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Payback

Scene: a husband and wife sitting at home, drinking a couple of cold ones on the porch.

She: "I love you."

He: "Is that you or the beer talking?"

She: "It's me -- talking to the beer."

Heh. Hat tip to Taz.

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Mmmmmm......beeeeerrrr.
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Well I love wimmins .... I think everyone should own one.
 
[moving chair far enough away from Jim to be outside the blast radius]
 
(moving chair behind John to make sure Maggie doesn't lob something off BB-62.)
 
Hiding in my blast-shadow, eh, FM?
 
It's okay guys feminist chicks dig me.
 
I may be silly, but I ain't stupid.
 
It's okay guys feminist chicks dig me a grave.  Well, actually, I guess you really dig it yourself, they just push you into it.
 
Don't be so hard on Jim B, y'all. Dif'rent strokes, you know... he may find a taker! This nice young lady asked me yesterday if she could check out all y'all's butts. I wonder... I wonder....
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=98480460951&set=t.505446479&theater
 
What the everlivin hell, SKK!  That's a terrible thing to show someone without a warning!
 
But... but... It was for Jim B! I was only trying to be helpful! I thought they might... you know... get along! And seriously. She *did* ask to see yer butts, and Bill, Bob, and Jimbo declined, so....  *shrug*
 
What do you mean they declined?  Most in here make A**'s of themselves .... regularly!
 
Now you're just projecting, Jim.
 
Well I didn't want to hog all the credit .... Jim B saunters over to the bar for a Scoresby. I want you to know I did hold back.  What I didn't say was I looked at the photo on the link, and thought .. wow that would take a gallon of Scoresby and a bag. Net result ... corporal work of mercy.
By the way MikeD ...... :)  yours is uglier.
 
Good gracious what was that?  No wonder I've gone gay.
 
And Argent once again sends my coffee spraying out over the keyboard....  *now, where is that hair dryer....*
 
Except our man Argent wasn't joking...
 
And the silence came up like thunder. There is a shuffling noise in the room, and a reorganization.

Now there are two small groups John in charge of the get away from JimB group cause they don't want to get any on them.

Second group is the get away from Argent group ... also not wanting to get any on them

Spectator area with SKK watching.
 
Man, talk about ruining a perfectly good post about beer.
pheh
 
Except you don't need to stay away from Argent - it's *SKK* you need to stay away from.  Not only did she provide that frightful picture, she provided all the sprayed coffee...  clearly, SKK is the problem.

Well, and you.
 
Suzan, that link you put up is invisible without providing a Facebook log-in.  I of course absolutely refuse to have anything whatsoever to do with  Facebook, being still stuck in "97 when blogs were the latest dumb thing.

I gather from the comments that fugly is just fugly, regardless of one's sex or sexual orientation. It does suck more to be fugly if one is female; ugly guys can still get laid by demonstrating their annoying Alpha-Maleness. (Why or how my Mom resisted the advances of all those fighter pilots and married my Dad, I reckon I'll never know. I do know that she was a very prudent and forethoughtful woman.)
 
 I bet Bill is sitting back in teh recliner with his lap top enjoying the entertaining conflict he stirred up. It helps to have the cooperation he gets, however.
 
Bill is the type of Alpha-Male which attracts other men to follow him, and lotsa wimminz to contrive to trip him and fall under him. Unfortunately  for promiiscuous wimminz, Bill is a serious Roman and takes his marriage vows seriously.  I think.
 
JTG, the "Facebook issue" is easily dealt with. Just set up a basic account, only "friend" people you already know (like our host) and ignore everything else. Don't put up anything more personal than vacation photos, if that. Worked for me. :)

Actually, I got my latest job via Facebook by way of a "friend" and former co-worker. I dropped her a line right when she was looking for help. Lucky me! So excuse me if I'm a touch in favor of the process. :)

I'll also add that a buddy (and another former co-worker) around the same age as yours truly & The Armorer got in touch with his kids last year by way of Facebook. The social networking functions are pretty cool, if you find that useful, as my friend did.

BTW, the lady acquaintance I referenced above will be out the next five weeks because she needs to have a tendon in her shoulder de-attached, then surgically re-attached (darn thing had calcified, if I understand correctly), so maybe ask the Big Guy to go easy on her for a bit, ya know? ;)

 
I bet Bill is sitting back in teh recliner with his lap top enjoying the entertaining conflict

No, Bill was in teh garage with teh power tools, extending the loft storage area and taking note of the tools -- and sundry other items -- various contractors purloined during my absence, and up on teh roof replacing storm-lost shingles.

Then Bill and two off-duty cops sat on teh porch in teh dark and drank what was left of the case of beer in the garage fridge.
 
"I of course absolutely refuse to have anything whatsoever to do with Facebook..."

On this one, I agree with you 1000%, JTG.  If it means that I miss the occasional pic such as above, so be it.  Facebook, for what it was, started out like every other internet tool -- good intentions and all that rot -- but now it is big enough to attract the attention of hackers from every corner of the globe and nanny staters from Xerxes minions.  Not just "No", but "F#ck No!"


And Mr.  DeBille, I tried to keep them on the beer theme, but would they listen to me??
Nnnooooooo!
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You're working? In the garage? What on earth is the world coming to?

You also spelled "the" correctly 4 times. What's yer excuse?
 
Yeah, I forgot about that Facebook login business. Sorry about that. Fear not... I'll have fresh pics of Medea for all to drool atop. I won't see her til tomorrow, though, at the Bradley Manning Fun Fest. Y'all might want to get started, first, on that beer, though. Or J.D. Or this might actually call for Everclear... 
 
You also spelled "the" correctly 4 times.

You spelled it corredtly twice -- I was merely maintaining the ratio.

I'll have fresh pics of Medea for all to drool atop.

Start without me.

I'll be in the yard all weekend...

 
Jim B, the good thing about the Internet is that you can't really, physically, get any on you.

This is also the bad thing about the Internet, in that as much as you are anonymous,  you can be just as rude and provocative as hell without IRL retaliation.

I long ago informed The Armorer of my True Name, and more lately my actual physical address. I think this acts to forestall me from excesses, at least when there is too much blood in my alcohol stream.

(I mind the story of the CEO of Avro-Canada, a Mr. Dobson, I believe, right after the CF-105 cancellation. It seems he stayed up very late that night, pacing along with a bottle, and about 0300, and 7/8ths into the bottle, he called up Prime Minister Diefenbaker at home and told him *exactly* what he thought of him.  I imagine Dobby felt better, for a little while.)

P.s. I am usually careful not to have internetual relations with people who live nearby, mostly because IHTFP and all who voluntarily live here. I was shocked, I tell you, shocked, to find that Marine6 lives nearby. Dang! That's somebody else I'll have to remember not to be rude at! :-^
 
 I have truly found paradise? You love FLA that much?

In the yard all weekend, Bill? Don't you know you're retired?
 
Qm, some people build model airplanes, read books, go shooting, and fly fixed-wing aircraft at every opportunity. and  commune with their kittehs.  Some other people grow lawns, drink with Joisy badgifers on their porches, fly hellafloppers, and keep dawgs.

I will admit that the instant example of the latter sort of person has done many, many more good and cool things than I have done. Still, I do wonder, though. Surely it must be possible to do good and cool things without having such bad tastes and associating with such low-life folks?

I will stop for a while, as I believe that my ABC (alcohol blood content) is getting a bit low.
 
Whoah, hold on there,JTG! What's wrong with building model airplanes!?

 
And I'm not growing a lawn. Grass grows all by itself.

"Yardwork" means getting the propitty to the rear of the house looking more like "shade garden with koi pond, stream, and waterfall" and less like "hell's half-acre"...
 
 Well, Bill, that's what you get when you seek recreational opportunities in the various Desert Paradises in the world. Next thing we'll be hearing how you went off to Brazil seeking more recreational opportunites then hear you whine about the yard work and tools purloined by contractors in your absence after you return.

All kidding aside, was your Wife's attempt at the establishment of a no kill shelter in your garage a success?

My dyslexic keyboard actually spelled "the" correctly every time this outing. No excuses for same.
 
Casey, building model airplanes and flying them is cool and wonderful. Please read again what I wrote above.

Helicopters, and those who fly them, are just strange, though often welcome and helpful.