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Michelle's Family Values

WARNING: Following material may be Slightly NSFW in buttoned-up environments.  Proceed with caution.

Few people know that Lincoln in his memorial statue, is signing the letters A. and L.



A in his left hand:


and L in his right hand:


The full sign alphabet is: HERE

Anyhow... Reader's Digest just came out with its December 2011 edition.  In its front cover our First Lady is proudly proclaiming her "Family Values", not only for us the listening public, but also for the hearing impaired.


(Click to make her message *er* larger)

And what is the family value that she holds in such high esteem?  Click HERE for answer.

Boq

17 Comments

Well... technically speaking... it's hard to have a family without one.
 
RAAAAAAcist!
 
 She probably doesn't know it, so Joe is probably right and you are just Raaaaacist.

Joe, you used 1 to many "a." It's spelled with just 5, not 6.
 
Is she wearing her $400 sneakers in this photo?  The ones she wore to "serve meals at the homeless shelter?"

In my opinion, MOO-chele is just as anti-American as her husband, and just as big a crook.
 

"For the children" has been a punchline for me for some time as in "Hey, lets just give up more of our civil rights because its good for the children."

 
QM, that is correct if using minuscules.  If using majuscules, the style books suggest six or even seven (only if in 48 point type or larger).
 
 Oh come on!   This is exactly  the type of posting that is served hot and on a silver plate to the dems to ridicule us. Got to move on dude...
 

As you're serving it, Mango, ask 'em if they've ever seen a more *unnatural* conjunction of a pair of manual appendages. They don't even teach that pose in "What to do with your hands when you don't know what to do with your hands" class...

 
"That's about the size of it!"
 
*places hands on keyboard.....begins typing......feels large, cold shadow over shoulder......looks up to see giant boot heel......quickly removes hands from keyboard and sits on them*
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Sly, if you were about to unload on MajMike for being just too tacky, the Ref mighta been blind on that play.
 
Funny!  I cancelled my Reader Digest subscription just in time to avoid this line of abuse.  My reason was far to many bo stories. 
 
Salve Mango - Non ti preocupare, bravo correligionario.  Stiammo appena spizzichiandogli in modo leggero. Qui, nel nostro Castello puniamo gli impudenti con la nostra frusta smorfiosa.

Saluti,
Il Boquisucio
 
I wasn't allowed to post any of things I thought of to say. [sulks]
 
If Bachmann or Coulter was shown with hands in that position we would be treated to cries of outrage, calls for apologies for the degrading insult, etc, etc, etc. by the likes of NOW, DiFi, HuffPo.  And they would be serious about it.

I see nothing wrong with a bit of good natured payback.
 
Nice story, except Lincoln's hands don't form those signs.

The knuckles on his left hand are not parallel to each other, nor are the fingertips pressed against the palm as in ASL "A." Rather the fingers are curled in towards the palm. Also the thumb is turned 90 degrees  as compared to the sign. You could argue the point, but you'd have to try very hard.

Alas, his right hand in no way shapes the "L" sign. At all.  If Lincoln's right hand were held up in sign position, all four fingers would form a right angle with the fingertips, pointing at the viewer. Three should be pressed flat against the palm (recall the left-hand fingers weren't pressed flat in that manner either), with  the index finger straight, pointing up. The thumb should be in the same plane, with a nearly 90 degree angle to the index finger. Even a cursory examination of the linked photo shows this not to be the case.

This sounds like yet another cherished myth, like Jefferson's black mistress, or that the USS Arizona is in comission.

 
 CHORTLE