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Picture Of The Day - USAF Land Navigation

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Senior Airman Charlene Plante, 22nd Training Squadron, Survival Evasion Resistance Escape specialist, teaches her students triangulation March 13, 2011 in Colville National Forest, Wash., The purpose of this block of training is to teach students how to pinpoint their location using a map, compass and sticks. (U.S. Air Force Photo/Tech. Sgt. JT May III)

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???  I thought USAF Land Survival School was closer to Fairchild in Spokane?

Guess I have been OOTL too long.
 
Okay, I'll bite. What's with the Jolly Roger on her left sleeve, I had the impression that was a SEAL thing?  Secondly, what in the wide world of sports is that tab on her right sleeve, "PlanteFit"? Interesting that the patch below the tab was censored out.

Also an interesting place for a pen holder pocket, right at the end of her left sleeve. Is that a new multicam poopie suit or something?
 
They get maps? Dude. That's cheatin'. When I did land nav at NTA Okinawa, all we got was a compass and a slip of paper with a direction bearing and distance. IF you found the camo painted ammo can you were looking for, you got the next direction bearing and distance.

This was in jungle.
 
Proud SERE School graduate here, a 1982, Winter class (but lucked out and got the first Winter session, was actually in October, didn't freeze my ass too bad). The School changed my life SERIOUSLY.

Mark, SERE school IS at Fairchild, but the backcountry experience is taught up near Chewelah, WA, about 100 klics North on US 395.

BTW, the Army has Natick Labs, the REAL USAF has the instructor cadre at SERE to tell them what works out in the bush and what doesn't work. When I went, the outfit was commanded by a chopper pilot with MULTIPLE Silver and Bronze stars, and he was STILL flying on 19 different waivers, including having one leg shorter by over 2" (Hanoi Hilton torture).


 
John B, SERE has ALWAYS had a cadre of gung-ho kids on staff instructing. My class Instructor was an E-3 Airman, 20 years old, and for shits and grins he went up there on his time off and hunted elk with SPEARS! On my first night in the woods, he and I stayed up all night and, by firelight, wove a gill-net out of para-cord innards (120# nylon twist, basically). That was my project (and I was the Group jerky-smoker, and had to stay up anyway). We netted beaucoup trout in the stream, and the group ate like KINGS!
 
It's been a while since I was there, and I remember them bussing us from Fairchild to the back country, but didn't remember it being quite that far.  Of course, I went there right after graduating from BUFF school at Castle, and after flying 10 hour missions on a regular basis, a two hour bus ride MIGHT have seemed short.  This was in the mid 70s.
 
Last time I was there was in the summer of 1997 for Woodland Cougar.  We had to suspend our hunt for downed pilots twice, once due to armed bank robbers in the area and the other was to medevac a Marine who fell out of a helicopter. 

Beautiful country and my platoon had a blast hunting downed pilots.
 
I went around 1980 in June.  There weren't too many "girls" in the class, so for the evasion part they teamed me with a former Special Forces sargeant.  Handicapped him and helped me.  The survival training was kind of fun- I discovered that strawberry leaves made good tea (it was too soon for strawberries), and boiled fiddle head ferns taste better than English peas. Luckily I am a really sound sleeper so I discovered that I could sleep comfortably in a aparachute tent in the underbrush or even in a small cube.
Our unit's best SERE story came from one of my fellow Aerial Reconnaissance Weather Officers. First run at the course his survival group caught and ate a porcupine.  He volunteered to eat the liver (he ate cows liver, after all).  After they medevaced him out for Vitamin A poisoning he had to finish in the next class when he got of the hospital.  He always carried suggestive magazines in with his pro gear on flights, so we weren't surprised to learn that he had plastered hi "prison" cube with centerfold pinups.  Then he actually engineered a prison camp revolt that real MPs had to come break up.
It seems like more fun from the distance of three decades, but I remember telling myself at the time (and meaning it) that if I had to do it again I should think about resigning my commission in spite of the fact I loved my job.
 
For Trent:

What did you use?  5.56 NATO?  Or did they make you use handguns?
 
Bwaaahahahahaaaaaa!

Went through USAFA SERE when I was 19. Have the distinction of having my ass kicked by a Medal of Honor winner in "prison camp" (he bounced me off a chain link fence several times, at least that's what it felt like, since I had a bag over my head).  

Land nav? Not a problem--yes, Virginia, they give you maps before you go strap into the jet. And, yes, you can learn to read a map, use a compass, etc., in about 10 minutes, assuming you're not an aviator. If you're an aviator, if you can't read a map/E&E your way out of the bush, you deserve to be eaten by wolves (but I'm a heartless bastard, but I digress...). Anyway, the trick is knowing how to walk in a straight line, or focus on a distant objective without wandering off-track (too much). Hint: pay attention. In the dark, it's harder. Hint: pay closer attention and be patient.

As for the subject in the photo...nice blue eyes. But I went through the Academy when they didn't have girls so I tend to focus on stuff like that...another reason I'm glad I'm out (too feral).
 
Hey, Attila:

Didn't you understand the secret to keeping those "guards" in the camp from wanting to get too close?  Nah, I don't mean beans and cabbage.  Just put a couple of cloves of garlic in your jacket - a small hole in the bottom of one of the lower pockets makes that fairly easy and they won't find it during the search.  Then snarf one down just before they take you for interrogation.  They pop in real close at first.  But if you exhale gently - don't need to spit on them or blow at them or anything like that - they back off fairly quickly, and don't seem to want to get back in your face...

Sometimes it pays to be an A-hole.
 
Mountain/desert at Stead AFB in Reno '62-64.
They took the Mercury 7 out in the desert in a wooden capsule and a coupla days later old John Glenn was struttin' down the main drag looking for the O Club. Sunburnt to hell and thirsty. Hell of a man.
An yeah, porkies are not your first dinner choice. Grubs 'n bugs mo betta.
 
Palmetto roots taste like celery and grubs taste like you think they'd taste.

Thirty-six hours in the Okeefenokee. Eight of them sitting in a gum tree with a wild hog glaring up at me, thinking evil thoughts about what he'd do to me for flicking lit matches at him from my perch...
 
2nd MarDiv had a "prison camp" for training us up in "POW survival".

The entire motivation of which seemed to be "Dude. This is why you don't want to be taken alive." It was a seriously miserable experience.
 
The POW part is why I wouldn't go back.  I could eat the bugs and ants and tiny fish, but other than falling asleep in the little box with the loud music and crying babies (that part was okay),  I cried like a girl for much of the rest of it.  At least I couldn't answer any questions while sobbing and hiccupping.
 
"Resection".

Cheers
 
Looks like she's pointing out a location on Cusick creek, in the Colville National Forest.  I spent a good bit of time up there in 2003, working with the SERE schoolhouse on some new techniques.  That is a beautiful area, and lots of nice terrain to get lost in.

Gromit
 
...All I know is that Airman Plante is -in her own way- far sexier than the barbie dolls I see on Hollywood Boulevard, or in D.C.

Just as quantity has a quality all of it's own, so does competence.


 

 Got to go in '79 to the Navy's version up in Maine.  We didn't get an invite or orders, either.  My crew went into the ASW ops center for what we thought was a typical brief prior to a 12-hour mission. Instead, the lights came on and in walked some Navy guys in cammo and told us our plane had crashed, and to go outside and get into the waiting truck.

 About 5 hours later we arrived for 4-day's of fun in Maine's autumnal foliage.

 The training was very straight-forward, earnestly taught, and well remembered. I took away a sense that I could survive under about any conditions, and that I did NOT intend to be taken prisoner. At least, a live prisoner.

  Comparing notes over the years with other graduates, it was surprising how many Navy guys also had made a similar decision.

  V/R
 
Here-Here, Casey.
 
I tell Airman Pante anything she wants to know.
 
But just like Goldfinger - she doesn't expect you to talk, Fishmugger.  She expects you to die!

Although she is NOT part of the POW experience if she's up at Colville National Forest.