Heh. Doing that was surprisingly more labor-intensive than I expected. Wrapping long strings of Christmas lights around a rather heavy cannon tube is more work than I anticipated... C'mon, how many of you ever expected to read something like "Wrapping long strings of Christmas lights around a rather heavy cannon tube is more work than I anticipated... "
Well, okay, I suppose it was essentially inevitable around here, wasn't it?



Have you NOT trained them properly?
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Please publish additional photos from different angles.
No peeing Santa standing on top, "bringin' da rain" down on our enemies???
For shame, John. ;-)
Very pretty but I'd say you flunked camo class.
I thought it would be more like this, “Peace on Earth or Else!!”
Geez, JTG - ya don't think I took it out of service, d'you? Good lord, zombies don't respect Christmas. I can still sweep the approaches to the Castle, no worries.
All the while using the "Light Artillery" to spread "Festive Death."
Even if, in the end, that's a bit creepy for Christmas, after all...
Careful what you wish for, thogh, Skip. Sometimes, when I'm just going through the motions, I'll do something like put up something that looks like a cannonball but is, in fact, the ball bearing from the race ring of an Iraqi T-55 that was blown to crap in the Gulf during Bitch Slap 1.
One could always TEMPORARILY attach one end of a string of lights to one cat's tail with a tie-wrap, and then set a trained squirrel loose about the armaments...
Carefully detach the lights from the tail when all is said and done, of course. Even if said tail is connected to the cat who worfed the hairball that...
Not that I would have any personal knowledge of such. That's just the 'word on the street'.
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