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A Full Metal Shrink

Gunny Ermey rocks:



Kinda like the NSFW version of Darth Vader: HERE
WARNING: It's REALY NSFW!!!


Boq

[Armorer's note: The visual is safe for work, but the audio  really really really is not.  This is headphones-only audio.  But it *is* funny. If you play this at work - you were warned,]

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WARNING: It's REALLY NSFW!!!

Unless you work where I work...

 
Is Gunny Ermey your cubicle mate?
 
I think The Gunny hangs with The Lizard these days. That is his unmistakable voice and attitude in some of the Geico commercials, I'm certain.

I wish I could find that "remedial bachelor housekeeping" video he made a few years ago.
I am afraid that I am one of those who needs yelling screaming death threats to get him to clean up his space. He also had some good practical time-and-labor saving tips, emphasized with yelling and insults, of course.
 
AH, now I see a freeze-frame with Geico mentioned. It seems my Flash-block program is defective. I'm not supposed to see anything but a blank space. Insidious Flash-insinuators!
 
Whenever I'm feeling tired and out of it, I watch this commercial and it makes me happy.
 
I've gotten out of many a bind just by thinking "What would Gunny Ermey do?" 
 
Is Gunny Ermey your cubicle mate?

I don't have a cubicle. I have a Full Metal Building....

 
The Seattle Mariners did a series of ads years ago, the punchline always being "Aren't you glad he decided to play for the Marienrs instead?"  Randy Jones as a knife thrower, Ken Griffey Jr. as an airline pilot, but my favorite was Lou Pinella as a therapist.

Pretty much the same concept, although the screenshot was of an office door with Pinella's name and title on it, and you saw his silhouette staking back and forth as he berated some whiney patient.  Finally the door is flung open and a scowling Pinella glares out at the camera ans barks "next!"