I haz a kowch. I do not sharez it. (But notice my kewl 1943-dated M1 Gunner's Quadrant in the 1936-dated leather case!)

I iz in ur chair, bogartin' it.

Brought to you, in order from left to right, top to bottom - Cleo, Barnacle, Meriwether, Kiki, and Gunner.



RG
The current Castle Interior Guard hight: Hal, Meriwether, Little Orphan Annie, Barnacle,
Cleo, Sven, and DC (short for Dumped Cat), and the Auld Soldier's Auxiliary, Damncat, BIBi (Bitch In the Basement - so named by the Armourer's mother), and Elizabeth, more often known as Lizzie.The Exterior Guard are: Recruit Private Molly, Private Suellen, Sergeant Buffy the Coyote Slayer, Sergeant Major (R) Kiki and Guard Captain Gunner.
Passed members of the Interior and Exterior Guard are:Interior: Cleo, Little Girl, Rest Stop, Gabby, Ninja. Passed members of the Exterior Guard are: Guard Captain Sebastian, Sergeant Major Mickey McBear, Sergeants Little Guy, Shadow, and Whiskey. And we can't forget the only *detached* member of the Interior Guard, Gandalf the Grey, who was detached to provide the SecFor for Prodigal Grandson Mile.
And all, save Molly and Buffy, are rescues, and many were self-presenting volunteers, not press-ganged from the local places of incarceration and execution.
Though we have rescued a few from Death Row.
The Castle Argghhh! Sematary will soon have a statue of Saint Francis, and contains the mortal remains of all the passed members of the Guard, plus select members of the Critters of Castle Argghhh! Farm - Satchmo, Darling, and Mary Ann. (Three particularly engaging critters, a bantamn rooster, banty hen, and rabbit). I expect, in time, the goats and Destriers of Argghhh! will find their way there, too.
Hell, I might even try to get SWWBO and I in there, in time. Why not?
interesting. Is that just a moniker, or earned in actual combat?