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Things that make ya go, hmmmmm.

Sure - there's a huge gaping flaw in it - look past that to the karmic essence. H/t, Dick T.
Let's put all the seniors in jail, and the criminals in a nursing home.

This way the seniors would have access to showers, hobbies, and walks, they'd receive unlimited free prescriptions, dental and medical treatment , wheel chairs etc. and they'd receive money instead of paying it out.

They would have constant video monitoring, so they could be helped instantly ,if they fell, or needed assistance. Bedding would be washed twice a week, and all clothing would be ironed and returned to them.

A guard would check on them every 20 minutes, and bring their meals and snacks to their cell. They would have family visits in a suite built for that purpose.

They would have access to a library, weight room,spiritual counseling, pool, and education.

Simple clothing, shoes, slippers, P.J.'s and legal aid would be free, on request.

Private, secure rooms for all, with an exercise outdoor yard, with gardens.

Each senior could have a P.C. a T.V. radio, and daily phone calls.

There would be a board of directors to hear complaints, and the guards would have a code of conduct, that would be strictly adhered to.

The "criminals" would get cold food, be left all alone, and unsupervised. Lights off at 8pm, and showers once a week.

Live in a tiny room, and pay $3000.00 per month and have no hope of ever getting out.

Justice for all.

This should make us think of what kind of world we've created for ourselves.
 

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So, I should put bank robbery in my retirement plan? If I get away with it then I've got money for my retirement. If I don't get away with it then I have five to ten years of my retirement set.
 
Hmmmmm, sounds like somebody has been hitting their meds a little too much. This must be some really good stuff. I always thought you weren't allowed to grow your own, even for medicinal purposes.
 
Actually it's not far off the mark.  After I was paralyzed I spent just shy of six months in the hospital, then another six months in a nursing home with a physical rehabilitation program.  What's listed in that snippet in the posting is very close to what I experienced in a "top-of-the-line" nursing home.

Fortunately for me my body healed enough that my parents could bring me home ... and later enough that I could live on my own.

Trust me when I say that I'll consider assisted suicide before anyone will put me back in that situation again.

Unless you've lived it you won't believe it.

V5
 
One of my friends who used to walk on the Wild Side told me this one.

"One of my buddies, Bobby, was a wino. Lived in a box in an upscale alley in Center City (Philadelphia). Bobby would do odd jobs for booze money, and when he couldn't get any jobs because he looked like a bum, he'd toss a brick through somebody's window. He'd get arrested and spend a month in the can, and come out with clean clothes, a couple of bucks, some weight on his bones, and a fresh shave. He'd get some odd jobs, cuz now he didn't look like a bum any more, drink the money up, look like a bum, and do the brick thing to go to jail. He did that for years.

"Well, one time, winter's coming on, and Bobby's looking like a bum, and there's an early cold snap. Bobby does the brick thing, gets hauled into court, but the judge is one of those 'Poor baby, you must have had a rotten childhood' idiots, and spends a half hour giving Bobby a lecture and a pep talk about turning his life around -- and then turns him loose!

"Bobby is stunned. Winter's here, he's broke, no food, no heat in his box in the alley, and no three hots and a cot courtesy of the county. The judge comes out of the courthouse, gets into his car -- and Bobby throws a brick through his windshield.

"Judge gave him six months.

"Bobby stayed warm and fed all winter. True story."
 
Don't laugh, Fish. I mind a documentary on A&E a few years ago.  They examined living conditions in various prisons. The one in Minnesota was pretty nice, but what took the cake was the apartment (not really a cell) which an American bank robber had in a Canadian prison. I think it had bedroom, sitting room and kitchenette. The door was locked on the outside, but he got regular leave on weekends. As he said, he was resisting attempts to parole him, because that would mean his having to come back here to a much more prison-like prison.

Really, that place was nicer than some places I've paid money to live in, like the one I'm in now.
 
Oh, Bill? And V3? Have y'all read the books by that Mason guy? I think "Chicken Hawks" was the first one, and the second was about his experiences as a Federal Criminal. For a Loathesome Drug Criminal, he was treated fairly lightly and got to go to the pretend-prison at Eglin. (The gate guard saluted him when he reported in.)  The place was unpleasant, nonetheless. 

He could have walked out at any time: The "fence" was a line painted on the pavement, but with nasty penalties for being caught crossing it. Sorta like being a "free" man in Colly County.
 
John, are you happy, now? It is exactly this type of story that leaves most of us completely PO'd. The big question is this, is that off or on?

My Dad would've been 100 years old today, but mercifully he passed away 30 years ago. It was quick and simple, Mom passed 10 years before him. I'm happy with my slot in life, even though it is not an easy one. I wouldn't want to be raising a family in today's world. There are many things I will never need to explain. I live in a small community of Veterans I've known for over 50 years as a 'virtual village'. Everybody knew that each of us had to make right decisions to make it work. We have males and females, who have known each other since grade school.

John, with a story like this, if it does not make sense don't worry about it. When a story like this makes sense, *now is the time to worry.*

@JTG, are you talking about Charles Manson  (Helter Skelter)?
 
No, Grumpy, a United States Army Warrant Officer who flew helicopters honorably in Viet-Nam. He wrote a coupla books about that and his experiences after he got home.

MASON! Not MANSON! Got it?
 
@Justthisguy, 

Thank you, for the correction!
 
No problem, Grump. On the Internet, just like In Real Life, sometimes you have to yell to be noticed, at all.
 
He wrote a coupla books about that and his experiences after he got home.

Bob Mason -- he shows up at the VHPA reunions to hang with his old outfit. Last time I saw him was -- I think -- 1989, in Chicago.
 
BillT: "Thirty days hath September, April, June, and Freddie the Freeloader!"  But I don't doubt your friend's story is true--there really are people for whom prison is the nicest place they've ever lived.
 
Awwww, thanks, Rose. You even got it for me in black and white. No doubt as a reminder that I was around before the %$#@! world was in color...

How's Azariah doing these days?
 
Hee--actually, that's the way *I* first saw that special, though admittedly it was on VHS.

I haven't heard much from Azariah lately; I've been spending too much time with his cousins Gabe and Cas, and he's probably still recovering from this little adventure.  I'll let you know if he drops by again, though.
 
that's the way *I* first saw that special, though admittedly it was on VHS.

Oh, like, I wasn't supposed to feel the knife twisting, there.

Why is it that the cute chicks are always the most sarcastic?
 
Pff.  You have no idea how many times I've heard "You're not old enough to know [pop culture icon/trivia from the 1930s/40s/50s/60s]!" or been forced to admit that my knowledge of pop culture diminishes sharply after the year in which I was born.  Once I even managed to stump my middle-aged screenwriting prof with an Andy Griffith reference that I didn't think was particularly obscure.
 
Ya gotta cut Bill some slack, Rose.  After all, he was telling *Moses* that he wasn't old enough to know pop culture icons and trivia.

Yanno, like the one about where the two australopithici walk into a bar...