WARNING: The audiovisual material contain herein is NOT safe for work. I does contain images of Swedes frolicking in the glen without a stitch of clothes in evidence. Proceed at your own risk.
Now that I have gotten the full attention of 99.999% of all of you, let me proceed.
Yesterday, I bumped into the video clip below:
I immediately sought counsel with Massa John, whom promptly commented on the matter thusly:
On my "magik language skillz", it's true that I can understand a number of languages. And while I can somewhat comprehend written Swedish, I come *er* short on fast spoken narration.
Maybe we should consult Bjørk The Swedish Chef and find out what they were talking about.
Yeah - I get that it was something to do with Shooting and Buns. But I'm still in the dark about the details.
Oh! I know where to go. You see, I once had a Swedish girlfriend. She was a beautiful, tall and forlon redhead from Hillerstorp. I met her while I was living in Europe, back in '89. We bumped into each other in a Portuguese train of all places, while backpacking through the continent. For a while, we managed to keep a good thing going; but alas, once I came back across the Atlantic our distance was just too great. Sigh - She used to give the warmest "cuddles" (as she would say in her soft lilting accenct).
But I differ. If I just stalk her out and see if she has a profile in Facebook, maybe I could reconnect with her and ask her:
- "Hey Katarina, how have you been all these years? I know that it has been almost 18 years since we spoken but say - Could you please tell me what is been said about these two naked men? Massa John here wants to know".
On second thought... Nah. She surely would snap back to me:
- "What kind of kinky creep who's got a case of "The Ghey" have you turned into, Boq"? (She would say in her soft lilting accenct).
Nah, better leave her with fond good memories of us.
... So, since I am at a loss on what's been said in that video, would any one of you please put captions on what's been said?
Boq
Now that I have gotten the full attention of 99.999% of all of you, let me proceed.
Yesterday, I bumped into the video clip below:
I immediately sought counsel with Massa John, whom promptly commented on the matter thusly:
That raised more questions than it settled. Did Massa John want to confirm that they were 83mm in *er* amplitude? I do agree that there is no full frontal in this video, though Mr. Philbert almost *er* cracks through the action. But that's is something for the gentle readers of this blog to decide.That is... odd. No full frontal that I saw. I don't suppose your magik language skillz understands the narration?
On my "magik language skillz", it's true that I can understand a number of languages. And while I can somewhat comprehend written Swedish, I come *er* short on fast spoken narration.
Maybe we should consult Bjørk The Swedish Chef and find out what they were talking about.
Yeah - I get that it was something to do with Shooting and Buns. But I'm still in the dark about the details.
Oh! I know where to go. You see, I once had a Swedish girlfriend. She was a beautiful, tall and forlon redhead from Hillerstorp. I met her while I was living in Europe, back in '89. We bumped into each other in a Portuguese train of all places, while backpacking through the continent. For a while, we managed to keep a good thing going; but alas, once I came back across the Atlantic our distance was just too great. Sigh - She used to give the warmest "cuddles" (as she would say in her soft lilting accenct).
But I differ. If I just stalk her out and see if she has a profile in Facebook, maybe I could reconnect with her and ask her:
- "Hey Katarina, how have you been all these years? I know that it has been almost 18 years since we spoken but say - Could you please tell me what is been said about these two naked men? Massa John here wants to know".
On second thought... Nah. She surely would snap back to me:
- "What kind of kinky creep who's got a case of "The Ghey" have you turned into, Boq"? (She would say in her soft lilting accenct).
Nah, better leave her with fond good memories of us.
... So, since I am at a loss on what's been said in that video, would any one of you please put captions on what's been said?
Boq
ML
Either way just thinking about that clip makes me want to start scratching...
It is odd. Naked training all the rage in Sweden?
Hell of a way to work off demerits though.
And in other news: Sweden is experiencing the hottest weather in 30 years!
To counteract this assault on my retina, I think I'll get out my DVD of "Trading Places" and fast forward to the part where "Inga from Sweden" asked for help with her Rucksack!! Ya for sure!!