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Good Ol' Number 500

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Opened up MT and was greeted with
Bill

* Your last entry was 1 day ago in Argghhh! The Home Of Two Of Jonah's Military Guys...
* You've written 499 entries with 7,874 comments.


Which makes this post #500. And since I figgered it should be about something worthwhile, sure enough, something worthwhile popped up while I was wondering what would be worthwhile, cuz there's nothin' more worthwhile than shillin' for those who Do Things For The Troops, particularly if they're friends. Now, if you want to go along for the ride, it starts at Castle Frequent Commenter -- and MilBlogger in her own right -- Mizz Susan Katz Keating's place, with the announcement that ThinkGeek has picked Cooking with the Troops (starring Laughing Wolf and Concrete Bob) as one of its three candidates for Charity of the Month. Which links, naturally enough, with ThinkGeek's contest announcement.

Of course, if you just want me to cut to the chase, go here and vote for Cooking with the Troops. Voting's real simple -- pop your e-addy into the required slot (for preventing ballot-stuffing), click the dot to the left of Cooking with the Troops, scroll to the bottom, leave a comment if you feel moved to do so (they *will* notify me of any gratuitous "The auld phart helicopter pilot at the Castle sent me" snarkery) and click the "Submit" button.

So, why are you still here?

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OK...I voted...now what am I supposed to cook? Do I bring a covered dish or should I start making the gravy for baked ziti?
 
 Why, thank you Bill! 

*curtsies*

I surely appreciate you using Post 500 to shill for Cooking wit'da Troops. In the short span of our existence, we have cooked for and fed a way-huge number of wounded troops and their caregivers; have helped shepherd interested troopies into post-mil culinary careers; and arranged for a Food Network chef to visit one of our friends who lost his limbs but not his interest in cooking  - and other good stuff. 

Thanks for voting, Fishmugger! We'd love to have that ziti. Shoot one of us an email, and we will rope you into helping at the next event. 
 
If you're feeling adventurous, FM, ask Mizz Susan for her lasagna recipe -- it's da bomb.
 
 I didn't say you sent me. In fact I said that you didn't. But I did vote teh way you told me to. Hopefully, this does not count as gratuitous snarkishness. I would never attempt to do something gratuitously. Except when I do.
 
Thank you, Sir. [In my most authoritative voice] "Bartender, a round on me."
 
While Bob is chasing circles with the bartender[ess]... 

*reaching to the top of the fridge*

Why, yes. There is some J.D. left.... Gents, raise your glasses to Bill, and Fishie, and Quartermaster, for helping with this awesome project.

Bob.

Bob!  
We're doing the toast, now....

Pssst... Bill... the lasagne recipe... verrrry dangerous.


 
I even hit them with my ALTERNATE e-mail address as well.  Cheaters ALWAYS win!
 
Cute, Missy...very cute.
   
Of course, she's very cute, Bob. Maggie told us you only chase the very cute bartender(ess)s.

And if you start earlier, you might even catch one.

Then your problem will be trying to remember why you were chasing her in the first place...
 
 Wait. Who's Missy? That's not the girl from the Irish pub, is it? 

*taps foot*

*eyeroll*

She was NOT a bartender.

*shakes head... mutters to self*
 
She was a bartenderess?

Was she the one who sang "Blue Moon" when she saw Maggie?
 
Does this mean that UnkaBill should have his oil and filter changed?  And while at it, someone please tighten his belts.  They skweak when wet.
 
 *sigh*

Not a bartenderess. But she was definitely slinging some firewater. As I recall, the minute she saw Bob, she started yodling some Willie Nelson song... 
 
As long as she doesn't yoedle *er* belt THIS Kelly Family Classic, we'll be fine.
Ain't gonna P-P my Bed Tonight!!!
 
I clicked on the clink, and it took me directly to MiniCapt's inbox.

I have no idea what that means, but as long as I don't hear yodeling, I figure we're safe....
 
Eeeek - THERE, I fixed it.
 
You know, I find that... remarkably comforting. Proof that there are people out there who are significantly less disturbed than my bestest buds...

*ducks*

*runs*
 
SKK, I love the idea of CWT. When we lived in Germany we often hosted single troops because my father knew what it was like to be abroad and alone. Things like CWT are a touch of home that strikes a cord. Maybe not with everyone, but it sure oughta.

If I get the Gift cert, I'll donate it to CWT.
 
Hey...if I come down and help cook, do I get my own bartenderess? And can she make a good rum drink?

Just setting priorities.

*pivots and walks away smiling with visions in his head*
 

Susan - I've heard the lasagna is to die for!  But we might not want Bob and LW serving it to the troops.  ;-)

And, I didn't tell them that the 'auld phart helicopter pilot' sent me ... Sugar Buttons.

*ducking and running*

 

Long time reader, first time poster.  Started off as Marine infantry, rejoined to try my hand working on them there fancy new computers for 2 more years.  Discharged from The Corps only to join the Army Nat'l Guard as a Stinger Missile gunner.  Had an opportunity to move with the unti, but stayed put as a 96B..... now a 35F.  Retired 2 years ago.  Would have loved to stay, but the body has other ideas.

Went and voted.  Cooking With the Troops sounds likea great idea, even gave credit for sending me there to the appropriate source.  heh. 

Keep up the good work on here.  This is one of the few things that I make sure to read every day.

Semper Fi, brothers and sisters.

 
Why, thank you again, Bill! This calls for yet another curtsy!

*curtsies*

Q'master, thank you for the vote - and for the promise. *High five* to you! Keep talking, and we'll rope you in to help along with Mr. Mugger.

Speaking of which... Fishie, I'm not sure about making the rum drink. I'm sure you've heard that old phrase, you can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think - and that might also apply to rum, even when you stuff its head in the watering trough. I guess it's one of those things where you just have to wait and see!  Oh... wait... you wanted a bartender... Um.... ask Bob. He's in charge of that department.

Barb, the lasagna really will blow you away.  But, yeah... maybe we should hold off on serving it!
 : D

Volstaff - thank you for voting, and for your service to our country.
 
Hey, I voted twice!  Don't I get no thanks?
}:-]
 
What...?! The lasagna didn't arrive?

*grumble*

Bill... you were s'posed to airdrop it atop Mark's place!

*Thank you Mark!*

*Thank you Mark!*

See? I thanked you twice! But Bill really was s'posed to airdrop your gift... it's his fault... blame him! Yeah....
 
The Hazmat team wouldn't allow the lasagna inside the airfield perimeter...
 
You declared it as cargo? I thought we talked about that... 
 
I didn't get the chance to declare it as anything -- it ate its way through the transport box, growled at the gate guard, and then started counting down from ten...
 
Ah... so you didn't have the chance to place it inside the Kevlar casing, then...
 
It ate through that to get to the transport box...
 
Yeah, I forgot to mention that part about the Kevlar...  once the lasagna smells jet fuel, it goes into a feeding frenzy, and eats the Kevlar first instead of last, and it throws off your timing. Sorry about that... 
 
And you wanted me to put it in a *helicopter*.

A helicopter full of *jet fuel*...
 
Yeah, but... if anyone can do it, it's you, and...

*hangs head*

I guess I... just... wasn't  thinking.....
 
Volstaff- Marine infantry to 35F? That's quite a career. I bet it made you a better Foxtrot, though...
 
Happy 500th post, Bill.  I'm sure John will demand the next 500 asap ;-)
 
Just testing the waters after such a long hiatus.

#1 is done come May 2011. 4 tours Iraq, 1 tour in the deep south Afgan. Mr. Donovan, you and your site helped me navigate the true and ugly of the overall bad of the last decade minus a year. Truth be told my posting some nights was fueled by good scotch and bad judgment....(heh)..banned and deserving I'm sure back  around "06". I just want to tip my hat to you and to yours  for all that you have done for this greatest Nation. There is still so much to do and #2, #3 and possible #4 think the military is not a bad way to go....God help me...

Respectfully,

Richard
 
I guess I... just... wasn't thinking.....

Welllll, forest/trees, and all that, I guess. No harm done, and Louie Rivotuso lured it back into the pan with some dried oregano.

BCR does seminars on properly training your lab and kitchen experiments before releasing them. They're quite popular in the Seattle restaurant district...

 
Richard - thank you, sir.  You're welcome.
 
Louie was there? I thought he was doing a job over in... oh, never mind. So it sounds as if you can slap on the lasagna pod, and you're good to go. Matis might want to hit the basement for a couple hours. Just sayin'...

I'm not allowed in the Seattle restaurant district anymore. See, I was out that way for C.J.'s U-Dub recruiting trip, and... well... I went to U-Cal, and... it's a long story. But I reckon BCR will know what I'm gettin' at...

 
Hey, I'm grillin' Koran!  No basement for me.  And besides, this is Florida.  We ain't got no steeenkin' basements!
 
No basement? Uh-oh....  Ummm...  you can quickly recognize the sound of rotors, right? 
 
Geez, guys, I'm still plotting out the aerial weaponry drop delivery safety fan -- gimme a few, willya?
 
Of course!  We gots 'em all the time around here.  Either from the rotary wing training school noobs trying to figger out where's the airport, or Law Enforcement choppers doin' their thang, or the Media choppers or...

But I'm sure the smoke from the Koran will protect me from harm.
 
Tally smoke marker on the target -- rolling in hot...
 
Now Bill, I KNOW you were taught to avoid targeting religious activities "over there".  Surely you wouldn't disobey orders when there is a Koran involved???
 
Hmmmmm. I don't think I ever told the TINS about the time Mistah Charles set up an RPD in the tower of a pagoda and tried to ambush Tiger Surprise.

The punchline of the story was "Ooops..."

No worries, Mark, I'm not gonna--

--ooops...
 
Bill... did you have to link that pic now? When I am s'posed to be focused on the...

*clunk*

#&%$...

I hate it when I walk into the wall like that.... 
 
 Bell 47s and Hillers use Avgas. Much safer with the Lasagna.

SKK - if I had the ability to get there, I'd be glad to help with CWT. Me likes the troops. We really liked having them at our home in Germany and always welcomed them. It was also a lot of fun riding twosies on a bike with my "big brother" on teh back pedaling, and me up front steering. Did that from Flak Kaserne to Pattonvile once, and numerous times between Ludendorf, near Kornwesheim, and Pattonville.

Pattonville is now low income housing. I felt vindicated to see the Germans agree with me.
 
The Bell 47 (OH-13) and Hiller 360 (OH-23) do, indeed, use avgas -- or even mogas, in a pinch.

Except when they use jet fuel.
 
Bill... did you have to link that pic now?

What, you were expecting me to link this one, maybe?

 
You sure know how to taunt a girl.... 
 
... and I shouldn't distill the fermented lasagna, then, on those two avgas-hogs? Okay.

As for CWT...  Q'master, consider yourself roped in!