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I voted Democrat because....

Pick Your Reason

When your friends can't explain why they voted for Democrats, give them
this list. They can then pick a reason .


10. I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on
a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of
gas at 15% isn't.

9. I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better
job of spending the money I earn than I would.

8. I voted Democrat because Freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody
is offended by it.

7. I voted Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and
I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers
and thieves.

6. I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if
it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt
away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

5. I voted Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of
millions of babies through abortion so long as we keep all death row
inmates alive.

4. I voted Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free
health care, education, and Social Security benefits.

3. I voted Democrat because I believe that business should not be
allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give
the rest away to the government for redistribution as the democrats see
fit.

2. I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite
the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would
never get their agendas past the voters.

1. I voted Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my butt
that it is unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.

I'll keep my Freedom, my God, and my Guns... You keep the Change...

Get out and vote November 2nd, 2010!

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11. I voted Democratic because even though I don't have a job that contributed to the wealth of the rich, they should be made to pay for my food, housing, health-care, education and security. If we keep the Dems in office, they should pass a law where the rich pays for my cable, cell phone, and car.
 
Number 8 needs to be amended: "except conservatives, christians, or non-democrats."
 
And we vote tomorrow too.  It'll be a close one and I'm afraid the Democrat-equivalents are a bit more likely to win.


 
I voted Democrat because I was raised in an air tight echo chamber and that resulted in a severe case of intellectual inbreeding. I have zero clue on cause and effect.
 
12. I voted Democrat because my parents voted Democrat, and they voted Democrat because their parents voted Democrat, and they voted Democrat because the block warden paid them $5 to vote Democrat.

Yeah, sounds crazy, but that's the reason my late father-in-law gave me for voting for Bill Clinton.