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Caption Contest (Say Bye-Bye Debt Ceiling, Edition)



Is that you up there, Mr. Soros?

Boq

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I really don't like these people.
 
DEAD DUCK...DEAD DUCK!!!
 
"Okay people, it looks like we have the 'snooty nose in air' down pat. Next we'll do the 'haughty look of indignation'.
 
Wow...I can see the unemployment rate from here.
 

Joe!  Fer Gawds sake, put your clothes back on!

Hu do you think you are and can somebody please get the Vice-President down from the chandelier?
 
Well, I'll be - the sky is falling!
 
Holy $hit! We REALLY did drive the debt right through the ceiling!
 
Happy 57th Birthday, Mr. President.
 
 What do we have here? Some would suggest, “Brain surgeons.” I would suggest the result of the work of those very brain surgeons, total lobotomies. Many of these people  are planning on flying home for their vacations. There is just one minor issue, these people they  forgot to fund  are the air traffic controllers the FAA. Just something to think about.  
 
PM Gillard introduces the White House staffers to The Friendly Giant, "Look up, way up ..."

Cheers
 
LOOK OUT.......Here comes the Dow..........
 
"This... Is... Ceiling Cat. Next November, you're all in the litter box..."
 
Soooo... is this how deep in debt we are?
 
I did not laugh, nor grin, nor even smile when I saw that.  This situation we have now is not the least bit funny (yah, spare me from the gallows humor) but EXTREMELY #*%*ING &#@DAMNED SERIOUS BUSINESS!!!!  (Yah, all-caps are OK, I would be screaming this if the housemate weren't trying to get to sleep.)
 
Oh, forgot to read Bill's comment. It was quite soothing, and thank you, Sir!  As I wrote in a comment on another blog, I lurve a mean old tomcat, two-legged and or four-legged.

Like an honest man, that is the noblest Work of God.  Bill, you are the most excellent two-legged tomcat I have ever heard of. I am not so sure about that "honest man" part, considering that Most Excellent business with the flags. Owhell, you have already confessed to the Roma in the woodpile.
 
No, really! Bill wins the caption contest!

They should all, of course, repeat after me:

Teh Ceiling Cat of us, whu has cheezeburgerz, yu be spechul.
    Yu ordered cheezeburgerz.
    Wut yu want, yu gets, srsly.
    In ceiling and on teh flor.
Giv us dis day our dalee cheezeburger.
    And furgive us for makin you a cookie, but eateding it.
    And we furgiv kittehs who be steelin our bukkits.
An do not let us leed into da showa, but deliver us from teh wawter.
    Ceiling Cat pwns all, He pwns teh ceiling and teh floor and walls too.
Forevur and evuhr, Amen.

The above is the canonical version of The Lord's Prayer, in Kitteh Pidgin. I would feel comfortable reciting it in church, as I really believe that Ceiling Cat pwns all. I am not referring to a cat, but to the Deity, for which Ceiling Cat is just another name.
 
Akshally, I think it would be fun to conduct the entire service here in Kitteh Pidgin.


For instance, here is John 3:16 in Kitteh Pidgin:

So liek teh Ceiling Kitteh lieks teh ppl lots and he sez "Oh hai I gives u me only kitteh and ifs u beleeves him u wont evr diez no moar, kthxbai!"
 
 Then with a sinister laugh Basement Cat sez, "And, the litter box be mine!"
 
"Eleven pencils in a row I've stuck! Beat THAT Mr. Bush!"