left, 5.56 on the right. In overall terms, the 7.62 dd a better job... but both would have been sufficient for the purpose - especially as the horses enlarge the holes themselves. If you're curious about the partial melt on the pond - it's spring fed, and the way the spring empties into the pond causes a current against the bank on this side of the pond.

So, there ya go, a quick and dirty examination of what tools to use for ice-breaking out at Castle Argghhh! If this was MIssouri, and the Castle Vickers or Maxims were functional... much less the Carl Gustaf or M18 recoiless rifles...

To close this out - below the fold in the flash traffic/extended entry I've posted a picture of a Sarah BradySchumerRodhamStein nightmare...

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by John on Dec 21, 2007

December 6, 2007

That whatzis, revealed.

Reader "Bystander" gets it 95% right in his response to this post, which is a continuation of this post.

This is a RPG-7 close-up view, the part in the upper left corner is the trigger group (typical silver-ish finish) with the safety in view.

The metal band in the middle is one of the 2 metal rings that secures the rear sight of the RPG-7 to the launcher body. The rear sight can be seen in the lower right corner, slighly off-centered to help right handed shooters. (the RPG7 isnt ambidextrous)

The sling visible under is of the russian Canvas type and has the same rivets that AK Series weapons use. The small part visible at the lower left is probably the "rear" grip.

Yes, and no. We're not exactly sure what its designation is, actually. As we'll show in a bit, and perhaps some of you smart guys will have an answer. And the "safety" that Bystander refers to is in fact the hammer - the RPG is fired via a percussion cap.

But constructively - yes. It *is* an RPG-7.

A -7, not the much more commonly seen RPG-7V, which has provision for the optical sight. This launcher does not. The visual puzzle I posed in the first post was simply of that portion of an RPG launcher you don't normally see - the portion of the barrel that is covered by the heat shields. In yesterday's post, aside from the close-up, the only thing I did was orient the picture in a way that again, you weren't used to seeing a launcher - though many, if not most of you, have never actually seen an RPG launcher up close anyway. This example came without the wood scales that normally cover the front and rear hand-grips. For display purposes, I have a set of modified East German scales I use. The interesting aspect of that is... the grips on this version *do not* scale correctly to other RPG-7s. Both grips are slightly smaller, the front grip more so than the rear grip. And the actual structure of the foregrip is different, too.

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The provenance provided with this launcher when it entered Castle stocks in the late 1990's was that it had come out of Israel and was of home-made Palestinian origin. This was plausible, as it came from the same container that held the Carl Gustav 84mm recoiless rifle in the Castle Arms Room, which, while Swedish-made, has clear Israeli markings on it. But there was no documentation to support this, just the word of the importer, repeating what I assume the Israeli brokers told him.

All of this came up recently, when a Marine Gunner dropped a note on me asking if I could give him pictures of the launcher. Among his many other duties (the Armorer worships the ground a Marine Gunner walks on) he puts together books for deploying Marines on the foreign gear they may encounter while deployed. He was looking for some decent pics of RPGs and stumbled into the Armory of Argghhh! Which had a (admittedly) crappy pic, and did I have any good ones? I didn't. So I took some for him. And we had a back and forth about the launcher - the gist of which I supply below the fold in the Flash Traffic/Extended Entry.

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by John on Dec 06, 2007

December 5, 2007

Answering the Whatzis...

Didja know that HomefrontSix can toss large rocks into the central US from that island in the Pacific she lives on?

I've been duckin' 'em all week, as her annoyance with me grows over my laggardly tidying up of that loose end.

Those of you who said weapon barrel were correct, as far as that aspect went.

No one was even close on *which* weapon barrel.

And that was because I showed you an aspect of it that is usually hidden from view.

And I'm not going to answer it yet. Because I have faith in you. I know you can get this, complete.

C'mon, you know what this is!

So, go for it.

There's still one metaphoric wing left, Lia.

8^ )

Oh, that would be *this* Whatzis.

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by John on Dec 05, 2007

November 24, 2007

Time for a whatzis!

So, what izzit?

Hey, I even gave you an indicator of *scale*! This is a gimme!

One caveat - Nick, you can't play.

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by John on Nov 24, 2007

November 8, 2007

The Whatzis, coda.

Okay - what's the whatzis?

Meet the Black Knight, a semi-autonomous robot combat vehicle built as a corporate venture by BAE, and currently being evaluated as a technology demonstrator by the Army.

BAE's Black Knight.

A larger version is available here.

Here's a little context for you:

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Smaller than a Bradley, bigger than a HMMWV. And unmanned. It's controlled by a guy inside that Bradley. And has the ability to operate on it's own, in a limited fashion, for navigation. It does use many Bradley components.

Both of those elements are why that muzzle brake is bunged. It's hard to control a remote control vehicle using a TV screen.

Speaking of the gun... those of you, like Pat, who were zeroing in on 30/40mm chain guns, especially the Alliant TechSystems ones, were sniffing very close. ATK did indeed make that muzzle brake, out of aluminum, as a one-off for BAE.

The gun isn't real. It's decorative. Because the Army isn't quite ready yet for armed semi-autonomous robots that are armed and armored like that. What's that you say? SWORDS, the armed robots currently in Iraq? There's no autonomy there. They do what human controllers tell them to do - not what a software algorithm thinks might be a good idea.

Oh - and yeah, it was too out there in the wild for you to find. But now it's out there much more clearly, from a photographic standpoint.

And all you fellas should walk with your heads hanging in shame.

Because Homefront Six GOT IT!

Yew rawk, gurl!

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by John on Nov 08, 2007

November 7, 2007

The Whatzis, day 4, the pain continues.

In the brief bit of time between finishing my expense voucher and heading back to the airport to head for Vegas and the Blogworld Expo, I better put up another installation of the Whatzis saga before HomeFront Six crawls through the digital pipe and grabs me by the neck and shakes me like a puppy.

Okay. We'll change tack here. Yesterday I gave hints as to the *mount* this thing was in. Let's take a look at the running gear of what this thing is mounted *on*.

Mebbe that will help.

Mebbe.

Okay, I'm sure this will make it clear to everybody!


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by John on Nov 07, 2007

November 6, 2007

Whatzis... day the third.

Okay, let's help Home Front Six out a bit.

Here's a more full context.

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Ah-ah-ah! You're leaping to conclusions, those of you with a little knowledge.

It is *not* one of these, however much you may wish it so.

And tomorrow, in the reveal, I'll explain why that muzzle brake is bunged up, too.

You may continue.

Oh, you are going to be sooooo annoyed with me. More than you are already. Rod - I really *am* going all "De Sade" on you with this one.

By the way - have you been to the Project Valour-IT auction site yet? C'mon - bid against people you know and like, instead of faceless strangers on eBay! Someone already skunked me out of the Chris Muir cartoon - but I bid the weasel up to $1001 dollars, so s/he hadda want it, eh? And Maggie - that only helps the AF Team, so I needed your $500 to help offset that...

Oh, and while you're at it - skip lunch today at that over-priced restaurant and donate that money instead to Project Valour-IT. You know you want to.

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by John on Nov 06, 2007

November 5, 2007

Whatzis, Day 2.

Snerk. Really made HFS wait. Hey, I slept in - I'm on the night mission schedule.

Okay, here's a bit more context.

C'mon, this isn't that hard...  besides, I'm just doing this to set up a post.

So, yeah, it's a muzzle brake. And yes, it's kinda bunged up - which is usually not characteristic of muzzle brakes, since they aren't a component of digging tools.

But what's the system it's a component of? And yes, it's out there.


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by John on Nov 05, 2007

November 4, 2007

Okay - let's have a Whatzis today.

I've received a complaint that there has been too much toothsome chewy faux-intellectual discourse (or maudlin self-pity) 'round here of late, so here's a Whatzis for you today.

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You may begin.

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by John on Nov 04, 2007

October 28, 2007

Finally, again. Well, not really finally.

Y'know, like, it's going to change again. And again. And I'll probably have to expand it.

In fact I know I will, it just got mostly done and I'm still short two racks.

It went from this and this to this and this.

Then, we installed this.

And it became time to load the Arms Room of Argghhh!!!

So, step in the door, then turn to your right, head down the hall, turn around and look back up towards the door.

The Exterior Guard took a tour of the internal defenses.

And the Arms Room hosted our first visitors. Not local collectors and shooters, nor the Armorer's local buds. Not famous and not-so-famous Gun Bloggers. Nope, the first visitors to the Arms Room of Argghhh! were gurls. SWWBO hosted a very small gathering at the Castle this weekend - and Wendy, Tammy, Stacy and SWWBO were the first to visit the mostly-loaded (though still not organized for proper display) Arms Room. They were closely watched by the Exterior Guard and sniffed for contraband (or treats) prior to exiting the Arms Room.

But, 'tis finally done.

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Mostly. Kinda. Well, there might be *some* things needing doing. Expansion, even. Just sayin'.

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by John on Oct 28, 2007

October 26, 2007

I'm thinking we need some gun pr0n...

In two flavors...

Some machineguns... I'll let the Vulture Brothers talk about 'em in detail if they'd like - since they all used 'em at one time or another.

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Second, some manly guns. Midgets, mind you, but manly nonetheless. Some M119's, grown weary in service in Afghanistan, awaiting the tender loving care of the rebuilders.

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The latter pic is provided by a sekrit correspondent in the 'Stan, who will remain forever nameless, at their request - which is sad, because they sends us the nicest pictures! She's a nice, tidy piece, if a bit quirky.

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by John on Oct 26, 2007

October 8, 2007

I'm off to catch a plane...

...and because we don't have internet access (dial-up is *not* internet access anymore) until later this week, and I've been busy moving the Arsenal, posting has been light, and this is all I'm probably going to get up today, until I hit the hotel this evening.

But, 'tis done.

The Arms Room has gone from this, to this...

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Now, the display cases don't have their tops yet, and the rifle racks aren't installed, but loading has commenced, and the place is secure... because with the movement of the Arsenal, we are now prepared to Repel Boarders. Well, we would be if I had inserted a feed strip into that Hotchkiss.

Hotchkiss 'Portative' machine gun, in the dismounted role, also mounted in Brit tanks of WWI.

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by John on Oct 08, 2007

October 7, 2007

"Khyber" Rifles and Pistols.

The Afghans are long known for their "home workshop" firearms production, where they make excellent copies of commercially-made weapons that have fallen into tribal hands over the years - especially British weapons.

They are usually visually correct dimensionally (though the parts may not interchange with the original weapon copied), they usually have little signs on them that cause experienced collectors of the originals look twice - such as markings in the wrong places, markings that have reversed letters in them, or, in the base of barrel proofs - markings in the wrong order, or a mix of markings from different arsenals, etc.

There's enough of them that they're a collecting niche in and of themselves, and Joe, the recently-returned Man in the 'Stan sent home what is probably a Khyber pistol.

John Spangler, who is a reader and frequent commenter in this space (he likes to play the Whatziss') is also a collector who takes his passion so seriously that he makes a living at it (always good to go spend money with John, just click here). He also runs a question and answer board on his website.

In March of last year he got this question:

# 11744 - Afghanistan Khyber Pass "Enfield" Pepperbox Copy
3/4/2006
Carlisle, PA

Enfield - .36 - 4'' - Rusty - THERE IS NO SERIAL NUMBER ON THE WEAPON. - The weapon appears to be a ''pepperbox'' style percussion cap pistol with six barrels. The caliber appears to .36 Cal. On the left side of the weapon is a crown with VR underneath the crown. Under VR is Enfield and the date 1857. The weapon was purchased in Afghanistan in the Spring 2005. I have not been able to find out any information on Enfield manufacturing a ''pepperbox'' style percussion pistol. Any information about this weapon is greatly appreciated. Thank you.

Answer:
Sir- As with many of the guns found in Afghanistan purported to be antiques, they are not always what they seem. I am not aware of Enfield making any pistols like that ever. Khyber pass guns will be found with all sorts of impossible combinations of markings. This is sort of similar to someone with a rusty 1983 Chevrolet, but putting Model T Ford, or Cadillac Escalade trim on it and hoping someone will buy it. John Spangler

Why is this of interest? Well, Joe and Jeff aren't the only Afghan hounds who hang out around here. I got this email late last week. And it concerns *exactly* the same pistol type in the question above - this one with a different date on it.

Armourer-san: Khyber Garage Camel Cavalry Speciall, sent back during last year's trip to Bagram. Pretty much the same paperwork experience as your ISAF correspondent, though I understand the rigmarole has increased here (I'm back in Bagram for a spell). Same collection of vendors at the bazaar - the guy who sold me the Beast remembers me and is trying to sell me a companion piece.

No last names or email addresses please! - my people think I play piano in a Kabul cathouse and my Employer frowns upon this type of discourse.

So, lets take a look at this thing.

Khyber Pass Pepperbox pistol

Yep, that's a pepperbox pistol all right. Pretty massive one, too. Kewl.

Here's a look at it from the side. Pretty classic pepperbox styling, but there were two things that caught my attention right away. We'll come back to those.

Let's toss the markings up here.

Khyber Pass Pepperbox pistol markings.

The two visual cues that caused my warning light to start flashing was the relative crudity of workmanship - one thing the Armourers at Enfield Lock were was meticulous, with great attention to detail and generally high-quality workmanship. The two things that attracted my attention was the lack of crispness to the lines of the barrels, and the pretty flimsy looking trigger guard. But, hey, the trigger-guard might be a replacement, and the barrels have a lot of holster wear, which tends to smooth edges. But the workmanship and tool marks on the receiver are pretty suspect, too. I've not had a chance to dig out my inspector's mark reference - but *each* of those barrels should have proofs on 'em. And as near as I can tell, they don't. One reason they wouldn't is because some of those barrels aren't bored true, they're off-center. Which means they wouldn't pass an Enfield inspection, much less proofing.

But to me it's still a collectable piece, simply because of the whole story surrounding Afghanistan.

Update: Dug out the reference, The Broad Arrow, by Ian Skennerton, and the ownership mark, the crown - is actually a Georgian crown with a Victorian cypher. There were two styles of crown, one for kings and the other for queens. The orb in the crown is what points quickly to a Georgian crown, and the number of balls on the top layer of the crown points to the George III version of the Kings Crown. The V.R. matches the date, but the crown actually pre-dates the production of percussion weapons in British service. The E-crown-1 inspection mark should actually be Crown-E-1 where the Crown E represents Enfield, and the number represents an inspector (most that I have seen are two-digit, btw, which just means... that's what I've seen). If it were a weapon built under George III, but reworked under Victoria, the markings would reflect that - I have several such weapons in the collection, that jump eras between Victoria, Edward VII, Georges IV and V and Elizabeth. Oddly enough, no William IV's!

In the pics provided, there are no proofs anywhere, and the Brits were positively tenacious about proof-marks, with lots of 'em.

All that taken together - argues for forgery. But like I said, that doesn't deter me, as long as I'm not paying "original" prices!

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by John on Oct 07, 2007

October 5, 2007

Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh...

Finally.

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by John on Oct 05, 2007

September 26, 2007

Okay, let's answer the Whatziss.

Here it is, complete.

Italian Benaglia Rifle Grenade.

The Italian Benaglia Rifle grenade, a rod-grenade used against the Austro-Hungarians and Germans in WWI. This example is battlefield recovered from the high alpine battlefields, which is one reason it's in such good shape.

Ya know what it really is?

An excuse.

After all, I've got an Italian rod-grenade. But no Italian rifle to display it with. Therefore, a WWI Italian rifle must be acquired, or this will simply be... lacking, bereft, incomplete.

And we can't have that.

Want a slightly larger view - click here.

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by John on Sep 26, 2007

September 25, 2007

Continuing the Whatziss

Okay, another component.

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And some context.

All the bits and pieces are from the same piece of kit.

Wonder what's going on? Start here, then go here.

Oh, you guys are no fun at *all* today. Here. See if this helps.

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by John on Sep 25, 2007

September 24, 2007

Okay, you guys need some help.

We're struggling with the Whatziss. (Click here to catch up)

Here's some context, if not much scale.

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by John on Sep 24, 2007

September 23, 2007

It's Sunday, time for a Whatziss!

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So, let your imaginations run free, and those of you who takes these things seriously... get to work.

Part 1 - what is it?

Part 2 - which era?

Part 3 - of those things that comprise the universe of what it is, which type system might it work with?

Part 4 - Which specific system is it a component of?

Ready on the right? Ready on the left? You may commence guessing! Or googling, as fits your idiom.

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by John on Sep 23, 2007

September 13, 2007

A whatziss.

Something to keep you busy while I struggle with the Vault Door and travel to the National Capitol Region today. A new whatziss!

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Go forth - search. Or just snark. That's fun, too.

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by John on Sep 13, 2007

August 31, 2007

Yer still payin', part 3.

NevadaDailySteve, in the comments to the Stokes Mortar Whatziss, gave up on the object in question, and chose to focus on the item I was using for a prop to hold the fuze level.

This.
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So, keep going. Gimme some specifics, people.

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by John on Aug 31, 2007

August 30, 2007

The Whatziss, day 2.

Well, I had a decent night's sleep, after spending $181 on a new mask. But, we're still gonna play this out.

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Here's a larger pic, not that it will do you much good.

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by John on Aug 30, 2007

Gunblogger Rendezvous Guest of Honor Named -

This year's Gun Blogger Rendezvous will be donating all money raised to Project Valour-IT.  Major Chuck Ziegenfuss of TC Override will be our Guest of Honor.

For more information on the Gun Blogger Rendezvous check the Rendezvous site,
and the Mr. Completely blog.

Any publicity you can get out that would encourage Gun and/or Milbloggers or readers/commenters to attend would be greatly appreciated.

It is a small and informal event that allows everyone to get to know everyone else, so you get to put a face to the bloggers you've been reading!  It's a great lot of fun hanging out with an amazing bunch of folks!

SWWBO and I went last year, and intend to go this year - though the job situation (mine, not hers) may get in the way, with a TDY complicating things.

Reporting As Ordered, Sir! �

by John on Aug 30, 2007

August 29, 2007

I'm grumpy. You're paying.

Recruit Private Gunner ate both my CPAP masks yesterday. That meant, essentially, that I've been up all night, because I really can't sleep without the damned thing.

Then, finding that CPAP masks are not conducive to good intestinal health, he had diarrhea all over one of my favorite shirts. Teach me to leave it on the floor.

So, since you have nothing to do with my problems today, I'm going be progressive and make you pay for it.

Whatzis?

No, you can't just say,

No, you can't just say, "countertop" and expect credit. What's on top of the countertop?

Oh, yes there is!

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by John on Aug 29, 2007

August 25, 2007

Emails like this are fun.

I get at least one email a week along these lines - last week it was about our Carl Gustav from a guy who is making a replica for Airsoft combat games.

The Arsenal of Argghhh!'s 2inch mortar. I’m a collector of ww2 British militaria, and have run into the “too late to find cheap militaria” wall. I collect ww2 Commonwealth/British military items, and was quite happy to find your website with the abundance of photos of weapons and vehicles. I found a couple of shots of a British 2” mortar that I’m using as a general reference for building a replica for a ww2 British Para display. Do you have any additional close up photos and dimensions for the mortar? I would be greatly appreciated.

Also. I am under the impression that you are based out of Leavenworth , KS . Is this true? I work for defense contracting firm in [deleted for OPSEC], so I’m in town daily. I’d be interested in establishing a militaria based relationship with your and your buddies if possible.

Regards,

{Someone in my Office}
Leavenworth, KS

I responded:

Snerk. Yer gonna be surprised.

John of Argghhh!

He responded thusly:

About what?

Why would he be surprised? Simple. All he had to do when he was writing that email was stand up, step out of his office, turn left, walk ten feet down the hall to the central corridor, turn left, walk 30 feet down to the next corridor, turn right, walk down that hall to the 5th office, and say, "Hey, can I look at your 2" mortar?"

He figured it out pretty quickly (we don't hire no dummies where I work - heck, Dusty used to work for us before he decided flying delivery trucks was more fun than flying a desk - and neither of us knew that until after I'd invited him to post here - different office in a different city -but same firm.)

OH, THAT John Donovan! Now you know I’m a closet militarian.

Amazing what you don't know about the people you work with.

Since I was at home letting the Exterior Guard do their thing in the back yard when I got his first email, I sent him this when I got back to the office:

I've got the mortar in my truck. See me when you get back from wherever it is I saw you headed when I drove in.

John of Argghhh!

Now, If I'd decided to dig out the transit box for the mortar, I would have just carried it in and stuck it on his chair. But since I didn't do that, he stopped by my office and we went out and transferred the mortar out in the parking lot.

Oh, and for Those Who Care About Stuff Like This - it's deactivated, so it's not a weapon, so no rules, corporate or otherwise, were broken in the genesis of this post.

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August 24, 2007

A simple whatzis...

Simply identify all the items in this picture. Sorry to block the pretties with that hogleg on top, Neffi...

This one will be easy for the geeks, challenging but doable for naifs.

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This is another pic of what's available in the markets of Afstan. Stateside, my budget and the availability of that type of pistol haven't matched yet. Over there, it probably costs what a Happy Meal does... Just another reason I can't go to Afstan!

For people like Wolfwalker, who *like* the big-sized pics - click here.

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by John on Aug 24, 2007 | TrackBack (0)

August 18, 2007

The Whatziss, revealed!

A Laurel, and Hearty Handshake to Old Fat Sailor and Mongo for getting it right. It is, indeed, a round for the WWI 3" Stokes mortar.

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This woulda been your next clue if we'd needed one.

But OFS and Mongo took care of it.

Interesting method of fuzing, eh? Right before you hang and drop the round, you pulled the ring, inserted the round, and let it go - the lever flipped free as it cleared the tube, and off it went.

The Stokes mortar is essentially the first modern mortar. I could write a learned treatise here, but heck, real weapons geek Bruce Canfield has already done so - if you'd like to know more about the Stokes - simply click here.

Reporting As Ordered, Sir! �

by John on Aug 18, 2007

August 17, 2007

Hah! You thought I'd let you off the hook.

Nope. Even though you don't care, based on the number of responses, we're going to keep plugging at this whatziss.

After the whining about size, I gave you a larger size. Now I'll add a touch of context.

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With an even larger view of the gizmo available by clicking here.

It *is* a fuze - you've gotten that much. But you've not gotten it quite right, yet.

Update: Perhaps this will help.

Update 2: Mebbe *this* will help. Prolly not, but who knows? Actually, it should, if you can connect the dots.

Reporting As Ordered, Sir! �

by John on Aug 17, 2007

August 13, 2007

The Whatziss, enlarged.

Since *some* people were all whiney about it.

Try again.  It's probably not your first guess.

I'll help a bit. *Not* Warsaw Pact. Nor from any of the nations which comprised the Pact at any time during their turbulent histories.

Reporting As Ordered, Sir! �

by John on Aug 13, 2007

August 12, 2007

It's still too hot to do anything except watch the grass wilt.

I'll get another picture of the whatziss for all you size mavens out there...

As a placeholder - how about you identify the weapon this woman is aiming in this AP photo?

What rifle is this woman aiming?  AP photo.

My first instinct was incorrect.

Reporting As Ordered, Sir! �

by John on Aug 12, 2007

August 11, 2007

A lazy, too-hot-to-work-outside Saturday Whatziss...

Go ahead, make my day.

Oh, you'll figure out *what* soon enough - but the question isn't what is it - it's whatziss a component of?

Gotta make it something of a challenge...

Update: Hmmm. Since JMH is unhappy with the size... try this.

Reporting As Ordered, Sir! �

by John on Aug 11, 2007

August 5, 2007

The Whatziss, solved!

Some serious artillery geeks showed up yesterday!

This *was* going to be the final clue...

Nope, still not a keg, despite HFS's fevered imaginings...

"bgy57" and Heath got it correct - though Heath hedged his bets by choosing both options for base-boosted artillery rounds. BGY's only hedge was scale-related.

It is indeed the rocket motor for an artillery Rocket Assisted Projectile (RAP) - in this instance, 155mm. Here's a pic of a sectioned Brit version (generally the same as the US except for nomenclature, I believe).

Sectioned Brit 155mm Rocket Assisted Projectile (RAP) round.

And here's a closeup of that round, focused on the motor.

Cross section of a Brit Rocket Assisted Projectile (RAP) motor section.

RAP rounds where developed to give artillery greater range. You fired them with max charge, the motor lit off, and the round went further than a standard round would with the same amount of powder and elevation. The trade-off was increased cost, reduced payload (amount of explosive) and accuracy. The rockets just didn't burn as predictably as you'd like. But you got some more range. Oh, and there was the sort of thing that annoyed people like Heartless Libertarian and CAPT H - if the rocket motor *failed* - whether by not igniting at all, or an incomplete/intermittent burn - it's impact point became pretty much random along the line of fire. Of course CAPT H and Murray are always asserting that artillery impacts are *always* random, but that's just the envy-fueled lunatic ravings of soldiers jealous that they have to actually *see* their targets to hit them, so we pretty much ignore that. Which is another gripe they have.

RAP didn't last that long in the inventory, as we discovered that "base-bleed" projectiles, which have a little pyrotechnic package in the base, gave us almost the same effect without the cost, complexity, accuracy issues and payload reduction associated with RAP. Rather than boost the shell, base-bleed reduces drag caused by the partial vacuum that exists right behind the base of the projectile - the pyro packet burns, producing combustion gases that fill the partial vacuum, thus reducing drag and gaining you an increase in range.

Reporting As Ordered, Sir! �

by John on Aug 05, 2007

August 4, 2007

Continuing the Whatziss...

Keep at it, boys and girls. If you're new to this - start here.

Any new ideas?

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by John on Aug 04, 2007

August 3, 2007

Let's have a whatziss!

Go ahead, speculate

Go ahead - guess away.

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by John on Aug 03, 2007

August 1, 2007

Solving the Whatziss...

Casey and OFS get constructive credit on the main item, though they were only *close* not quite correct - in that their answer was correct, if essentially incomplete.

The items in the second picture of the Whatziss post are the *waterproof liner* and gasket for a mine horn. And yes, Casey, essentially they are little batteries-in-waiting, which, when crushed by contact with a ship, the chemicals mix to make a battery, setting off the mine. More specifically, this ship crushes the lead horn, which cracks the vial of sulfuric acid inside it, the acid then running down a tube and into a lead-acid battery which until that point contains no electrolyte. That fires up the battery, which detonates the explosive.

Earlier forms of this type of detonator had horns filled with sulfuric acid, surrounded by the mixture of potassium perchlorate and sugar. When the horn was crushed, the acid mixed with an ignited the perchlorate-sugar mix, and the flame exploded the charge. Here's the complete picture, minus the part (the actual horn) that I've used as a "Whatziss" in the past:

German naval mine detonating horn

In complete context, so to speak (well, absent the whole lying on the sea-floor waiting for a ship to brush it thing) is a typical german naval mine - drop the thing from the minelayer, it drops to the sea-floor, and then releases the mine on a tether to float below the surface, waiting for that unsuspecting victim.

German Naval Mine

Now, the first item in the whatziss, that was just there to be there and not really intended as a challenge - it was similar to posting a valve spring from an engine all by itself and asking you to identify it. I'm not *quite* that mean... Bar shot? That didn't occur to me - not just because I knew what it was, but I've never seen bar shot with a valve on it before. MunDane, who made the only semi-serious attempt, offered up a condenser, possibly from a small steam engine.

It's a component (about 17 inches in length) of the pneumatic guidance system for a V1 "Buzz Bomb," that fell in the Kentish countryside in 1944.

No, I didn't expect anyone to get that. I looked hard, but there's nothing on the 'net that showed it - though I did find it in an exploded drawing I have in a book - well, that's not on the 'net, eh? That was just there because I thought it would be fun to put it up there and see how creative you guys go.

The *most* creative (yet predictable) answers were thankfully emailed me.

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by John on Aug 01, 2007 | TrackBack (0)

July 31, 2007

Anudder whatzis...

No, not this. That would just be cruel.

You'll never get it.

No, rather than that one, we'll go with this one - with which I have high expectations for some *very* low comedy. Remember the Rulez, plz. And this *is* a legitimate whatzis fully in keeping with Arsenal holdings...

No, really - now that you've made your tawdry jokes - whatzis?

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by John on Jul 31, 2007 | TrackBack (0)

July 30, 2007

The Whatziss... concluded.

I'm in a rush - I've got to get to the farm, collect S'mudge and take her to the vet, get her back out there and then myself off to work.

But I will answer the Whatziss that has vexed you all for the last week.

Part one. Calling it a manifold was remarkably close, in a sense. The center of that star contained... explosives, and the arms were...

...as we saw in the second picture - fuze holders, all of which were wrapped in...

...the item from the third picture, which was the shell of the...

German Discus Grenade

WWI German discus grenade, which was thrown like a discus, and had all those fuzes on it to increase the likelihood of a successful detonation.

But in reality it's a pretty small, ineffective grenade that is typical of the inventiveness displayed as people were struggling with ways to get more and better ways to kill people in soldier's hands during the war.

Reporting As Ordered, Sir! �

by John on Jul 30, 2007

July 28, 2007

Okay, it'll be a slow day, I'll continue the torture...

Here's another piece of the puzzle of the whatziss...

Here, mebbe this'll help!

This might jog a few memories - especially of those who have no doubt been reading, but not participating thus far.

Reporting As Ordered, Sir! �

by John on Jul 28, 2007

July 27, 2007

Continuing the Whatzis.

Okay, as I expected, you guys figured out the Ideal loading tool.

But you had trouble with the second part.

Okay - here's more info.

Not that it will be all that helpful...

Not that it will be all that helpful - but who knows?

Well, Jim C knows, because he dropped by the office yesterday and forced me to reveal it - so he can't play this one anymore.

Suffice it to say it's *not* an early socket wrench, as he offered up!

Reporting As Ordered, Sir! �

by John on Jul 27, 2007

July 25, 2007

The farm has been making me a slug on my signature topic...

...so let's do a double-whatzis today.

An easy one, and a tougher one.

First up, submitted by AFSis, is the one I suspect will be easier for the grognards among us - I got it right out, though AFSis wouldn't give me credit until I got a specific detail correct. For this one, if you get the specific detail, that will be extra credit.

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The second is an item in the Holdings of the Armory of Argghhh! Go for it - though there are some among us who may actually get it pretty quick.

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The answers are out there, on the web.

And if this proves too easy - I have an impossible one in reserve...

Reporting As Ordered, Sir! �

by John on Jul 25, 2007

June 27, 2007

Castle Argghhh! Range Complex.

I mentioned to Bill in the comments on another post that I would be taking my M2 Aiming Circle and trotting it and some aiming posts out to do an unofficial survey of the demesne. One reason to do that is I believe that the fence lines on the east side have been adjusted to the advantage of my neighbor to the east (by mutual agreement with the previous owner) - and I think I know why, having to do with the movement of his cattle herd to water. I have no problem with it - but I want to establish the property line to see if I need to get an actual survey in - as I don't believe that land will be running cattle for that much longer, the owner having moved into a nursing home two weeks ago, and the family member taking over wants to subdivide and sell for housing, I'm suspecting. Good luck getting water meters...

Anyway, Bill said to give Neffi an Instamatic and have him do an aerial survey. So I did.

Ladies and Gentlemen, the Castle Argghhh! Range Complex*. Heh.

Castle Argghhh! Range Complex

Slightly larger version here.

Tank Table VIII doubles as Neffi's landing area. Prolly ought to check in with the tower on approach, Neffi.

Flash Traffic (extended entry) Follows �

Reporting As Ordered, Sir! �

by John on Jun 27, 2007
politburo diktat 2.0 links with: John Donovan’s new home

June 14, 2007

A new whatzis!

Okay boys and girls - what's this?

I'll give you a hint - it's *not* Victorian, despite all that shiny brass.

For you guys always whining about scale, and context and stuff - here.

Reporting As Ordered, Sir! �

by John on Jun 14, 2007

May 28, 2007

The Whatziss, answered.

The funny part is, AW1 Tim actually got it first, but then essentially reneged.

CAPT H got it fully correct. It's an AT-3 Sagger missile. More accurately, it's an armorer's training cut-away of one, this particular one out of East Germany after the wall tumbled.

Armorer's training cut-away of the AT-3 Sagger missile.

If you're interested in the flow of this Whatziss, click here and follow the links around.

Reporting As Ordered, Sir! �

by John on May 28, 2007

May 27, 2007

Continuing the pain...

...of the Whatziss. To catch up for newbies - start here and follow the links (meaning you need to read the comments, too).

Here's another little detail shot.

Later today I'll put up a comprehensive clue.

You guys are working it pretty well, really.

Update: HomeFrontSix reminds me - I *did* promise a more comprehensive picture. Truthfully - I don't think it's going to help much...

Reporting As Ordered, Sir! �

by John on May 27, 2007

May 26, 2007

The Whatzis, continued.

Well, this has been fun, if perhaps a bit more erotic than I anticipated. Confused by that? Ah, well, you'd best check out the comments in *this* post then.


Okay, in this pic, there is a clear clue. Well, it would be clear to me, anyway.

Remember - these are all views of the same military artifact.

Reporting As Ordered, Sir! �

by John on May 26, 2007

May 25, 2007

The Whatziss, continued.

To get caught up, go here. Mind you, you should follow that link for Rivrdog's comment alone!

Okay, this Whatziss is like the Indian legend about the six blind men and the elephant, except in this case, you *all* get to see the clues out of context together and compare notes as you are going along, vice each getting a unique piece. I haven't figured out how to torture you that way...

Okay, next snapshot up for bids -

Here's a view from the side of the same area.

This will actually be a great example of a "forest for the trees" kind of thing - once we get far enough away from the object - it will become perfectly clear for most of you.

Yesterday's shot *was* of a component of a guidance/aiming system, albeit *not* a gyro as posited.

'rrRRp! Oops. Excuse me. (If that doesn't make sense, then you didn't pay attention to the second sentence of this post... so it's your fault you're confused.)

Reporting As Ordered, Sir! �

by John on May 25, 2007

May 24, 2007

Whatziss?

This one will be painful. Maggie won't like it at all. Prolly take us into the weekend for those who wish to play.

I can't wait to see how inventive you clowns get...

A small, but key, section of the gizmo. Without it, well, that would be telling.

No, I don't really expect you to get it from this clue. I just want to see how imaginative you guys get!

I'm pretty sure you'll think it's kewl when it's over, though.

Reporting As Ordered, Sir! �

by John on May 24, 2007

May 18, 2007

The Whatziss, continued concluded.

To catch up - start here.

Interestingly, the closest anyone got was John S. Except he was answering the questions not asked. The two things I said I *could* have asked you about, but didn't, because they would be too hard (I thought) were the ones mostly correctly identified. The round gizmo is a check gauge, and the long, skinny thing is, in fact, a barrel-wear gauge. The only thing John got wrong was caliber - it's a wear gauge for .30 cal barrels, not .50. But since no size context was provided, John wins the Non-Contest! Of course, John really *is* a capital "G" Grognard.

The rest of you were inventive, entertaining, clever, and wrong, though some got tantalizingly close.

Let's see if this helps.

I realize that some of you will immediately think - "Hey! That works within the context of my guess!" True enough. Just remember I said... you were wrong, thus far.

Update! We have a winner. Dan. It is indeed, an early WWI British grenade, the Grenade, Hand No. 12, commonly referred to as a "hairbrush" or "jam tin" grenade, for obvious reasons.

For the label side, click here.

Or is it? Finding one of these mostly intact, much less in as good a condition as this - is almost the Holy Grail of those who collect grenades. If you do find one out in the wild, and the person who has it knows what it is, you're talking many hundreds of dollars.

I know better than to try to sneak that by SWWBO.

These were not what is called 'artisan' grenades (though the Holdings of the Arsenal *do* include a couple of French examples of artisan grenades), manufactured in their generally poor-quality-and-reliability tens of thousands by all sorts of people and entities during the desperate early years of the munitions shortages on the Western Front. This was actually a 'sealed pattern' grenade, meaning there were blueprints, specs, etc. It used that pull-ignitor to light off the fuze train (missing in this example). In addition to the fragmentation plate, the box was filled with scrap metal to make it more useful. It had a very short service life, it's funny looking, not that many were made, it's relatively fragile... so of course guys like me want one.

This is a reproduction. Or at least that's the best assessment of people far more knowledgeable than I. And it was presented to me as such - and it didn't cost hundreds of dollars as a result. I got it from an honest chap in England. I could lay out the details of why it's a reproduction, and go through the discussion of whether it was created as a favor or with malice - but I don't need to - that's already been done, for those who care to study further.

Go ahead, take a look - which one does *this* one look like? If it *isn't a fake - well, then my son will get a little more money than he expected when he liquidates the holdings of the Arsenal after I start tapping kegs at Fiddler's Green.