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USS Murtha...

...because apparently we don't need ships named Lexington, Yorktown, Ranger, Hornet, Constellation, Franklin, Vincennes, Juneau, etc.

IIRC, (and I can be wrong here) there are 6 ships that have been named for Medal of Honor holders, with the Jason Dunham building, and the Monsoor and Murphy planned.

Belleau Wood is available... heck, dare I suggest... Fallujah?

But no, we'd rather insult the Marines by naming a ship that will move them around after a man who slandered Marines. 

Talk about a tin ear, Mr. Secretary.

Yes, the Congressman from Pennsylvania did good things, too.  However, IIRC, there's never been a USS Smedley Butler and he earned *two* Medals of Honor *and* the Marine Corps Brevet medal.  Of course, he never slandered Marines. He just attacked politicians, industrialists and the Generals who serve them.

I'm sure there's a latrine on a rifle range somewhere that could use a name, if you want to honor Mr. Murtha appropriately.

Of course, Murtha's nickname can be... ABSCAM.

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Ah - The Pork Barell.
 
They should have gone through the whole list of common garden pests before getting to Murtha.  USS Earwig, anyone?
 
Oi... do they not even think about these decisions?  You just know the Marines (okay, and probably the sailors, too) are going to promptly renickname the thing, probably something along the lines of "the Bloated Bastard". 
 
@Cortillaen, "the Bloated Bastard", for the Marines and Navy, that nickname would be considered 'tactful', but also factual.  - Grumpy
 
My disgust at this inappropriate choice precludes civil comments.
 

I'm sure that sometime in the future, squiddies and jarheads alike, will be so proud to tell friends and family that they served upon the USN Crapweasel.
 
Oh they are actually serious.
 
The Navy jumped the shark years ago.

The SSN Jimmy Carter is known as the USS Killer Rabbit.
 

Thank goodness for Monty Python.

USS Moutha?

*ducking and running*

 
Benedict Arnold had a distinguished military career before HIS little bout of treason. If one traitorous ***** can have a ship named after him, why can't Benny?