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*Whew!*

That deep sigh of relief was from me -- I just got my new LOA (Letter of Authorization). An LOA is the gummint version of the hall pass that allows a contractor the privilege of working in a war -- uhhhhhhhhh -- an area that does not meet OSHA requirements.

It also allows me to use the PX and the DFAC, and is supposedly the only thing I'll need to get emergency medical treatment in a military facility. Actually, the LOA is just my backup -- I get faster results flashing my "US Army Retired" ID.

Heh. "The Black Card -- don't leave home without it."

Ennyhoo, I was perusing the new LOA to make sure all the appropriate entries were appropriately entered in the appropriate entry blocks, when I noticed -- something different.

The last paragraph describes your job priority.

My old one said, "This contractor is considered as 'Key Personnel' ..."

My *new* one says, "The contractor is considered as 'Emergency Essential'..."

See ya later, kids -- I have to go practice being insufferably smug...

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...and we'll be able to tell the difference exactly how?
 
 Of use only when remedies are of no value?

Cheers
 
Heh.  Congratulations.
 
I'm sure he's going to add at least another inch or three to his zipper. 
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I suppose this means that he can help evacuate personnel in that WhirlyBird of his when Obama orders the withdrawal.
 
Difference being known only to those who fly aircraft I imagine ;)
 
*critically studying manicure while ignoring yapping hoi-polloi*

Hey, how was that, guys? Did I get the insufferabilitiousiness down right? Huh? Huh?

I practiced by looking at a pic of Obie standing next to Joe Biden...
 
I thought that was a look of annoyance...
 
'Emergency Essential'..."
I think your GA's have *always* considered you essential to an emergency, Chief...
 
Usually my presence is enough to trigger the emergency in the first place...
 
Not to worry you or anything...but being tagged "Essential" in the military meant no leave, no promotion, and no transfers. That wouldn't make me too smug. It would make me Permanent Party Iraq for the duration. We'll still keep the light on for you.
 
Well, to be honest, it just looked like you had gas.  Which, given what you used for your *example* I guess you got the look down just right.
heh
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It's not exactly hard to look insufferably smug standing next to Biden...comes from the fact that you *know* that between a brick wall and Biden, the brick wall would win a battle of the wits hands down.  No matter how clueless you are, Biden will make you look like Sherlock freaking Holmes.

 
The only yapping I've heard around here has been done by the "Sailor Doxie." It's covered in the Union work rulez.
 
Opining that Maggie "yaps" is *not* going to score you major points with her, QM...
 
As I recall, Custer's 7th Cavalry were all considered "emergency essential".  Be careful what you ask for.
 
Bill, since you're aware I was a sailor, and, as you know, my Gravitar is a Dachsund, and, for some strange reason I can't get to Boston Maggie's blog, the assumption that I was "Sailor Doxie" was  reasonable. Although I was suspicious when you used the phrase "incorrigible and delightful" in re. Sailor Doxie. I've been called incorrigible by the Chief TAC at 61st WOC, but never ever delightful.

From what I hear, Boston Maggie is gracious and will forgive a resonable assumption since I was also referring to myself as the yapper.


 
Get your hearing checked.
 
Whadja say?
 
Exactly.
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*checks watch*

It's 1510. Why?