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Extreme Weather

From: [redacted]@mac.com
To: [redacted@gmail.com>
Date: Thu, Jul 21, 2011 at 8:35 PM
Subject: Extreme Weather Alert


The National Weather Service says the temperature is forecast to reach extremely high levels today, with uncomfortably high humidity, and everyone should check on the elderly and senile.

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Are you OK???

I will *hurt* the next person who sends me that one...

14 Comments

Are You OK????
 
Marvin, the heat has gotten to Bill, he's talking and even arguing with himself. As he does, he's even losing the arguments.   
 
Actually, there is a point there.  Since I turned 50, a long while ago, I've noticed that my body's temperature regulation has just gone to hell, and I can't take walking around when it's 95F and 95% humidity. Maybe I'm just not getting enough iodine.
 
Heh. That's why we invented beer, Jtg...
 
Mmmmmmmmmm, bbeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
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Bill, this is what happens when you get old and grumpy. You reject your friends' loving gestures of genuine concern.

You should be ashamed of yourself.
 
My shame got shot off in Vietnam...
 
And yet you still lay claim to *needing* a 27" zipper....
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The zipper is in *front*...
 
Which, theoretically, should have no bearing on those who truly *need* one.  Unless, of course, theory is all you're working with in the first place.
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Still on the meds, huh?
 
If by *meds* you mean the legal moonshine the local liquor store carries now, sure, let's go with tha.  Afterall, it's five o'clock *somewhere*....in fact, it's five o'clock where MaryAnn is!  Works for me.
*toodles off to the freezer*
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I've got your weather "Right Here";
http://www.komonews.com/weather/blogs/scott/125742443.html?blog=y

Summer in the pacific Northwet!
Cheers!
ChrisP

 
Whew.  I am so glad Bill checked in.  I was gettin' ready to send a search party for him...