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You have the right to remain silent...

 ...but apparently not the ability.
On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, he readily agreed.

This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.

Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.

During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.  It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.

Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, and informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.

She explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments.

Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!'

That's when she shot him.

You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut.

Just sayin'


11 Comments

What is the source for the story?  If its real, I want to share it with my colleagues.
 
509th, maybe check The Onion for it, it might be there.

On other matters, some Cannon History

Four Months Late  Birth of Krupp

First Use???

 
Um, the fevered mind of a comedian of some sort.  It ain't true as far as I know.  Just funny.
 
C'mon, Bob.  You're supposed to land FEET down.
 
Remember Tim, message, not messenger!
 
Mike M over at Confederate Yankee had a real-life experience that sort of fits in this category. confederateyankee.mu.nu/archives/318336.php
 
I consider that constructive criticism for someone whose job entails falling a long way.
 
Thanks...

A good laugh is always welcome.

 
No comment on the story. Too funny!
 
 509th Bob: to what does the 509th refer. Would it have anything to do with Radio Research?
 
 509th Bob:
to what does the 509th refer? Could it be Radio Research?