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Gonorrhea Lectim, a Public Service Announcement

Information about Gonorrhea Lectim

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease. The disease is called "Gonorrhea Lectim." It's pronounced "Gonna re-elect 'em," and it is a terrible obamanation.

The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior involving putting your cranium up your rectum. Many victims contracted it in 2008...but now most people, after having been infected for the past 1-2 years, are starting to realize how destructive this sickness is.

It's sad because Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new drug just coming on the market called "Votemout." You take the first dose in 2010 and the second dose in 2012 and simply don't engage in such behavior again; otherwise, it could become permanent and eventually wipe out all life as we know it.

Several states are already on top of this, like Virginia and New Jersey, and apparently now Massachusetts, with many more seeing the writing on the wall.

Please pass this important message on to all those bright folk you really care about

11 Comments

Classic!
 
I see an info-mercial waiting in the wings...
 
Remember, remember the 2nd of November, Democrat treason and plot.

I see no reason that Democrat treason should ever be forgot.
 
Another classic -- and hopefully a reason to celebrate.
 
Did I hear some applause out there? If you were thinking about the term, "clap", you're an old timer. Hopefully, we'll start out with a wiser group of candidates and electorate. We have a very complex set of challenges facing us for many lifetimes to come.
 
Grumpy...I think the one liner is "Thank you for the clap...I mean the applause."

You are totally right about re-starting with a wiser group. It will be a lot of work but more then worth it.
   
yea, but if the nurse with the syringe and needle is whats-her-name-from-up-north you know that you'll get Keepemthere up your butt, because she got confused and took the wrong medicine.
 
Fish, I'm glad, I'm not the only Auld Phart in the group. "It will be a lot of work but more then worth it." True. Now, comes the hard part, who are the members of the "wiser group?" Are we just talking about the politicians? No, I am talking about all of us and our expectations. We soon learn,  there are no sacred cows. We may actually find that we like the new ways better.
 
Grumpy...I'm all for new ways. They're not good or bad...just different...just like change. The American public has to pay attention for a while. Pull their heads out and check things out. They, not I, were sold a bill of goods and it has to be fixed. And yes, not just the politicians...the media is way out of control and the academics teaching our kids. We have to re-establish what built this country and put it back together again. We are still the last great hope for everyone...not just this country. I want to be able to vote for someone I believe in...not just hold my nose like the last time.
 
Fish, this has been a good chat. My Dad called the "Candidates for a Cranial - Rectal Extraction" by another term, "Air-Recyclers, the breath of life never leaves." The media should be giving us the *FACTS*, not their opinions on either side.  It comes down to a question, "In what ways are the sphincter and opinions the same?" Answer, "Everybody has one." The major problem is this, many people express one from the other.

One of the things you talk about is our young people. How do we attract them into one of the myriads of approaches of service to the Country? Then there is the *long term* issue of attracting young people into the military, how do we do it? Do we need a draft? Don't forget, that was the 'Wolf", always outside your door. The draft was the thing that kept the young men motivated. I went away to college, but came home. It was just a bad move. I graduated high school at 17. I enlisted in the Military and still got my draft notice. No, I don't want a draft.

I know that it is illogical to expect something from the young people that they don't see from their parents and grandparents. Many people in our era grew up in the shadow of Woodstock, the question becomes where are you serving or where have you served?