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Somedays...

...you're the one. Somedays, you're one of the three. Which are you today?
 
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Is it bad when you think all of your friends are unbalanced? :)
 
One out of 5 people in the world is Chinese. I have 5 kids, I keep looking at the and so help me I can't figure out which one it is.
 
What if you have more than three close friends?

And they all live inside your head?
 
No...no...no...poor math. First estimate how many people in California are unbalanced. Then multiply by 3. That sum would be the number of us that are well balanced, God fearing, all blooded Americans.

I wouldn't look to MY friends in this type of survey...they're wackos anyway.
 
Both my friends are as farked up as I am -- which means at least eighteen of you are safe...
 
Hey Fish!

What about unballanced, God fearing, all blooded Americans who happen to live in California?
 
I guess I'm the normal one around here.
heh
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Well Grimmy...if you are the Unbalanced one, then you can have 3 All American friends. The California part is a cross you have to bare,,,though the wimmins is nice to watch...even the plastic ones...as long as you don't have to talk to them.
 
Bill has two friends? Whodathunkit?
 
Holy ravioli...if just Bill and his 2 friends offset 18 All American balanced suave de-boner peoples; I now understand the math for the 27 inch zipper. He covers a lot of territory...so to speak.
 
Smile when you call me normal, stranger.
 
I guess I'm the normal one around here.
heh

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Only around *here*, m'dear -- only around *here*...

Bill has two friends? Whodathunkit?


Tell me about it. Surprised the wits out of me when they manifested -- I didn't know pookahs *got* that big...

 
When it comes to statistics I'll stick to what Mark Twain said: There are three kinds of lies: Lies, D***ed lies, and statistics.

Some interesting facts about statistics,
85 percent of statistics are made up on the spur of the moment and are not researched in any way.
50 percent of people lie about their income when asked for a poll.
90 percent of the population thinks -they- are above average.

 
"Only around *here*, m'dear -- only around *here*..."

Hey, beggars can't be choosers.  I'll take it.
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