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Where's The Beef

By Boquisucio on April 6, 2010 | | Comments (11)
As Clara Peller once so famously stated: "Where's The Beef".


Sometimes, too many accessories, are well... too many accessories.


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By Argent on April 6, 2010 8:57 AM
I see the borg have already invaded.
 
By fdcol63 on April 6, 2010 9:10 AM
I see a kitchen sink AND a bottle opener!  LOL
 
By John of Argghhh! on April 6, 2010 9:18 AM
That's Fobbit-Gear.
 
By Oldloadr on April 6, 2010 9:24 AM
I don't know if a fobbit-dweller could even carry that to the chow hall...
 
By BloodSpite on April 6, 2010 9:48 AM
Who needs NVG's when you have half of GE on your weapon? Yesh!
 
By Tim on April 6, 2010 10:59 AM
I think there's a weapon in there somewhere.  That'd make a good whatziss.
 
By Fishmugger on April 6, 2010 11:17 AM
Swiss Army is a customer of my company. That is the new and improved model. You just need a really big pocket. The cork screw is on the bottom, as usual.
 
By BillT on April 6, 2010 11:49 AM
I don't know if a fobbit-dweller could even carry that to the chow hall...

Oh, they can and do. So much so that the DFAC has had a sign in the entryway for the past two months -- "All weapons must be placed on the floor, not raised up on bipods."

There are guys here who have so much "assault bling" on their M-4s they look like they're toting M-41A1s.

For the non-grognards, that's the Pulse Rifle from Alien...
 
By Oldloadr on April 6, 2010 12:20 PM
OK, Bill I've been out of the AOR since '06.  However I did see the Fob-dwellers with some high-tech $hit in the chow hall.
 
By Grumpy on April 6, 2010 12:31 PM
 As the fobbit-dweller turns and says, "Yeah, the cork screw is on the bottom and I'm the cork!"
 
By Richard H Brown on April 7, 2010 8:49 AM
Sure you can hang all that stuff on the rails, but you don't get a rifle, cause you didn't process thru the arms room and get a weapons card, mask card, bayonet card, atropine injector card.....