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Caption Contest (Pea Shooter Edition)

Never Fear - The USMC is here!



Boq

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Okay Washington, we'll play by your rules.
But we don't have to like it!
 
Given the recent passing of the Health Care Reform Bill, the US Marine Corps is one of the first military arms to feel the sting of the cutbacks required to pay for it.
 
USMC training of the locals covers all levels.
 
Marine Alex McConnell the 3rd, while eschewing the family business of Mummy-whacking, demonstrates the he has maintained his grandfather's mad slingshot skillz.
 
US Special Forces bring to bear all available resources to expel the Taliban and other troublesome vermin from the villages of Afghanistan.
 
Heh... Watch this shit!
 
"Now, with your left hand, LET GO of the stick..."
"Okay- My eye!"
 
Taking back the Infantry half kilometre one rock at a time.
 
There I was...up to my armpits in rubber bands and pebbles...TINS
 
Off the wall...ding the goat...whack that Taliban guy...nothing but net.
 
OK guys, see that fat sarnt up there?
 
Now remember, when the LT looks around, we didn't see nuttin'!
 
Bart Simpson  becomes a Devildog.
 
Guy to the left : "I'd hit that."

Guy to the right: "Not if I hit it first..."

Kid: "Dude, thats my mom we're talking about"