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Your Sunday Sermon

There was a guy in a bar about as drunk as it's possible to get.

Two men noticed his condition and decided to be Good Samaritans and take him home.

First, they stood him up to get to his wallet so they could find out where he lived, but he kept falling down.

He fell down eight more times on the way to the car, each time with a real thud.

After they drove him to his house, he fell down another four times while they were getting him to the door.

His wife answered their knocking, and one guy said, "We brought your husband home."

The wife asked, "Where's his wheelchair?"

Heh. Tip of the dented steel pot to Don P...


Everyone ready for a bad pun?  Here goes.... That joke was lame.....  okay, so it was bad, but it was clean....

That is perzackly what I said to the Engineer before I read the joke and your comment to him.
So much for chairity. *ducks and covers*