And if you don't think it's funny, well, I'm guessing you're not a regular... Of course, if you're that person, the first line probably makes your leg get all tingly, too.
H/t, Dick T.
George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to Hell.
While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.
Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.
Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so she writes him a check.
Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.
When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to call the USA so cheaply.
The devil smiles and replies: "Since Obama took over, the country has gone to hell, so it's a local call."
H/t, Dick T.
Is also not being as funny as previously unre-worked Soviet joke, because shoe now is being on other foot.
The gulags too good for you are! To Siberia you should go. With global wormenings in one or two thousand years plenty hot it will be!
what joke??
what accent??