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BoqARABIAN GULF (Nov. 23, 2011) Aviation Ordnanceman Airman Ashley Barnes, from Lewisville, Texas, reports surface contacts while on a .50-caliber machine gun watch on the fantail aboard the Nimitz-class aircraft carrier USS John C. Stennis (CVN 74). John C. Stennis is deployed to the U.S. 5th Fleet area of responsibility conducting maritime security operations and support missions as part of Operation Enduring Freedom and New Dawn. (U.S. Navy photo by Mass Communication Specialist 3rd Class Kenneth Abbate/Released)
I believe that she, too, hates the new stupid uniforms.
JoA finally comes out of the closet and admits he's a weaposexual.
Heh.
Weaposexual... that *is* good, except that it plays to the hoplophobe's "penis extention" theory.
Those silly, confused Hoplophobes. It's more about a deeply seated desire to be penetrated. They just dress it up in a phobe so they can be like all the other cool phobic cats.
One advantage to being a weaposexual is that you can bang your metalic loves in public... as long as it's on a range.
Jim, having married one, I can assure you that's 100% completely true. But also 100% completely worth it.
No, no, no it's: Castle Argghhh! where sexual harrassment will not be tolerated. It will, however, be graded.
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Bill ..... I bet you wouldn't see a Ma Deuce even if there was a quad 50 beside her and the freckles.
From DL Sly, we get, "No, no, no it's: Castle Argghhh! where sexual harassment will not be tolerated. It will, however, be graded.” Dang, we've got an instructor in this crowd! This should be good. Amy suggestions?
Hmmmm, it's been awhile since I put together a lesson plan.....so let's start with the basics:
How To Break The Ice Within a New Group Dynamic
When one finds themselves in a new group, breaking the ice can often be difficult at best. If you find yourself mired in that awkward silence that often defines a newly formed group, look over to the closest person of the opposite sex as yourself -- preferrably someone *much* younger than you (if you get lucky enough to locate the youngest member of the group all the better) -- and ask, "Sooo.....do you 69 or what?" This will not only break the ice, but can also lead to dinner and drinks at a bar nearby.
Class dismissed.
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Yanno, a real man let's a lady go first.
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This harshes the mellow in more than one way, yanno? :-/
Also, telling really corny jokes (waves hand, guilty) tends to reinforce this perception. Alas, I've had a preference for corny jokes since, well, forever. Silly me. I blame Bill. ;)