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Time Waster Of The Day

I just wish, someone would have given me some OO Buck Cartridges for Halloween, 'cause they sure are a treat.



Boq

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We had a fellow just like this who wore the latest tac gear, carried pretty much every mod for the M4, and had convinced himself and tried to convince the rest of us that he was God's gift to the ground pounding community...

Six months into the tour, he tried to hang himself with 550 cord from the fire alarm mount (two small screws into gypsum board) ib the cimpany commander's office, saying that he couldn't take it anymore...  (We all wondered why he didn't just use his tricked out rifle...  I mean, we were all carrying...)  Be that as it may, he was never really in any danger...

...He had never been outside the wire, and worked in the CP...

Once he got home, he told his "adoring fans" that he had been sent home early because he was needed to train the next group coming over...
 
I know a guy like that. He falls down a lot.

They won't give him any ammo, either. All the mags he carries are empty...
 
Slayin' frickin bodies, good to go?

High speed, low drag. 

Snorfle

 
Okay, this was hilarious. I liked how this guy spoofed how much some soldiers say those phrases... :D