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The Pentagon Can!

Priceless.

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OMG!  Too true!
The only part I had problem with it is the last, about rings of hell.  I worked in basement of Pentagon.  Down with the Xfiles, rat farm, and wires from the 50's that no tech was sure went anywhere.  But that was in the 90's.  I'm sure its much better now.
What level of hell was I in?
 
Clintonian, I do believe.  Unless it was EARLY 90s, in case it was ShrubOneian.

Of course, that all depends on what the meaning of the word "is" is.
 
That. is. priceless.
 
 You, sir, are a cruel man. With a pic like that I had to watch. Just before bed. Now I'll see LTC Homer in my dreams.
 
I believe that's Lt. Col. Krusty, QM.
 
Heh!  Krusty the Clown as a LTC. Must've had a General Officer as a sponsor.
 
[impeccable Walter-Koenig-as-Pavel-Chekov accent]: "Werry nice. But Hroshians inwented gulag *first*..."
 
For MAJ Mike:
Obviously one of the Perfumed Princes.  Maybe Colin Powell?
 
Colin Powell?  Naaah.  Probably sucked up to Wesley Clark, the true Prince of Darkness.  LOL
 
Heh!  Wes Clark would be a fine example.  Georgie Patton wouldn't make it past CPT in today's Army.
 
 ROFL!
Somehow I don't beleive it's exactly what the Perfumed Princes would
have in mind for a theme song. Wonder if that URL has been blocked
from Pentagon servers yet?
 
OMG!  THat was hysterical.
 
 Krusty? Who is Krusty? Looks like Homer to me.
 
For Quartermaster:
Krunchy the Klown was the erstwhile employer of Sideshow Bob, who schemed to exterminate the Bartster.  Note the hair extending laterally.  And note that WAS NOT a feature for The Homer.  Only Krispy had hair like that.