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Caption Contest (Praise The Lord & Pass The Drumsticks Edition)



So if you can feed the multitudes with just 2 fishes, how much vig do you want per fish sandwich?
The Double Down was too a miracle.
 jesus and mohammed discussing world peace (mohammed left his bear suit at home this time).
"The shades were a good idea, Harlan -- not a single leper has beseeched Me all day!"
"Oh sure, Harlan, I can do miracles.  But even I can't make those chickens walk without legs."
Jesus explains to the Colnel that he will have to spend eternity dealing with the souls of every chicken that ever perished in his hot fat vats.  He will have to face 1.2 billion poultrygeists.