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A joke...

So, my buddy Mike sets a challenge: "$50.00 to the first of you that asks your wife and answers this question from somewhere other than the “doghouse”!!!!!!"

Here be the question:

Thought from the Greatest Living Scots Thinker.

Billy Connolly - Statement of the Century:

'If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?'

So, I'm sitting at the dining room table with my computer open and read this.  SWWBO sits across the table from me, sitting at her computer.  In what for me is a real change in process, I actually inhale, and using my vocal apparatus (vice emailing her) read her the question.

She looked at me, and without missing a beat says,

"What makes you think we don't?"


I relay same to Mike.  He respondeth thusly:  "That’s good. Bill me!!!"

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I doubt you have the extra room in the Exterior Guardhouse in any case...
 
Well aren't you married to an exceptional multi-tasker, you lucky devil you.
 
And the salesman comes home late from a business trip, walks into the bedroom says hello to his wife, walks into the bathroom, brushes his teeth, grabs the aspirin bottle, walks over to the bed and hands the bottle to her.

"I don't have a headache."

"Ah ha".
 
And the salesman walks into the finest bordello in New Orleans, puts down $200 on the desk in front of the Madame and states "I want the worst piece of A$$ in the house".

Sir...we have a reputation as the finest in all of New Orleans with the most beautiful women, that will cater to your every whim.

You don't understand..."I'm not horny, I'm just homesick". ra-boomboom.
 
My father told me a "House of Ill Repute" joke I think you'd enjoy FM.

A union boss walks into a brothel and says to the madam, "Ma'am, I'd like to procure the services of one of your girls tonight, but I'm a lifelong union man, and I'm keenly interested in looking out for workers everywhere.  Therefore, what's the split between your girls and the house?"   She says, "75% for the house 25% for the girls."  He roars, "YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED!  I'll take my business elsewhere."

He travels to another brothel and asks the same question, "Ma'am, I'd like to procure the services of one of your girls tonight, but I'm a lifelong union man, and I'm keenly interested in looking out for workers everywhere. Therefore, what's the split between your girls and the house?"  She says "It's a 60/40 split."  He says, "Not good enough.  I'll take my business elsewhere."

He walks to a third brothel, and asks again, "Ma'am, I'd like to procure the services of one of your girls tonight, but I'm a lifelong union man, and I'm keenly interested in looking out for workers everywhere. Therefore, what's the split between your girls and the house?"  The madam says, "The girls get 80%, they have full healthcare provided by the house, including dental, they get six weeks paid vacation each year as well as five personal days, and we provide IRA fund matching up to 10%."  The union boss is quite impressed.  "Well then, you run a fine establishment.  I'll take that young philly over there."

The madam stops him, "I'm sorry sir, but granny over there has senority."

 
A guy driving along sees a sign: Mrs. White's Cat House and pulls in. He goes up to the door where a sign says "Come on in to Mrs. White's Cat House so he goes on in. In the room is another door with a credit card reader by it and a sign that says "Card will be charged $50 to open door" so he runs the card through the reader and the lock clicks open. He goes through, the door closes behind him and he realizes he's outside again. He turns around and the sign says: "You have just been sc****d by Mrs. White."
 
"First, I check for bees."

It's a long, involved joke, so I figured I'd just cut to the punchline.
 
BillT, I know that one!  Good stuff.
 
Please enlighten me, O Noble Ones....
 
Well, NDS, he did get to see the Egress.
 
Been re-reading your Piers Anthony collection, eh?