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Best idea for Super Bowl Half-time Show, Evah!

By Dusty (AKA Attila of Argghhh!) on February 4, 2012 | | Comments (9)
Wait, what?


Teaser line:
...the bottle rocket blew up in the defendant's rectum...

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By Marine6 on February 4, 2012 5:19 PM
1. We're talking West (By God) Virginia!

2. Haven't you ever heard "blow it out your a$$?

 
By John of Argghhh! on February 4, 2012 5:38 PM
 At first I was a bit surprised, then I saw it was the ATO's and shrugged.

Heh.  Waiting for someone to make an acronym-related observation in 5...4... 3... 2... 1...

 
By Quartermaster on February 4, 2012 5:39 PM
 Here! Hold my beer and watch this!
 
By John (Not The Armorer) on February 4, 2012 9:08 PM
The biggest anal arfice in this event is not the "highly intoxicated" rocket firing lad, but the lawyer who has teh gallto try to sue someone else for this idiot injuring himself.

But, such is society today, but this lawyer is even more full of **it than most of that execrable species.
 
By Grumpy on February 5, 2012 2:42 AM
 What a raunchy crowd! *Good.* Marine6, they never got the memo. Details, details, there is a difference between, "Up" and "Out"!

Can you imagine the poor air passengers, who thought a 'pat-down' was invasive? What changes will the TSA make? "OK, Bend over and spread 'em!"  "No, no, not the long handled gloves!" "*Argghhh!*"
 
By NevadaSteve on February 5, 2012 5:51 AM
I've been pretty drunk a few times, back in the day, but I don't think there's enough alcohol on the planet to make me think it's a good idea to stick a bottle rocket in my anus and light it off. Just for my information, what danger area is that anyway? On second thought I don't think I want to go there. Forget I asked.
 
By MAJ Mike on February 5, 2012 9:09 AM
Good idea, except could we use Madonna as the launching platform?  I'd buy that for a dollar!
 
By fdcol63 on February 6, 2012 6:49 AM
There used to be a day when someone who did something like this would be too embarrassed to file a law suit.
 
By Cricket on February 7, 2012 9:03 AM
Not only did he blow himself up, he then gave himself a wedgie.  Moron.