So, in one sense, the timing of this announcement is totally appropriate:
Happy Birthday, Jtg!
*grin*
Let the appropriate presents descend -- ummmmm -- appropriately!
Now, as I was saying about Otto Lilienthal's glider experiments...

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*Will not not make wisecrack about stuff descending...*
Appropriately Timed Birthday Greetings, JTG!
That last one was innocent. I swear! And I wished JTG a happy birthday, too!
They always fall.
Cheers
For starters, mini vegetable tamales with picante sace.
Steak and Chicken Fajitas with yellow, red and orange peppers
shredded iceburg lettuce salad with chopped tomatoes and ranch dressing
Ice cream to go with the cake, and Bill is in charge of the bar.
Many happy returns!
Why on earth would you put Bill in charge of the bar? There won't be anything left for anyone else once he gets done sampling to make sure nothing ha been poisoned...
Besides, I can see Bill zapping drunk drivers in his Law Enforcement Cobra.