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P(l)aying With Dolls - SWAT Style

By Boquisucio on September 24, 2010 | | Comments (14)
And who said that SWAT Teams couldn't play with dolls.  Warning: Picture herein may be considered NSFW in button-down environments.



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By BillT on September 24, 2010 9:19 AM
I'd assume it was a hostage-rescue scenario, but that doesn't address the question of why "she" just delivered a knee-pop-and-hand-chop to "her" rescuer's primary mammalian sexual characteristics...
 
By Kevin on September 24, 2010 10:54 AM

Wonder what the date is for the photo as it appears that this unit is from the Philippine National Police.   I was in Manila for the Chinese hostage fiasco a couple months ago,  so I'm wondering if this is some very necessary hostage rescue (re)-training.  Geez, that was a fiasco, and I watched it all on live TV!

I cringed throughout the whole sorry episode, wondering just what the hell they were doing.  They flash-banged themselves not once, but TWICE that I saw, threw teargas into the bus, but DOH, didn't have any masks, etc. etc. etc.  Everything that could go wrong did, and was exacerbated by the actions of the officials and the media.  It was Keystone Kops with fatal results.

The 'regular' Police SWAT team (their leadership, or lack of it) really screwed the pooch on that op.  But I saw fellas cammoed like these folks lurking in the background, and then they were never employed. 

It was a typical bureaucratic turf fight that resulted in a bunch of dead Chinese nationals.  The AARs have been nothing but CYA and finger pointing between all the govt bodies.  And... trying to mollify the Chicoms who are attempting to score cheap political points over the bodies of their dead nationals.

 
By DL Sly on September 24, 2010 1:09 PM
"I'd assume it was a hostage-rescue scenario, but that doesn't address the question of why "she" just delivered a knee-pop-and-hand-chop to "her" rescuer's primary mammalian sexual characteristics..."

Maybe because they forgot her pants.
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By BillT on September 24, 2010 1:27 PM
Geez, Sly, they *told* her it was a *commando* exercise...
 
By Saker on September 24, 2010 1:38 PM
Minus 5 points for not rescuing her pants too, guys.
 
By John of Argghhh! on September 24, 2010 1:54 PM
Heh.  Teh Gurls sure are focused on pants.
 
By BillT on September 24, 2010 3:01 PM
The pants threw themselves at the terrorists to distract them while the SWAT team stormed the bus / plane / grass hootch, Saker. Sadly, they perished in the ensuing melee.

*flicks errant tear from corner of left eye*

I can see the epitaph now -- "This pair had a pair"...
 
By John of Argghhh! on September 24, 2010 4:10 PM
Heh.  No sympathy for the cancer victim (bald from chemo, no doubt) who apparently lost a leg?
 
By Saker on September 24, 2010 4:37 PM
Nope, John. My company's CLS/rescue dummy is missing an arm, but she managed to hang onto her pants and most of her hair.

You can't trust those rescue dummies, though. Sometimes they're rigged with IED simulators. Sneaky and well-hidden ones. Not that I know anything about that.
 
By seadog on September 24, 2010 7:55 PM
I spent 6 years in the PI (84-90).  They had a coup every 6 months, whether we wanted one or not.  Typically, it was military branch against military branch.;  They used to have "acoustic warfare".  Aim at each other, than raise rifles to 45 degrees and fire a few volleys.  Looked great on tv, but no actual casualties

I can't tell you the level of ineptness I personally witnessed over the years.  Well.... probably over a few beers.  But, I'll never put it in writing...

 
By Mike47 on September 24, 2010 9:04 PM
Are they taking turns on the (ahmm...) lady?
 
By Grumpy on September 25, 2010 2:03 AM
Let me see if I got this right, this is a SWAT team doing a rescue exercise. Everybody knows, nothing like the exercise. For the half-fast males in this group, the person to be rescued is you. You're on an Afghan Mountain top, humidity is up, temperatures are -10 to Zero degrees F. Your wind speed, about 10-15 MPH constant, with gusts of 20-25MPH.  You've already declared, pants are non-essential, if this is true, I think we have found some residents of the fine small Amish Town of Blue Balls, PA.
 
By BillT on September 25, 2010 4:22 AM
At least two of them are from Bird In Hand...
 
By Grumpy on September 25, 2010 4:13 PM
Any more than that, raises some odd questions. This issue requires *great care in handling*.