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Redleg Cowboys

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Remember the movie Space Cowboys?  Where four retread astronauts go deal with a rogue satellite because they're the only guys with the requisitely dated skills and experience?

Welcome to Space Cowboys II, er, Redleg Cowboys, where four retarded, er, retired Redlegs go on a road trip to St Joe and come back with a cannon.



All good guns get a name, and this one is no exception.  We're gonna call him "Auld Soldier" in honor of my favorite artilleryman.  And he can guard the flag under which his namesake earned a Silver Star, Bronze Star w/V and seven Purple Hearts in two wars.



He does look good, eh?



And pretty much looks good from any direction.  He's going to get a concrete pad this summer, too.



Meet the Redleg Cowboys - Mike, Tom, JW, and some svelte handsome fella with a beard. 



Heh.  Two out of three ain't bad...

32 Comments

Auld Soldier looks GREAT :D

Any plans to fire the gun?
 
In the event of another civil war, can I dig my foxhole at your place?
 
Plenty of plans to fire the gun.  Blank and shot. But the fuse has to get here first.

You're welcome anytime, CJ.
 
Not to disparage the old Puteaux, but he's a far more hansome accoutrement to Castle Argghhh
 
Man, I'm glad that I was TDY and unavailable for this mission.  I had no idea that it was going to be so gunner heavy.  I would have been banned from all future Infantry Balls and Regimental Dinners.
 
Hey, now you guys can have your own version of the Larkhill Gun Run.  LOL
 
Snerk! If you'd been there, Centurion, we'd have had a perfect microcosm of our sclerotic military culture - an O6 supervising two O5s supervising two O4s...  and nary a Private in sight.
 
John of Argghhh

In other words, no adult supervision.
 
We're all glad you keep your privates out of sight, methinks.
Nice gun.
 
I am deeply disappointed with the lack of fortifications to protect the gun crews from muskets and cannonballs.
 
That looks like the perfect piece for between the flags. The concrete pad will add nicely to the effect.
 
It is kind of nice to see Officers doing some important work from time to time. Us Erats are amazed actually.
 
Now if you can gather ten balls, and a brass monkey, we'll all stand by for your report on the first REALLY cold day of the winter as to just how cold it was.
 

 Heh,

   Besides the concrete pad, she'll need a coat or two of gloss liquid olive.  I have a copy of the original recipe from the 1862 Ordnance Manual, if you'd like a copy. Plus all the metal needs a coat of gloss black.   I can also get you the info on sponge covers and other implements, as well as the sabot and cartridge bag data if you want it.

   Respects,
 
Gee, not just Redlegs but Rotarians too it seems.
 
What a tribute to your Dad.  Awesome.
 
I think I may have a way to make a can full of concrete engage the rifiling but I'm sure concrete could stand the centripdal force-think big mine' ball
 
So when will you be hitting up the carriege maker for a caisson?
 
Jim  - you're 3/4s correct.  JW's Venn diagram doesn't overlay that particular circle.

Heartless - prolly not.  Not intending to get into re-enacting.  I have enough expensive hobbies.

OFS - previous owner said that cement-filled soda cans were the predominant fodder fired from the gun previously.

We'll have to see.
 
Verrrrry nice. I'd be inclined to cobblestones for the pad, however.
 
Why cobblestones?  D'you hate me and want me to cripple myself on my knees putting 'em in?

Much less that they aren't, well, native to this area.  Brick would be more regionally correct.
 
While the idea of watching officers lay coblestones has its appeal, that was not my intent!

It's just that concrete pads look so, so, modern, like a plastic holster holding a Civil War handgun. Someone using a nylon tarp at a WW1 re-enactment. A visual clash.

How about an ellipse of herringbone laid brick, the flag poles at the foci.
 
Bring your shovel, your wheelbarrow and your kneepads.

I'll provide the brick, gravel, and sand.
 
Heh! He volunteered!  I don't recognize the piece, though. It's obviously iron, but not a 3" rifle.  What is its nomenclature, exactly?
 
It's not an accurate reproduction of anything, JTG.
And, it's steel, not iron.

It's in the mode of the 12 pounder mountain howitzer, except it's a 3-incher.  And rifled.  That's because it's made from a 3"/50cal naval gun tube.  Which means it's one strong gun.

The carriage is steel, and powder-coated a greyish-steel color - which AW1 Tim is gonna come out here and kick my butt if I don't paint it ordnance olive.

It's like a moutain howitzer like a NASCAR racer is to the car it purportedly represents.

The wheels do have original US Army Archibald hubs, though.

 

Ah...mowing or weed whacking around that pretty gun is going to be sending projectiles all over the place...including the finish on that pretty gun. I'm not saying you should hire someone from south of the border...but an Eagle Scout project might be nice. There are few Eagle Scouts that would not like their picture taken with that gun and the nice brick pad he laid down. You could get the whole troop out and do a real nice ceremony and play "Call to Colors". A donation to the troop is always helpful. That way it's not free. Don't volunteer to feed them however, those boys can eat.

 
There was no volunteering, merely a suggesting. I hope to be down in Kansas City later this summer, and I might be persuaded to help if the times coincide.
 
What's funny, is that I googled Archibald Hubs and two of the  too-few references were to what were obviously Craigslist ads for that very piece! It needs a tampon, or are you going to let birds' nests and rain water accumulate in there?
 
htom, if I thought I could get there, I would volunteer.  Get some string,  adjust the length  properly while walking it around the two flagpole foci, tie the knot,, do a trial trace,  etc.  A loop of string around two posts is the classic way to describe an ellipse.
 
Positively brought a tear to this old Redlegs eye. Wait. Maybe that was jealousy.
 
Eric - jealousy is such an ugly word.  Tears of joy and happiness that a gun found a good home. 

Yeah, that's what it was.
 
Looks to be level with a drivers side window....