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Caption Contest - Presidential Offensive Tackle Edition

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Boq

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O:   "Make this block, and I could get 5 more yards."
 
CONGA CONGA CONGA!!!
 
"Hide me from the bad man!"
 
"Aww, sh!t, there's Michelle!  Tonight's supposed to be 'Date Night'.....don't let her see me while I go back out this way."
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Ya know, the best fantastical scenarios I can think of still can't compare with trying to figure out a realistic reason for that picture...

Still, in the interests of the attempt:
O: "The chant goes, 'Alpha!  Omega!  Alpha!  Omega!'  Then you stop and tell me how I inspire you, got it?  If you do real well, maybe you can even join my fanclub."

"Ha!  Gets 'em every time."
 

Boehner, meet my bodyguard.

(points if you get the reference)

 

K, just like I planned it.

You get Michele in a Heimlich at the salad bar while I make an end around move to the soft serve ice cream at the dessert counter.

Remember to call it Food Safety or National School Nutrition training or some such BS like that to distract her as I grab the Oreo crumblies....

On, two!
 
THE WON: "Now this will hurt only a little bit.  Just relax and enjoy it.  I know I will."
 
When I press this button he punches and with this other one he kicks! Best 3 kings day gift ever :D Life size action figures are so gonna be in this year...cause i have one!

-L to da T- The one in rediscovery.
 
Jim B saunters in ..... glances at the photo .... saunters out shaking head.