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Caption Contest - Gammy & The Pig Edition



Capt to Nanna: 
"No M'aam, Ball I said BALL - It's fed with M80 Ball"!

Boq

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"And you'll give me *live* ammo for my cruise to Somalia, right?"
 
This M60 is MINE now! I keep it.  And stay the hell off my lawn!
 
You boys over there,  just simmer down!!
 
 Where's the bayonet? I need a bayonet!

Cheers
 
Heinrichs: http://skippyslist.com/list/  , #101
 

AMMO UP!
 

 
Ah, that's not the real Skippy's List. Unless he's decided to kill his site, and some domain pirate has grabbed it.
 
I coulda used one of these to keep that damn Tuttle away when he rode into Corsica with Charlemagne!
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 This will keep those young whipper-snappers
out of my petunias!!
 
"I SAID I'M A SENIOR CITIZEN!  GIMME MY DAMN DISCOUNT!!"
 
 “WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY SOCIAL SECURITY? 

Before I was in my teens there was an old woman who lived about 2 blocks away. She was the mother of the Assistant Commandant of the Marine Corps. I met the Assistant Commandant after she retired. She was one of those types, they would keep a picture like that as a poster with the following caption, “WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT WHAT YOU WERE GOING TO DO WITH MY PENSION/TRICARE?"  Actually, this was something she would laugh with everybody, not to be taken seriously.
 
 
"I humped one just like this back in the 'Nam.   I lost some muscle mass after the 'Operation.'"