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Caption Contest - It Slices, It Dices Edition

By Boquisucio on June 30, 2010 | | Comments (16)


Maybe he's looking for the sharpest tool in the box.

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By BloodSpite on June 30, 2010 9:36 AM
Nice swords. Hey do you like DVD's?
 
By John (Not The Armorer) on June 30, 2010 9:51 AM
Having discovered that his rhetoric is no longer sufficient to mislead the masses, Dear Leader reconsiders the old theory that "The pen is mightier than the sword."

Note that the tip of the crosguard appears to have an acorn.  I wonder what the significance of that might be?

Note the guy seated against the aft bulkhead with the earphones.  Probably Secret Service, with anti-BS protection, or maybe listening to old Churchill speeches as an antidote to what he has been exposed to.
 
By katherine optimus maximae on June 30, 2010 10:15 AM
The guy in the back is giving a play by play of the event to the pilots:

Headphones guy, "He's reaching for the sword."

Pilots: "Roger that.  Will maintain level speed and altitude."

Headphones guy: "He is gingerly touching the hilt.  He seems intimidated by the sharp blade."

Pilots: (silence)

Headphones guy: "D*ammit!  I guess that means I'm getting fired, too."


 
By Kevin on June 30, 2010 10:20 AM

Could it be too much to hope that Dah One is examing a set of dueling daggers that have just been delivered to him by our good friend "Pooty-Poot" in an effort to resolve the Russki 'spy' kerfluffle?

Think of the deficit reducing potential of the pay-for-view and home DVD sales!
 
By Boquisucio on June 30, 2010 11:15 AM
Hmm, You say that this one targets the 2nd Chakra?

I shall call it the Algore Rapier!
 
By BillT on June 30, 2010 12:33 PM
Maybe he's looking for the sharpest tool in the box.

Too easy. I refuse to bite.

 
By Fred on June 30, 2010 2:46 PM
Well, at least they are not bayonets. We all know what trouble those can be.
 
By htom on June 30, 2010 3:22 PM
"It has no safety?!"
 
By JW on June 30, 2010 4:03 PM
And I can't even get a fingernail clipper on Delta!
 
By Fishmugger on June 30, 2010 4:08 PM
"So the trick is to find a way for either Blago or Rahm to fall on this thing."
 
By John of Argghhh! on June 30, 2010 4:35 PM
Fred, yer a one trick pony, dude...  ;^ )
 
By Casey on July 1, 2010 2:06 AM
"Captain, I detect an alien technology previously unknown to us..."

 
By OlafTheTanker on July 1, 2010 6:24 AM
Geeez.. those Secret Service guys must relaly be slipping lately, how the heck did this guy even get these assault weapons on board?

Oh, I'm sure now that O has his new shinies, they'll be on the assault weapon ban list soon enough....
 
By Rita on July 1, 2010 8:13 AM
"ARGGGGHHHHH MATEY, Why don't you walk the plank before I stab you with me sword!"

"Hee, Hee....always wanted to be a Pirate" "Ouch!, I just cut my finger"! ....he turns away crying....:)
 
By Mythilt on July 1, 2010 8:25 AM
Overheard statements aboard.

"Hmmm, but is it properly balanced for a six-fingered man?"

"What do you mean I can't knight myself...I'm the One, aren't I??"
 
By RetRsvMike on July 1, 2010 7:06 PM
FINALLY, a whatziss that i have my own original one of....