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A Whatziss!

*sigh*

I can hear it now...




"Geez, Bill, it's just a big, huge hole in the ground with another big, huge hole in the middle of it -- that was easy!"

Yeah, it's just a big, huge hole in the ground with another big, huge hole in the middle of it (and with some water in the middle of the big, huge hole in the middle of the big, huge hole, to be precise), but what makes it a Whatziss is what the big, huge hole is *for*.

Hint: Washington, DC, needs one. Badly.

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Oh - I get it.  It's Nancy Pelosi's face prior to botox and stretching regimes each morning.  I also detect some unsightly growth that needs plucking.
 
My thought was srta along the line of Bo's...except I was thinking that this where all the visiting Senators and Congressmen/women dissappeared too while visiting there...
 
Woo-hoo! A swamp drain! Similar to the divot I made on my first (and last) attempt at golf!
 
A swamp drain?
 

 A sump. A natural sump without a mechanical pump so as to provide a drain for water away from the surrounding area(s).
 
Oooooh -- swamp drain! Good one!

Buuuuuuuut -- no...
 
Well, dangit.  That was my answer, too.  Swamp drain.  Fie!
 
Water Hole # 9
 
Funny, it doesn't look like any of the things Sodom on the Potomac needs, to wit:
-a crowd of angry peasants with pitchforks and torches
-A Costco-sized clue
-Economics for Dummies

is it a cloaca, then?
 
The crater might be where some politician pulled their head out of their .....cured their cranial rectal inversion?

Although I have not heard of any politicians suddenly seeing the light, so such a maneuver must not have occurred.
 
Thought at first it was a cess pool .... but that's what DC ** IS **, not what it needs. LOL
 
All I see is the sperm-shaped cave "swimming" up the wall.

ML
 
Looks like a buffalo wallow in the National Grasslands area.
 
EOD pit for duds and other malfunctions? (continuing the "D.C. needs one" meme)
 
If it's a swamp drain, where'd the alligators go?

I was thinking it was a hiding hole for the tank lurking in those weeds, but those in D.C. don't need that.
 

A sinkhole, aka, a natural obulette, which is the perfect place to put the majority of our government leaders.
 

Hoggle: This is an oubliette. Labyrinth's full of 'em.
Sarah: Really... how did you know that?
Hoggle: Oh, don't sound so smart! You don't even know what an oubliette is.
Sarah: Do you?
Hoggle: Yes. It's a place you put people... to forget about 'em!

 
It's a crocodile pit. See, you might eventually run out of oubliettes, depending on the level of scumbaggery, but a good crocodile pit will last for years.
 
 If a bird's eye view of said pit is perfectly round, I'd say it's what appears above-ground after an underground NUDET.
 
Looks like a cesspool. Sorta.


 
Ya know, I just realized that you said that Washington D.C. needs one of these. So, cesspool is out. D.C. is already a cesspool.
 
grenade sump in a really hostile environment
 
Elephant watering hole but why on earth would we want any of the present Elephant RINO's and Donks to survive?  I want them all gone and some new kinds of animals in charge, prefferably NOT porkers.
 
Focus, people, focus.

This. Is. Iraq!

The water hole is *big* enough for a couple of elephants, but that's tangential to the *whyness* of the Whatziss as a *whole* hole...
 

This. Is. Iraq!

 OK, ummm.... inefficient and counter-productive drive-thru car/camel wash?

 
Ohhhhhh!!! I get it it....'This!!!Is!!!!!Iraq!!!!!'  (Or for us 'This!!!Is!!!!America!!!')
Just need a guy in a toga to kick members of congress off the edge into the nearly bottomless pit...
 
A crater!  Caused by a, waitaminit, "deliberate and sudden exothermic oxidation event".  What did I win?
 
It's a "hull-down" emplacement for a tank or other armored vehicle-see the ramped area at the right to drive out and move to another position as the flow of battle changes.
 
that's no Whatziss... 

it looks like a "Wadi is dis?", perhaps, but that no Whatziss.
 
Perhaps it is a poor mans loading dock.  Back the truck or trailer down in the pit and drive the cargo right onto the trailer,  pull out on the earthen ramp, chain it down,and you are good to go.
 
Meteor strike, impacting from left side of photo.
 
It's a garbage pit...we can throw congress in it...or most of the czars.
 
Well, it's kind of obvious, isn't it? It is......... a big hole in the ground.

Why does Washington need it? For the purposes of comparison. After all, in my neck of the woods, a common way to describe someone who seems to be, shall we say, a bit lacking in the intellectual gifts is to say that he "can't tell his @ss from a hole in the ground".

And that's why Washington needs this large, scenic hole. If they had it, maybe by way of comparison the could then tell their @ss from the hole in the ground and would acquire some level of intelligence that wouyld start to set our government back on the road to sanity and responsibility.

Hmmm....... we're going to need a bigger hole.
 
As I look at it, it looks like it might just be a "camel watering hole."

About the suggestion about the cranial rectal issue and Government,  *never gonna happen!* I mean in none of our lifetimes, actually it will never happen.

It kinda reminds me of an incident that happened last month. This young guy, in his 30's, had a bad attitude and was mouthing off.  All of a sudden, he realizes where he's at, in the middle of bunch of "Old School Military Vets." In the group were mostly Cold War or Viet Nam era, but actually served everywhere, doing everything.

The young guy says, "Don't worry about me, I've just got a wild hair up my butt." An Old Navy Master Chief says, "Is he bragging or complaining? Grumpy, how long has it been since you felt a hair like it?" I looked up and then said, "I've known you for over 40 year and don't remember it during that time." With a smirk on his face, the Old Master Chief says, "I guess he's bragging."
 
Lyme pit.